Time for Internet!

thinkprogress.org

2012-01-23T19:36:00.001-08:00

Here is a picture of the family’s murdered cat:

answers.yahoo.com

2012-01-02T12:47:00.001-08:00

The gas and blurping is not a reason to think you have HIV.

wikipedia.org

2011-12-29T08:38:00.001-08:00

The death test might be seen by some individuals as a friendly reminder that life is slipping away. [citation needed]

clubfly.com

2011-12-26T13:28:00.001-08:00

Being NEW to town I stumbled into this DUMP. Horrible service, and was assaulted by the janitor. Welcome to Portland!

amazon.com

2011-12-25T17:48:00.001-08:00

If you like this book, you know what kind of person you are. Everyone else does too.

avclub.com

2011-12-14T20:09:00.001-08:00

800notes.com

2011-12-14T20:08:00.000-08:00

855-384-5008
I JUST GOT THE SAME CALL, I AM GLAD I CHECK THE 855 NUMBER, IT'S A SCAM. THE GUY SOUND SO CONVINCING, LIKE IF HE KNOWS THE OWNER OF THE COMPANY. WHAT A WAY TO MAKE MONEY. THE GIRL SOUND SWEET, BUT PROBLABLY FAT...

youtube.com

2011-10-16T19:45:00.001-07:00

this guy was raped when he was 12, you can just tell

reddit.com

2011-10-15T19:40:00.003-07:00

Well, her body is a rainbow with legs and a unicorn (horse) head. I think you should really analyze what part of that is attractive to you.

avclub.com

2011-10-10T18:59:00.001-07:00

Yes! I remember my dad parking his boat to dock at a bar that was on the lake and the song was playing. Everyone on the goddamn dance floor was doing the dinosaur. It's one of my fondest boating memories.

youtube.com

2011-09-01T18:06:00.001-07:00

so apparently the term "blow job" is not allowed as a comment. Disappointing and a little pathetic on youtube's behalf.

avclub.com

2011-08-30T16:28:00.001-07:00

Man, get out of here, Tupac was one of the greats. Who'd smoke your ashes? Nobody.

wikipedia.org

2011-08-16T23:16:00.001-07:00

In 2008, photographer Michael von Gimbut emphasized that his wife, the model's mother and sister and three female assistants had been present during the shooting and stated "We loved and protected children and did not sleep with them" ("Wir liebten und beschützten die Kinder damals und schliefen nicht mit ihnen").

mnn.com

2011-07-22T17:25:00.000-07:00

Update: Discovery News is now unsure if the story is real and wondering if they were duped. It reminds us of this "Yes Men" poop burger hoax.

startribune.com

2011-07-01T07:26:00.001-07:00

Some held babies and others umbrellas to protect them from the burning summer sun.

news.yahoo.com

2011-06-17T21:56:00.000-07:00

Here's some suggestions for future restaurant name changes:
SubWaste
Crap in the Box
Poopy Tuesdays
Red Plopster
@#$%-Out Burger
PopBrownEye's
T.G.I.Fecals
Pooters
Orange Poolius
TurdBurger King
Rectals Pretzels
Benihanus
Cinnabum
Crapplebee's
Long Brown Slivers

youtube.com

2011-06-17T21:50:00.001-07:00

Is it just me, or were women hotter in the 90's and less skanky?

imdb.com

2011-06-08T17:55:00.001-07:00

A 'heh', or a 'hah' is really where most of the audience response is, with the occasional 'hahaha' at several slightly more humorous gags

facebook.com

2011-05-31T20:34:00.000-07:00

youtube.com

2011-05-31T20:26:00.000-07:00

npr.org

2011-05-27T18:01:00.001-07:00

What people don't get is that the planet can be visually amazing if you get up early to take pictures in incredibly wild and exotic places.

youtube.com

2011-05-21T13:57:00.000-07:00

Well about this video umm well i just got some new lights made for my pants

wikipedia.org

2011-05-18T21:06:00.001-07:00

Zoe Li of CNNGo gave the film a positive review, "I walked out of the first private screening of the softcore 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy never wanting to have sex again, not because the sex scenes were gross... but because its message of 'true love doesn't need sex' was so convincing", she confessed.

msnbc.com

2011-05-09T14:22:00.001-07:00

There is no reason for anybody to be hit by a train, it's not going to sneak up behind you or jump out from behind a bush.

reddit.com

2011-04-24T22:58:00.001-07:00

Ketchup is the condiment for children whose parents don't care.

