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-PBL- wrote:
AIDS came from Africans mating with monkeys. FACT!

cnn.com

"This is a 19-year-old kid. He's not a criminal genius setting up an elaborate alibi for himself," he said. "This is not the kind of thing someone would fake." And if someone were going to fake it, he said, "They'd do it in a lot clearer way" than the inside joke that Bradford posted: "On the phone with this fat chick... where my IHOP."

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most enneagram tests are shit stains on life's thong.

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You mean, "I've read The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, which gave me some good info on him and the Nazis. For some reason, I find Hitler and the Nazis [delete apostrophe] incredibly interesting, [insert comma for independent clause] and I enjoy reading about them."

Since we're on the subject of Nazis, I figured I'd go ahead and be one, myself-- a Nazi of the Grammar variety.

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I would be willing to bet that you would be like the god damned only person on the planet who was eating an entire apple pie on the toilet and then used the fork to pull a turd out of your ass. Absolutely hilarious story though, haha.

bluelight.ru

REPORTED FOR BEING AN ALT PRETENDING TO BE A NAKED CHICK

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Eman96 (15701) 2008-08-12 22:07:16
Sometimes I like to ride in the scooters.
FLABBERGASTING BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

isitnormal.com

just makes me wanna rage and or die - 79% Normal

for as long as i remember i have had anxiety about foolish things that i have done in the past and it makes me wanna die or look for something to wreck, whether it be a person or thing, i even start to make audible noises of inner agony when i think of them. some of the things that i cant stop thinking about are

-once i has dancing with a girl and her friend walks up to us and says "having fun" and i just blurt out with absolutely no filter "damn you're hot" right in front of the girl i was dancing with

-when i was in kindergarten i had a very, very very short fuse, i was unable to finish my homework in class and i lost my mind, a freind of my walked up to meand tried to calm be and i gave him a knee to the balls

am i normal for remembering all of the foolish things that i have done in the past



nothing2 (29013) 2009-09-26 20:53:14
learn to forget

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bogantrash (22581) 2009-05-03 21:23:10
hahahahaha lmfao uuuum just tell her straight out she smells like pickles! My gf sometimes smells like chicken chips and i tell her to go have a shower and brush her teeth lol

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Anonymous 2005-07-06 19:35:39
violent dreams can be a sign of too much stress in your life, or something that always pissed you off that you never could really do anything about. I get violent dreams about my mom sometimes because I always felt ultimately powerless against her when I was younger.

DJ_Slone (697) 2005-08-02 19:48:28
Perhaps you are TOO laid back and you have problems w/ conflict. I myself have somewhat of a rage problem w/ inatimate objects like video games, electronic equipment that don't work, etc. I've found that because I'm very lenient towards people, I'm sometimes very violent towards other things. Maybe you need another release in your life for anger and you won't have such bad dreams. Go to a shooting range or start working out or something.

101cookbooks.com

Those of us out on the cutting edge have all moved away from chipotle. It IS a big overdone. Time to move on folks.

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reblebred (1 month ago)
i dont know what you thought you were doing but you didnt do it what ever that is it looks like shit dont give up your day job unless doing that is your day job then give it up!!!!

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Journalists can do their bit by using strongly loaded words such as "ignorant", "stupid" and "slovenly" which will stigmatize, rather than "impoverished", "poor" and the like which are used to justify deviant behaviors.

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Labels: death, sad, war

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Labels: confession, sad

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peskasker (1 week ago)
their san fran performance on the 17th was fucking amazing. they closed with this...we were all in awe. yoni is a genius.

soapforhands (1 day ago)
whoa, i was at that show.
who are you, could we be best friends?

peskasker (1 day ago)
depends
do you catch or pitch?

soapforhands (1 day ago)
i suck dick

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So, I am saying this for the first time that I am pregnant with twins. That's right twins. that's two babies. My boyfriend and I are very excited. We have names picked out for our TWINS too. We are getting married on Saturday. Seriously, two is far more than we ever hoped for since he has low sperm count, we didn't think we'd get pregnant. I am so happy. I want to shout it from the roof tops. I am pregnant with 2!

slate.com

I just don't like my husband anymore. I cringe when I watch him interact with friends and acquaintances; and apparently it's gotten to a point where I occasionally fail to mask my disgust with his blowhard, self-aggrandizing discourse. Sigh. To make matters worse, he seems perfectly content with me—surprising, since I'm certainly no picnic myself.

mcdanielsfreepress.com

Personally, I think this belief, and those studies, are worth about as much as a horse’s end product.

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# Yes, eating uncooked rice is bad for you. I've had an experience with eating uncooked rice and I guess I just got addicted to the taste.

I kept eating it and eating it, until my blood level just dropped

They had to do a blood transfusion on me because I was really pale.

