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If attributing negative traits to race isn't ok (like Jews
stereotypically hoarding money) in order to make a slur of their
cultural label ("quit being such a Jew"), it's not ok to use our
diagnostic label as a slur either. No slur is ok. That's why we have
words that transcend race, gender, and diagnosis, like jerk, asshat,
cunt, fartbag, cocknozzle, and douchecanoe.
amazon.com
LOVE IT*SO MUCH!
A young boy meets an old cat. She tells him about a place called Wild Island and about a baby dragon that falls out of the sky. The animals needed a thing to get across their river. The boy wants to rescue the dragon. You will love this book!!! I am 7.
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Whether cheeseburgering in the bathroom or looking at snail sized doorknobs, Golden Pineapple is sure to chip your dip.
yelp.com
Mmmm. Absolutely lived up to all of the hype.
Seated quickly on a weekday during the lunch rush! POINTS.
Delicious food served piping hot! POINTS.
Egg flower or hot n' sour soup served complimentary with lunch! POINTS.
And who can resist the charm of a host (not my actual server) who comes over to interrupt my lunch to tell me how gorgeous I am? I can't; DOUBLE POINTS.
Seated quickly on a weekday during the lunch rush! POINTS.
Delicious food served piping hot! POINTS.
Egg flower or hot n' sour soup served complimentary with lunch! POINTS.
And who can resist the charm of a host (not my actual server) who comes over to interrupt my lunch to tell me how gorgeous I am? I can't; DOUBLE POINTS.
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Okay, I do hate to be negative so I'll just give you some highlights.
1. Tasteless: we asked for our noodles spicy and they were not. Dumplings and sauce were not flavorful. The fresh spring rolls had no mint or cilantro, so they had tofu, lettuce, and rice noodles = bland.
1. Tasteless: we asked for our noodles spicy and they were not. Dumplings and sauce were not flavorful. The fresh spring rolls had no mint or cilantro, so they had tofu, lettuce, and rice noodles = bland.
2. Waitstaff: Skirts were very short, I did not order rump with my noodles.
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At Shandong in Oakland, my jaw is on the floor in awe like a murdering piranha over the exceptional value they offer.
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I see obese men all over the beaches here (in LA where I live and on the Texas coast where I often go) sporting breasts often larger than most womens...so why is that not illegal? It's a fatty, fleshy ***..with a nipple.. and usually covered in hair..so, one that makes milk is illegal and one that just sprouts hair is not? I am confused by our conservative laws banning women from going topless yet allowing an ever growing obese population of men to swing theirs around..
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It is impossible for me to fathom the bitterly disappointed one star reviews for this place. There is a plastic sign stretched across the back of a refurbished dry cleaner offering "1$ CHINESE FOOD" outside of an airforce base in frigging TACOMA. Just what the hell can you possibly expect? When a place has shatterproof windows and linoleum from the Edwardian era, a patina of oil and three desiccated grout flavored pot stickers curling into pasty UGGS underneath the relentless glare of a grease coated heat lamp and a bass-distorted bevy of raised pick ups on monster truck tires in a parking lot that looks like a demilitarized zone I can assure you that you will not be experiencing any sort of epicurian transcendence. Honestly, people.
If you eat at this place, you will get exactly what you expect and what you deserve. I can promise you that you will never feel the slight let down you experience when your favorite place doesn't come up to scratch. You will never say the words, "It's just not as good as usual today." You will never wish you had gotten General Tso's chicken instead of orange chicken because they are both fried chunks of protein in sugar sauce. Everything is exactly the same, and everything is cheap. You are paying what can only generously be described as "Money" for what can only generously be described as "Food." You get exactly what you pay for here, and it would be unreasonable to expect more, and impossible to expect less. Also, their egg flower soup tastes just like gravy, which is oddly comforting in a way but mostly just disconcerting. Knowledge is power.
If you eat at this place, you will get exactly what you expect and what you deserve. I can promise you that you will never feel the slight let down you experience when your favorite place doesn't come up to scratch. You will never say the words, "It's just not as good as usual today." You will never wish you had gotten General Tso's chicken instead of orange chicken because they are both fried chunks of protein in sugar sauce. Everything is exactly the same, and everything is cheap. You are paying what can only generously be described as "Money" for what can only generously be described as "Food." You get exactly what you pay for here, and it would be unreasonable to expect more, and impossible to expect less. Also, their egg flower soup tastes just like gravy, which is oddly comforting in a way but mostly just disconcerting. Knowledge is power.
wikipedia.org
Jordan claimed that the band's goal was to spread a message of brotherhood and harmony, using instruments and voices to speak out against racism, hunger, gangs, crimes, and turf Lowriders, and promote hope and the spirit of brotherhood. [citation needed]
reddit.com
How do you die from Diarrhea? Like I have that quite often relavitely to other people. So I'm kinda curious.
syracuse.com
The most absurd thing about all of this is how upset these parents are given that the teacher is definitely teaching the kids a valuable life lesson. After all - and I think I speak for everyone age eight and older when I say this - I'm so happy I learned when I was seven that I should spend $50 to make poopies instead of enjoy a snack with friends.