www.sysfix.co.uk

2011-04-13T22:45:00.001-07:00

Not only does using your laptop in bed decrease the life of your laptop, but it’s dangerous too. You can fall asleep and turn over, possibly strangling yourself. It’s also a fire hazard. You wouldn’t sleep with your toaster – would you?

reddit.com

2011-04-10T17:06:00.001-07:00

gettin high is the most important thing in my life... id rather get high than kiss jesus. LOL

youtube.com

2011-03-19T19:34:00.001-07:00

because life is beautiful you little bitch

youtube.com

2011-03-02T15:09:00.001-08:00

Comments on "What is God Was One of Us?" by Joan Osbourne

God already is one of us. Hes there in everything we do. God is great
arabiansk

good song..
although i have absolutely no faith that there is a god or whatsoever..
but good song..
sinan6

God please cure some of the diseases out there. iff you do exist...
hottie9pottie

ya god is great but why does my boyfriend love someone else now? (that's my question)
sill love the song and it's irony(L)
PenelopeBaker 5 hours ago

ya god is great but why did my boyfriend sleep whit someone else? (that's my question
sill love the song and it's irony(L)
PenelopeBaker

God is not one of this 152 dislikes people!
BeMoLski

anthropoda.southernfriedscience.com

2011-02-28T18:28:00.001-08:00

One of my favourite dreams, and one that has reoccured at least twice, is that I am in a deep gorge covered with mosses and lichens and overhung by large tree ferns and I discover a living trigonotarbid bigger than my hand. Waking up after that is so disappointing.

english.aljazeera.net

2011-02-16T19:32:00.001-08:00

No corporate or government-owned cyberspace is immune from attack by the vast nebula of Anonymous, the non-hierarchichal online activist network bent on disrupting the websites and communication facilities of oppressive regimes, the hackers' group claims. Note: Pictured are gamers enjoying Berlin's Computer Games museum, not members of Anonymous

answerbag.com

2011-02-12T17:38:00.001-08:00

Put your full return address clearly legible on the package. Only use one baggie to save money. Spray your girlfriends perfume all over the package. The catch is to put a note inside that says you will pay $1000000 for the return of the package. When he comes to collect you must kill him. Then take the bodies to the home of your enemy and leave town. Two birds one stone.

physorg.com

2011-02-10T21:24:00.000-08:00

It's easy to get caught up in the fantasy of some alien language code with an awe-inspiring revelation, but sadly Occam's Razor kicks in and suggests that what we have here is trolling and/or just plain nutbaggishness.

imdb.com

2011-02-06T11:20:00.000-08:00

Despite faint allusions to morals learned from Tootsie, Love & Basketball, and Mrs. Doubtfire, this low-budget farce is more of a cross between Sorority Boys and Kazaam without quite capturing the charm of either.

opposingviews.com

2011-02-05T22:37:00.001-08:00

First of all, the word 'colony' is a very demeaning term to describe nudist places - like referring to black people as 'niggers' or Hispanic people as 'spics'. Colony implies a bunch of people who are out of touch with the rest of society which nudists certainly are not.

opposingviews.com

2011-02-05T22:35:00.001-08:00

The only thing I strongly recommend is that the nudist resort/club/park be associated with the American Association for Nude Recreation (aanr.com) as AANR is the credible voice of reason for nude recreation!

billboard.com

2011-02-01T22:05:00.001-08:00

some people are just really psycho. like really girl u not that special... this girl probably isnt crazy. she probably is trying to get a reality show like what happened with the boy and the spaceship

imdb.com

2011-01-23T19:58:00.001-08:00

Do you guys know of any other movies that has brother/sister romance? I'm not saying i get off on stuff like that me and my friend were just curious.

imdb.com

2011-01-21T21:36:00.001-08:00

There's the sensible guy, the hot-headed guy (latino of course), the sweet guy, the dumb guy, the fat guy and two gorgeous women (for sex).

youtube.com

2011-01-18T15:13:00.001-08:00

imdb.com

2011-01-18T15:11:00.000-08:00

imdb.com

2011-01-08T22:33:00.001-08:00

I haven't watched this yet, are these people Klan members or not? Because I'd hate to think I'm supporting the KKK if I rent it.