Take it from someone with experience: Eating uncooked rice is very unhealthy.

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When rolling a meatball control is as important is having control when driving, shaving or making love.

latimes.com

The 63-foot-long behemoth's body was spotted bobbing in the surf off Long Beach on May 4, 1897, by a lad identified in the newspapers only as "barefoot Charlie."

slate.com

Why Should We Coddle Defectives?

holytaco.com

# Stick Says: October 19th, 2009 at 01:13 pm
Wetzel's? Fuck that, it's Auntie Anne's Pretzels.

# Chicoson Says: October 19th, 2009 at 05:01 pm
Yeah, Auntie Anne's FTW. Only pretzels worth eating.

# male shove fist Says: October 19th, 2009 at 08:48 pm
really? because its pretzel time over here. bitches.

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Christopher Bache is complimentary of some aspects of Wilber's work, but calls Wilber's writing style glib and superior and suggests that Wilber tends to overlook the more complicated aspects of spiritual purification and past-life interpretation.

Jennifer Gidley noted the conceptual breadth of Wilber's integral evolutionary narrative in transcending both scientism and epistemological isolationism.

She also drew attention to some limitations of Wilber’s integral project, notably his undervaluing of Gebser's actual text, and the substantial omission of the pioneering contribution of Steiner, who wrote extensively about the evolution of consciousness, including the imminent emergence of a new stage.

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If your butter has a scorched flavor, you can make toasted almond caramels, and there is a recipe in my grow log which you can find if you search the term 'donkey dick'.

citysearch.com

You will walk into this store only to walk back out if your a cigar fan. The smell of incense, bongs, glass pipes, loud simple beat music is a clear indication that your sophisticated smoking habits are an enigma here. ...‎

mnn.com

are u serious? what kinda test u gotta do to know what sh*t looks like. lmao silly marine scientists.

time.com

my mom, who used to stay up and watch Leno when he was on at 11:30, is unhappy with the new show. That being the case, "failure" is the correct word to describe Leno's new show.

wdef.com

9-year-old Girl's Death Is Seven People's "Miracle"

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NeffVW 09:00 PMOct 09 2009

He prob. deserved it, he looks like a sicko. She deserves what she doesn't get either. He looks gay & anybody with that much Batman junk must be. Prob. was in NY for some gay & got killed by those aggresive wealth seeking homos.

wikipedia.org

Two of the larger hotels in High View (just north of Bloomingburg) were Shawanga Lodge and the Overlook. One of the high points of Shawanga Lodge's existence came in 1959, when it was the site of a conference of scientists researching laser beams. The conference marked the start of serious research into lasers.  The hotel burned to the ground in 1973.  Lasers played no role in the fire.

slate.com

Diapers are for catching urine and feces. They represent neither entertainment nor education.

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Potc4tfoy2011 3 days ago
If Johnny Depp makes no more Pirates of the Caribbean movies after Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, thats coming to movie theaters in May 2011, and they stop with the pirates of the caribbean movies after pirates of the caribbean: on stranger tides, then i'll be o.k. with that, completely o.k. with that!. But if walt disney pictures and jerry bruckheimer even dare to make any more pirates of the caribbean movies after that, and johnny depp is not in them!, then i am going to be sizzling mad with jerry bruckheimer and walt disney pictures and will never watch another walt disney pictures and jerry bruckheimer movie ever again!. In fact, what i might even do, is write walt disney pictures and jerry bruckheimer a letter, telling them that, "HOW DARE THEY MAKE ANOTHER PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN MOVIE AFTER JOHNNY DEPP QUITES THE PIRATES MOVIES, AFTER PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. And i'm not kidding!, i will write them a letter telling them, "How dare they make a pirates of the caribbean 5 and 6, with out johnny depp!". Once they make pirates of the caribbean 4, they will need to stop there!, because with out johnny depp after that, there will not be any reason at all to even attempt making a pirates of the caribbean 5 and 6 with out johnny depp!, because no one, including myself would really bother to go and see them in the movie theaters or buy them on dvd and blu ray disc!. I hope they do not even bother to make a pirates of the caribbean 5 and 6 after pirates of the caribbean 4, because johnny depp sounds too depressed about dick cook to return for pirates of the caribbean 5 and 6 anyways!, so walt disney does not need to even bother making them or jerry bruckheimer eiteher for that matter!.