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Michael Northuis
As an artist, I am mostly influenced by art (and music) that "elevates" me to another "higher" place. With a few exceptions the work I gravitate toward is religious in nature, transcendent and mystical especially in visual art. There is nothing more base and empty than socially centered pop art. Although I do enjoy pop music (it has a nice beat and you can dance to it) it is the music of people like Cohen, Dylan, Townes Van Zandt and more recently artists like Damien Jurado who wrestle with spiritual matters that touch me on the deepest level. Although I like Beck his work does not take me to a higher realm...Sorry.
As an artist, I am mostly influenced by art (and music) that "elevates" me to another "higher" place. With a few exceptions the work I gravitate toward is religious in nature, transcendent and mystical especially in visual art. There is nothing more base and empty than socially centered pop art. Although I do enjoy pop music (it has a nice beat and you can dance to it) it is the music of people like Cohen, Dylan, Townes Van Zandt and more recently artists like Damien Jurado who wrestle with spiritual matters that touch me on the deepest level. Although I like Beck his work does not take me to a higher realm...Sorry.
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One time I was at Walmart, and they had Pineapple Express bundled with Joe Dirt. Pineapple Express was like 30 bucks, but it was only 25 if you bought a copy of Joe Dirt with it. I just wanted everyone to know that.
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Is there anything free going on sunday that is 4/20 friendly? Any unofficial meet-ups, shindigs or box socials? If not I'm just going to jerk off on anime figurines and no one wants that.
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Words and opinions change. Obviously. Same reason you don't want to get a girlfriend's name tattooed, you may not want to get song lyrics or maxims put on your body. Let's say you were Smash Mouth superfan #1 and got "Only shooting stars break the mold" on your ass. Yay! Then you're 10 years older, you have some nostalgic love for their old hits, but you don't relate to these lyrics anymore. After all, you fell in love, got a normal job, and realized you are the happiest man in the world doing a regular routine and that mold-breaking is not in your agenda. Then you see that one liveleak video of the Smash Mouth bassist beating his wife. You go to the bathroom and stare at your ass in the mirror, disgusted, thinking of all the wonderful real art you could have put there instead.
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the “dick popping out over unzipped jeans” is a classic (and imo good) dick pic look. the background’s clear, the composition’s simple & effective, and your hand is doing valuable work.
the thing about your dick pic, though, is that it feels a bit like an ad for dicks. it’s so careful and crafted and deliberate that it’s lost a bit of it’s erotic potential for me, and i’d like to see something more spontaneous and real.
the thing about your dick pic, though, is that it feels a bit like an ad for dicks. it’s so careful and crafted and deliberate that it’s lost a bit of it’s erotic potential for me, and i’d like to see something more spontaneous and real.
wikihow.com
Don’t be discouraged. Most enema bags hold two quarts, which is a lot of liquid. If you can’t process all two quarts, don’t feel bad! This isn’t a competition. It’s an enema.
reddit.com
Think of crossfit as the hipsters of the fitness industry. They're into alternative lifts, alternative form, and their philosophy is better than yours. Getting novice lifters to partake in challenges involving completing complex olympic lifts in a specified time frame? Crossfit. Kicking your legs as hard as you can while doing pullups so you feel like you're performing a movement more applicable to the real world and functional strength despite what your shoulder girdle screams at you? Crossfit. Pregnant women performing snatches while their fetus is shooting down their uterus as you read this? Crossfit.
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This stuff really gets the job done. It lasts a long time and the pump handle is really great if your hands are tied. Also if you leave it out and your grandma comes over, she may just think it is for oiling your firearm since the words water based lubricant are pretty small and the words Gun Oil are large. Grandmas usually can't read small letters.
youtube.com
Hmmm... Anyone else tempted to click on the "Sexy Naughty Fruits & Vegetables - Perverted" video on the side bar...?
reddit.com
i really need to find something i enjoy doing as much as this guy enjoys running around his backyard cutting up cardboard boxes with a sword.
www.kgw.com
"This is a very complex investigation that has taken us a year to investigate because we are dealing with Internet crimes and when the Internet is involved, people are using computer names," said Sgt. Bob Ray.
wisebread.com
I don't suppose there's a spreadsheet that puts these facts into easily sortable columns...
nytimes.com
“They were a bunch of good kids,” he said. “You see them on their little skateboards in their tight pants.”
answers.yahoo.com
I'm drawing a blank on this one
If you were a mute it would be hard to become famous
If you were a mute it would be hard to become famous
imdb.com
See, Goofy wasn't acting like a dog because he was a dog.