barflymag.com

2011-01-08T17:05:00.001-08:00

This is the only place I have ever been that plays country music and has a hip hop crowd,the floor is small and hardly no one dances the country dances we all know . The Dj could care less if the hip hopsters get in the way of two steppers or line dancers so there are always problems on the floor. If you want to dance with men or women that know how to dance to country it is not here.

rapreviews.com

2010-12-26T10:17:00.001-08:00

While a Keith Thornton album about sex would usually involve him fetishizing giraffes or paying street whores to model for his private photos (between bouts of smearing feces on the wall) a Motion Man sex album involves SEX YOU CAN RELATE TO.

yelp.com

2010-12-24T14:27:00.001-08:00

Save the Whales!!! (for my dinner)

Well well well. Our Humps friends were burned at the steak - no pun intended - for serving an animal that is endangered, whatever that means in an era where we could likely clone 1 million of them (or will soon). And the place is called the HUMP! haha Well, you should have all know!

I guess I feel like murdering a human being is a pretty serious crime but there are all these groups running around defending these maniacs by offering excuses. But there is no advocacy group for the owner of restaurants that murder animals! Because like, um, that's why we go to them.

Personally, I am not keen on killing whales to eat. I tend to agree that they're quite majestic and its not something that I would be into. However, that's my choice which I don't need to push on to someone else.

I feel very bad for the owner here, more so because he had to take a bullet for a world that is full of contradictions - and one increasingly based on anti-industrial, anti-capitalist, anti-man views.

Still, like Bill Gates when attacked by Reno, he cut and run. Sad. That's what the 3 stars are for. He gets 5 in my heart for standing up to an irrational world. He's gets 1 for pandering to idiot patrons. Instead of committing restaurant hara kiri, he should have did what Mifune Toshiro did in Samurai Rebellion and go after all these momos with a sword.

imdb.com

2010-12-20T19:42:00.000-08:00

Beowulf is literally 1,000 times better than this movie.

imdb.com

2010-12-20T19:25:00.001-08:00

guys don't care at that point especially when erect the woman can say whatever the hell they want. they can say they are adolf hitler for all we care.

imdb.com

2010-12-19T19:46:00.001-08:00

What bothers me about a well-crafted film such as this one is that audience members are so caught up in their sheltered, private worlds that they are not able to comprehend the difference between "mainstream" characters and characters that are actually realistic in their depiction.

Though Tucker's character was slightly over-played, I've known quite a few people like him. His two friends, their lives, and their attitudes also closely resemble people I have known throughout my life.

Though I didn't receive consistent laughs from this film, I ended up watching it as a simple drama, and on that note, I enjoyed it quite a bit.

There is a lot of attention to detail that will simply fly right over the head of the average viewer. Everything that came out of Drew's mouth and his later love interest absolutely shocked me - I never thought a movie would actually get the real-world "geek lingo" right on the money.

Of course, the average person would not understand such a fine touch as Lara saying "fear the pink mist", or Drew's use of the incredibly vulgar REAL underground slang "c**dumpster".

Long story short, this was one of the best and most accurate portrayals of the real-world people it was alluding to I have ever seen. For that, it has a lot of my respect. Again, more of a drama than a comedy, but this is really one of those films that if you rate it less than a 6 or 7, you have not experienced enough of the real world to deserve to judge it.

imdb.com

2010-12-19T19:38:00.000-08:00

I'm not a genius, but I'm very far from ignorant, so I'm not sure what the appeal was initially, but that poo scene was HYSTERICAL!!

wiki.answers.com

2010-12-05T09:51:00.000-08:00

How did the characters on the nerds candy packaging came about and what are their characteristics?

A:
Nerds are thought of to be small and their characteristics are hard and crunchy.

rawstory.com

2010-12-02T17:50:00.001-08:00

I say we get him in a break-room with 10 microwave ovens and start heating up bean soup, popcorn, wieners and sauerkraut. If his heart battery doesn't short out, we'll gas him.

guardian.co.uk

2010-11-28T02:00:00.001-08:00

kanye is a pretty cool guy. he's NWO agent and doesnt afraid of anything.