JJV 3 days ago
The Last 2 Pirates were the Best Movies ever you little piece of shit.If that sucked than all the other movies in the are total piece of shits.Keep your Goddamn mouth about things like this because you obviously have fuckin bad tastes in Movies.Every Normal person and movie watches loved the Pirates Sequels especially 3 because they thought it was Epic and most people say it was the Best one.Why don`t try asking real life people for a change instead of online nerds.They made Billions dollars because people loved it if people thought it sucked why would they pay so much money to watch it.and dont even try and tell me it was a one time watch you idiot no Movies make that much money in a one time watch
Seriously Why do you gayass critics bother even writing articles no one gives a shit about your opinion.Almost every movie your kind says is a good Movie is flop or people dont like it and almost every movie you give a bad rating is a Blockbuster hit so quit your goddamn and pick a different career because you certainly dont know what a good movie is or something that people would like.Whats even worse is that the online nerds that agree with you.Well we all know they are gonna be a critic with no life when they grow up no that they have a life now since they spend all their time staring in front of a computer
and As for Depp if he really is gonna return for the next Pirates he`s probably gonna stick until the 5th one and end the series in a good way.Not that there was any need for another Pirates the 3rd one was too Epic and gave it a great ending but oh well If Johnny Depp is ok with making more I`m okay with watching it

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Maloney was determined to find another explanation -- and a cure for Sammy. One year and seven doctors later, she got one: Pediatric Autoimmune Neuropsychiatric Disorders Associated with Streptococcal Infections (PANDAS).

guardian.co.uk

Headline:

Peel's Child Rape Revelation Praised by Campaigners

wweek.com

Gartlan wants the Supreme Court to reconsider, saying Rodriguez’s case doesn’t fit with other sexual assaults that merit a stiff sentence:

“Causing the back of a boy’s head to be placed against the clothed chest of a 23-year-old counselor is qualitatively different from causing a 12-year-old boy to place his tongue or his penis in the family dog’s anus.”

malaysiabest.com

The other day when I was at The Gardens, my kids had some black bread call bamboo charcoal sesame bread at a tiny stall call SBread. The two young ones loved the bread because it is black. Just because it looks hellish black, they like it. *roll eyes*
I had sniffed around the net and found that the bamboo charcoal is really bamboo made into charcoal, turned into powder and added to the bread. My hubby said it is very much like the ‘lau sai’ black charcoal pills we take when we have loose stools. However, I didn’t eat enough black bread to tell you if the ‘production’ the next day is as black as charcoal though.

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well im glad i didnt see it..i hate unhappy endings..and i dont like vampires that whine. not in books or tv..if you are going to live that long you had better learn how to live with it or just end it..but dont whine for god sake.

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TalkinTurtles 12:24 AMSep 13 2009

i own snakes also. not that large. but.... i am not a redneck. i am not stupid. i am not ignorant. they are not a status symbol. i am a woman. i have children. i don't ride a motorcycle. i love my snakes.

engadget.com

BigD @ Sep 11th 2009 7:54AM
Staring or starring?

EmailACar @ Sep 11th 2009 7:55AM
Condescending or patronising?

imdb.com

Toybox combines creepiness and playfulness in a series of animations that manipulate the most misused toy of all - the penis.

gizmodo.com

badhatharry
@senorbelly: Wow, they poop like us. They have the shake-off at the end, and then they turn around and admire their work. You learn something new every day.

picto
@badhatharry: I think you revealed more about your own behaviour there.

Pope John Peeps II
@badhatharry: You need to shake it off?! What are you eating, Silly string?!

badhatharry
@Pope John Peeps II: I don't take the thread off brisket before I eat it.

asylum.com

CAN anyone say DRUNKERDS!!!!!!!

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Revelation 9-07-2009 @ 8:41PM

Yeah...pervert and disgusting is the only way to describe it.

Its soo sad that animals have more respect for God's plan than these sick humans. No wonder the world is in such turmoil. This is unjustifiable and wrong. I can't believe some are ignorant enough to state something as silly as "a man wanting to help his wife" thats just plain stupid.

Thats why there are pumps and bottles and similac!!

These sick actions should be banished how can we live under out pledge "One nation under GOD..." if no one is respecting his will..... This is sick, and should be stopped.

slate.com

"I think the Bart character is appealing because—I don't want to say he's kind of black. I don't mean that. He's just got some very unusual characteristics, from his haircut to his use of the word 'homeboy' infrequently, to even his general sassiness."

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Babblin Lou 11:55 PMSep 01 2009

I'll go along with WINSTONMAC, but, tie the rope around his "dingdong" if he's still got one, and then hang him up-side-down for a few hours and see how long he'll survive the punishment. Afterwards, if he's still kickin, bury him alive, like Gjoe1 suggested, but in an old stinky rotten casket, then throw in a handful of fireants! Don't know about the wife, though. Have to think of a good one.

HornDocDude 11:52 PMSep 01 2009

He is a perfect candidate for being slowly lowered onto an atomic pile and being irradiated to death. And I want to pull the rods.

Donamorri 11:50 PMSep 01 2009

Im thinking she gave birth without the proper medical attention like some dog in a shed, raped by this man ....so very sad kill them both

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