Goofy was acting like a dog because he LOVED acting like a dog.
The leash, the dog bone, the collar, the spankings, being on all fours, being forcibly washed naked in public, the frolicking licking licking licking.
Woof woof.
Think of the Folsom Street Fair, but all year long.
Filthy sweaty smelly naked-on-all-fours; ALL YEAR LONG.
Look back in horror and nurse that anger.
Goofy was acting like a dog because he LOVED acting like a dog.
The leash, the dog bone, the collar, the spankings, being on all fours, being forcibly washed naked in public, the frolicking licking licking licking.
Woof woof.
Think of the Folsom Street Fair, but all year long.
Filthy sweaty smelly naked-on-all-fours; ALL YEAR LONG.
Look back in horror and nurse that anger.
imdb.com
Cows are females. Cows have udders with 4 teats.
Cow-boys being actual bovines implies COW(female bovine)+BOYS(male human-hybird bovine) = Hermaphrodite humanoid cattle.
What always bothered me was the COWgirls of Moo Mesa.
Two breasts = 2 udders per female humanoid cow chest.
2 udders per chest + 4 teats = 8 teats per femanoid bovine woman.
(Note also that male humans have nonfunctional nipples, which implies naturally that a bare-chested male "Cow"boy would also have 4 nonfunctional finger-length teats).
I could go further with the issues of the male humanoid cattle having pants too tight to fit functional organs, but I will leave that task to the "RULE 34" gang in illustrating that concept.
I figure the leather chaps (made usually from tanned bovine flesh) would be derived from the way-too-normal-sized horses that the humanoid-bovine monsters ride (to their premature deaths). Given that the average bovine bull weight is 2700 lbs and the average carrying capacity of a normal horse is much less than the weight of an adult bull, well, it just gets messy after that.
Large, heavy horses, weighing from 1,500 to 2,000 pounds (680 to 910 kg).
The average horse can carry up to approximately 30% of its body weight.
http://www.answers.com/topic/horses-in-warfare-1#ixzz1dFjpv78s
Thusly a Moo Mesa horse (being generous)would be capable of a load of 2000 lb horse x 30% = 600 lbs in full gallop and tasked with long-distance riding of toting 2700 lbs on its back over uneven ground and leaping. So maybe gravity is hopefully much less in Moo Mesa (although that does not eliminate the whole "starting acceleration mass issue".
I was only 23 when that cartoon came out, but those issues bugged me long before the whole "Furry Fetish" movement took off like wildfire with the Internet.
avclub.com
Oh, OK. Well if she's cool with it, I can stop pretending. OK, everyone, who are your top 5 cunty bitches you would like to hate fuck the most?
wikipedia.org
Robert Abele's review of The Brothers Bloom for the Los Angeles Times criticized Brody for over-moping.
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Can't say I'm still not a little peeved about what happened, but I feel like to show my son that I am too upset might be damaging right now. I think we just need to find out why he thought this was ok. As for the brush handle, some of you bring up a good point. I should ask him to throw whichever brush that is away.
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Black isn't bad per se. Moroccan oil cured olives are darker than Wesley Snipes and taste great.
avclub.com
How does a movie about ice get a PG-13? Does one of the melting glaciers melt into the shape of "FUCK"?
youtube.com
Here is a Gold mine of black heads, rare and very big black heads on nose, known as solar comedones, being extracted out of nose by me with the help of comedone extractor, you can see they are coming out of nose, while extracting one of them dropped on ground, where a molluscs was waiting for licking it. We have shown the pits, the wells on nose from where we have dug the black heads. We can say that this is going to be one of the best black head video ever. We tried to squeeze them out with out fingers but unable to do so, so we took the help of magic stick to remove them. Finally we crushed them under slides and seen them under microscope. So here is one more video to quinch your thirst of popping the zits. We have the informed consent form candidate to be shown here. Thanks for you love and affection shown to our channel.
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Would it be as appetizing if I told you that polar bears are actually drowning because the ice floes are melting and they don't have nearly as much solid ground to hunt/mate as they used to? Just kidding that curry looks really good.
youtube.com
It is impossible for me to watch this without crying! I wanna punch that fat ass toothless blonde bitch inn keeper in the face.
620wtmj.com
Some good news has come out of a tough news day. Hailey Roser, the 4-year-old cancer patient at Froedtert who is a huge Justin Bieber fan, was supposed to meet the superstar singer at the BMO Harris Bradley Center.
Then, the lockdown came after the shooting, and there was question as to whether they would meet.
They met.
Then, the lockdown came after the shooting, and there was question as to whether they would meet.
They met.
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