Allegedly

cbsnews.com

2010-11-27T02:17:00.001-08:00

Wait til the wackos read this, We will be inundated with photos of every weird thing they can think up.

reddit.com

2010-11-27T01:34:00.001-08:00

That being said, I'm racist, it's not a joke, I'm not trolling, I also dislike gay people so please don't think I'm a big anti-racism guy or anything, your logic is just stupid.

imdb.com

2010-11-23T07:33:00.000-08:00

The subject matter was interesting, but, was lost on the production quality. Eban came across as creepy and a pedophile. He's a good moper-I'll give him that.

avclub.com

2010-10-22T22:14:00.001-07:00

(I hope I don't sound like some kind of scholar of advanced rapistry here. I just like those cheap 80s action movies.)

urbandictionary.com

2010-10-21T21:10:00.000-07:00

it is were two people does not matter of gender shit into each others ass or other orpheuses

avclub.com

2010-10-02T19:34:00.001-07:00

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR IS NOWHERE NEAR SHAKESPEARE'S WORST PLAY, KING JOHN, TWO GENTLEMEN FROM VERONA AND HENRY VI PARTS 1 AND 3 ARE ALL WAY WAY FUCKING WORSE. MERRY WIVES HAS GODDAMN MASTER SLENDER AND FALSTAFF IN A MOTHERFUCKING LAUNDRY BASKET THAT SHIT OWNS.

abcnews.com

2010-10-02T08:41:00.001-07:00

It's a stereotype rooted in a terrible fact. Central Appalachia is No. 1 in the nation in toothlessness.

maochan.wordpress.com

2010-10-02T08:41:00.000-07:00

I rather get sodomized than drink that putrid concoction. OK, maybe not sodomized but definitely groped and violated.

magicistragic.wordpress.com

2010-09-27T16:34:00.001-07:00

Before the flood of testosterone and confidence gave way to a mere trickle from his mangina, Bob Seger was one of the biggest badasses to ever be associated with rock and roll.

cnn.com

2010-09-18T10:53:00.001-07:00

One poster accused the pope of being the boss of the "world's largest sex gang." Another sign asked if he "fancied the baby Jesus."

wikipedia.org

2010-09-13T14:04:00.001-07:00

Called a "gefilte fish out of water tale", this independent film is described as Dirty Dancing meets My Big Fat Greek Wedding with a touch of a hip hop Fiddler on the Roof.

imdb.com

2010-09-13T13:53:00.001-07:00

I can't tell how explicit this was because I was covering my eyes and having an attack of homosexual anxiety.

http://pccyouth1.blogspot.com/

2010-09-11T18:02:00.001-07:00

just so you know, this got linked to on a lot of fetish blogs and there are people who get turned on by it

ocregister.com

2010-09-11T12:47:00.001-07:00

OPENMINDED2009

These people are ignorant who demanded it to be taken down. it's part of history and someones culture and has nothing to do with Nazi's..
It figures it some stupid women who decide to cause a problem. They should spend more time at home cleaning and taking care of kids.

youtube.com

2010-09-02T21:06:00.001-07:00

There is no "primitive" ethics you stupid , ignorant whore , its a matter of interpretation and philosophical doctrine

youtube.com

2010-09-02T21:04:00.001-07:00

I think deth sentence is wrong,there are better alternatives.Paralise them and put them in a special hospital where the funding is provided by private funding.If people care about them they will make donations and allow them to live, if not once they are dead theyr organs should be donated to people who could give something to society

amazon.com

2010-08-28T23:09:00.001-07:00

This CD is sooo gooood, i just had to write another review for it. I mean if you don't buy this CD you will never know how far you could have gone in life. This CD explains some of the harder things in life, it shows you how to get through life in a action packed fun filled way. Smoke that.

highdeas.com

2010-08-27T17:23:00.001-07:00

Geeze.. its even more mind blowing if you knew me.. Im the biggest sack of crap ever. I wont walk to the t.v. to change the channel. I cant believe at one point in time i was motivated enough to win a race against millions of opponents. God i was a stud. GO ME!

highdeas.com

2010-08-27T17:19:00.001-07:00

if you think thats trippy and mind blowing, read Nietzsche!

imdb.com

2010-08-01T08:49:00.001-07:00

I am sure there is a purity group that just cant resist the urge to take a dong in the mouth

rickmd.com

2010-07-23T23:53:00.000-07:00

TASTE

It's easy to find out how you taste. Put one or two fingers inside your vagina and taste.

If you want to taste better, try yogurt as above, possibly adding a tiny amount of flavoring (experiment !) You can also put your finger into your vagina to pick up some moisture. Then sprinkle Sweet-n-Low or any artificial sweetener on your finger before placing it back inside. You'll have a sweet taste to match your sweet personality.

reddit.com

2010-07-20T17:12:00.001-07:00

It seems you are taken with other people's perceptions. Maybe just stop trying to anticipate other people's reaction and focus on what you want. Strong character and personality are attractive, regardless of the meatsack that hosts them.

yahoo.com

2010-07-19T20:36:00.001-07:00

What kind of an emergency would take out every McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, Subways? I mean really? Come on! If that were to happen, chances are you'd be dead. What kind of an emergency would prevent you from driving an extra 5 minutes to the nearest fast food restaurant?

I lived through Hurricane Andrew--remember that?--and it was no big deal. We had no electricity or running water, not even a roof on most of the house. We just drove a few extra minutes to have breakfast lunch and dinner at any of the fast food restaurants that were opened.

If you've lived through a disaster you are more than aware that emergency preparedness simply drains the cash reserves you will need following the disaster. It's all just a bunch of silliness.

reddit.com

2010-07-10T20:43:00.000-07:00

I lost my fiance last month for this very reason.

She felt I was in love with the person she could be, not the person she is, because all I do is look for ways to improve and criticize and be critical.

Perhaps you and I would get along famously.

youtube.com

2010-07-09T20:35:00.001-07:00

this video is the soul property of itspimpin101.net and can not be use without permission.

pbs.org

2010-07-09T13:10:00.001-07:00

Q: Have you conducted any research with regard to so-called "supertasters"? I am interested because I think I am one. I can sometimes taste sharp bitterness in lettuce and other produce that none of my friends seem to notice. They make fun of me, but I take comfort in the fact that I am a supertaster and they are not.

avclub.com

2010-07-07T22:33:00.001-07:00

Her music is bland because she could could be singing about raping babies, and it would still just sound like a breathy version of the teacher from Peanuts. It's the kind of blandness that makes you feel ashamed for not having something to say over it.

slate.com

2010-07-06T19:30:00.001-07:00

I could have written an article twice as long about the things I still resent my mother for.

reddit.com

2010-07-05T21:49:00.001-07:00

God damnit, I'm high! I'm stoned as shit and this was terrible for me. Why did I even read it? I knew it was going to be bad, and I read it. I was probably going to fap after this. I still am, but...okay I've calmed down now.

imdb.com

2010-06-28T20:24:00.001-07:00

I like to do straight sex in all kinds of unconventional ways; does that mean I'm entitled to special rights? NO.

mtv.com

2010-06-16T18:22:00.000-07:00

"I'm not upset," Sharpe explained. "I'm not going to be that person. I just want to meet him and be like, 'I'm the guy you punched.'"

cbsnews.com

2010-06-14T23:12:00.000-07:00

by nojoy01 June 15, 2010 1:50 AM EDT

Oh boy. 17. Short skirt. No underwear. Photographed. Published by a gay dude. OK Ms. Cyrus, here comes the question every 15-16-17 year old hears at least once from one of their parents. Ready? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING YOUNG LADY? DON'T HAND ME THAT, YOU WEREN'T THNKING AT ALL, WERE YOU? The picture is out there, on the internet, & will never, never, ever go away. How many of your Fathers' friends do you think have already downloaded that picture & saved it on their hard drive?

chow.com

2010-06-11T17:51:00.000-07:00

How to roll a taqueria-style burrito?

Anyone have a good link for this? (I've spent way too much time searching for one, and the signal to noise ratio is really high now that everyone has to say "that's just how I roll" on their blogs.)

wikihow.com

2010-06-11T16:58:00.001-07:00

There is a finite amount of space inside your tortilla, this is just a fact. Once you can wrap your brain around that you will have a successful burrito rolling experience.

maps.google.com

2010-06-11T16:31:00.001-07:00

I am a freshman in Reynolds High School, and I have a comment or two about it. The commons are outrageously overcrowded, so getting from class to class is a sport in itself. The teachers try to ease the learning by cracking jokes for fun. Not all of them are worth hearing, but whatever. Our new principle is changing the rules to his own liking, so I hear from alot of Sophmores, Juniors, and Seniors how it "Used to be." I feel no need to complain, so... Whatever... The lunches are decent, and they arnt poisoned, so thats a plus. I hope this review helps middle schoolers with the coming of a new year. -Cody‎

hulu.com

2010-06-07T21:51:00.000-07:00

seattleweekly.com

2010-06-05T14:08:00.000-07:00

Linda says:
40 yrs ago when I was pregnant, my husband at the time used to beat me. My marriage only lasted 2 yrs. That was too long, I have never remarried.

Dr. Phil says:
Linda, it's time you got back in the saddle! Society has changed, progessed even. Beating your pregnant girl is generally frowned upon these days. Time to put that hot GMILF ass back on the market! 60 is the new 40! Whattya say?

reddit.com

2010-06-04T17:47:00.001-07:00

She was that sticky kind of little girl, you know the one, it’s eighty five degrees out but her skin’s damp like uncooked chicken that’s been left outside the fridge. She was pale for the summer season, as if her family kept her in a smelly cellar for the winter and sustained her by feeding ham lunchables through a slot in the door.

forkparty.com

2010-06-04T03:38:00.001-07:00

Introduced in 1984, "Elite" was revolutionary for the ’80s, which means it’s mind-numbingly boring now.

insiderpages.com

2010-05-08T20:30:00.001-07:00

literally this is the best burger around! and the hats on the ceiling will keep you entertained for hours. Nothing can compare really. Don't forget to ask for some goop!

govpro.com

2010-05-03T01:00:00.001-07:00

Liberal cities are DUMPS because white liberals keep it that way.

1 Detroit Michigan <=== (People from Haiti would not move here...!)
2 Gary Indiana <=== DUMP
3 Berkeley California <=== has it's moments
4 Washington, D.C. Dist. of Columbia <=== Take a walk down New York Avenue
5 Oakland California <=== DUMP even sitting on SF Bay in California
6 Inglewood California <=== DUMP with nice weather
7 Newark New Jersey <=== Almost as bad as Detroit
8 Cambridge Massachusetts <=== EXTREMELY wealthy, so that the people who make the other liberal cities dumps, cannot afford to be anywhere near here.
9 San Francisco California <=== The least dumpiest
10 Flint Michigan <=== DUMP
11 Cleveland Ohio <=== "The Mistake by the Lake"
12 Hartford Connecticut <=== Dump
13 Paterson New Jersey <=== Dump
14 Baltimore Maryland <=== Dump
15 New Haven Connecticut <=== Dump
16 Seattle Washington <=== Just a depressing place. High Serial Killer ratio.
17 Chicago Illinois <=== Dump on the South Side, especially
18 Philadelphia Pennsylvania <=== Dump
19 Birmingham Alabama <=== Industrial Dump
20 St. Louis Missouri <=== Dump, especially in East St. louis, IL
21 New York New York <=== Dump except for sporadic EXTREMELY WEALTHY liberal areas
22 Providence Rhode Island <=== Dump
23 Minneapolis Minnesota <=== not a true Dump, but St. Paul (the other twin city), is much nicer.
24 Boston Massachusetts <=== Dump only in some areas
25 Buffalo New York <=== Rust-belt Dump

The liberals who do not believe these places are dumps, have not been to these cities.

movieline.com

2010-04-29T21:03:00.001-07:00

Just when I want this blowhard to disappear forever, He tones down the manic persona and says something interesting and insightful. Total agreement about The Matrix.

reddit.com

2010-04-26T20:06:00.001-07:00

I want zero pus. That is really the only acceptable pus level. Zero pus.

No pus.

yelp.com

2010-04-26T13:49:00.001-07:00

I don't mean to be crass, but... This place gave me a boner of epic proportions.

yelp.com

2010-04-26T13:34:00.001-07:00

When I told coworkers I was going to have dinner at Anchovies, the response went something like this:

"oh, the gay bar?"

If Anchovies is a gay bar, then I need to call my parents and tell them I'm lezzin' on up these days. Because aside from the one damn fruit fly that was all up in my grill and an unfortunate ass crack to my left, I pretty much love this place.

Food was great. Totally edible even with said ass crack creepin' in my peripheralz.

And then I kissed a girl. Just 'cause.

reddit.com

2010-04-20T14:08:00.000-07:00

I think the joke is that Asian's don't have much meat. I'm kind of old so I may be incorrect.

youtube.com

2010-04-14T00:12:00.001-07:00

See, I don't think this is a fail at all. He can dance like a mo fo. So he's chubby. Whatever. He can dance better than I can and he can sing significantly better than I can. Sure, I have a svelte body and washboard abs. So what. That dude can dance and sing.

independent.co.uk

2010-04-13T00:57:00.001-07:00

Bottura’s polluted ocean causes much comment across the room, one guest calling it “Finnegan’s Wake in a spoon”. The local artist Lone Hoyer Hansen says quietly, “This man is very angry about the oceans.”