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There is a finite amount of space inside your tortilla, this is just a fact. Once you can wrap your brain around that you will have a successful burrito rolling experience.

I am a freshman in Reynolds High School, and I have a comment or two about it. The commons are outrageously overcrowded, so getting from class to class is a sport in itself. The teachers try to ease the learning by cracking jokes for fun. Not all of them are worth hearing, but whatever. Our new principle is changing the rules to his own liking, so I hear from alot of Sophmores, Juniors, and Seniors how it "Used to be." I feel no need to complain, so... Whatever... The lunches are decent, and they arnt poisoned, so thats a plus. I hope this review helps middle schoolers with the coming of a new year. -Cody‎

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Linda says:
40 yrs ago when I was pregnant, my husband at the time used to beat me. My marriage only lasted 2 yrs. That was too long, I have never remarried.

Dr. Phil says:
Linda, it's time you got back in the saddle! Society has changed, progessed even. Beating your pregnant girl is generally frowned upon these days. Time to put that hot GMILF ass back on the market! 60 is the new 40! Whattya say?

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She was that sticky kind of little girl, you know the one, it’s eighty five degrees out but her skin’s damp like uncooked chicken that’s been left outside the fridge. She was pale for the summer season, as if her family kept her in a smelly cellar for the winter and sustained her by feeding ham lunchables through a slot in the door.

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Introduced in 1984, "Elite" was revolutionary for the ’80s, which means it’s mind-numbingly boring now.

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literally this is the best burger around! and the hats on the ceiling will keep you entertained for hours. Nothing can compare really. Don't forget to ask for some goop!

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Liberal cities are DUMPS because white liberals keep it that way.

1 Detroit Michigan <=== (People from Haiti would not move here...!)
2 Gary Indiana <=== DUMP
3 Berkeley California <=== has it's moments
4 Washington, D.C. Dist. of Columbia <=== Take a walk down New York Avenue
5 Oakland California <=== DUMP even sitting on SF Bay in California
6 Inglewood California <=== DUMP with nice weather
7 Newark New Jersey <=== Almost as bad as Detroit
8 Cambridge Massachusetts <=== EXTREMELY wealthy, so that the people who make the other liberal cities dumps, cannot afford to be anywhere near here.
9 San Francisco California <=== The least dumpiest
10 Flint Michigan <=== DUMP
11 Cleveland Ohio <=== "The Mistake by the Lake"
12 Hartford Connecticut <=== Dump
13 Paterson New Jersey <=== Dump
14 Baltimore Maryland <=== Dump
15 New Haven Connecticut <=== Dump
16 Seattle Washington <=== Just a depressing place. High Serial Killer ratio.
17 Chicago Illinois <=== Dump on the South Side, especially
18 Philadelphia Pennsylvania <=== Dump
19 Birmingham Alabama <=== Industrial Dump
20 St. Louis Missouri <=== Dump, especially in East St. louis, IL
21 New York New York <=== Dump except for sporadic EXTREMELY WEALTHY liberal areas
22 Providence Rhode Island <=== Dump
23 Minneapolis Minnesota <=== not a true Dump, but St. Paul (the other twin city), is much nicer.
24 Boston Massachusetts <=== Dump only in some areas
25 Buffalo New York <=== Rust-belt Dump

The liberals who do not believe these places are dumps, have not been to these cities.

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Just when I want this blowhard to disappear forever, He tones down the manic persona and says something interesting and insightful. Total agreement about The Matrix.

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I want zero pus. That is really the only acceptable pus level. Zero pus.

No pus.

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I don't mean to be crass, but... This place gave me a boner of epic proportions.

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When I told coworkers I was going to have dinner at Anchovies, the response went something like this:

"oh, the gay bar?"

If Anchovies is a gay bar, then I need to call my parents and tell them I'm lezzin' on up these days. Because aside from the one damn fruit fly that was all up in my grill and an unfortunate ass crack to my left, I pretty much love this place.

Food was great. Totally edible even with said ass crack creepin' in my peripheralz.

And then I kissed a girl. Just 'cause.

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I think the joke is that Asian's don't have much meat. I'm kind of old so I may be incorrect.

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See, I don't think this is a fail at all. He can dance like a mo fo. So he's chubby. Whatever. He can dance better than I can and he can sing significantly better than I can. Sure, I have a svelte body and washboard abs. So what. That dude can dance and sing.

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Bottura’s polluted ocean causes much comment across the room, one guest calling it “Finnegan’s Wake in a spoon”. The local artist Lone Hoyer Hansen says quietly, “This man is very angry about the oceans.”

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oDHAOSo 4 points 7 hours ago

Congratulations, you just nipped this topic in the butt.

omnipotant 13 points 7 hours ago
you're definitely saying that wrong

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Precisely. My only hope for my dead body is that it doesn't cause any problems (spreading diseases, becoming a zombie, etc.).

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show how much u know!smart a**..ya u just got told off!!soo pick ur mouth up off the ground before pigs come sh** in it!!

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Resources:
www.en.wikipedia.org
www.msnbc.msn.com
www.centerwatch.com
www.bloodbanker.com
www.123donate.com
www.spermbanker.com
www.gigolo.com
www.optn.org
www.bloodbook.com
www.redcross.org
www.cwru.edu

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rakeswell 8 points 5 hours ago
I can remember the last time someone actually counted back change to me: that was five years ago, and I was pleasantly surprised, having forgotten that this was ever done. I've become inured to getting an inchoate wad of cash, coins, and a receipt.

peted1884 4 points 3 hours ago
I remember the first time my change was counted back to me: that was 45 years ago, and I was pleasantly surprised and confused that I had the same amount of money that I started with (fifty cents). I quickly figured out that they were tricking me. I am also inured to my wads of money, wadded receipts and general inchoateness

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How have you not been raped? Holy shit you make dumb decisions / are a liar.

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The Times compared Sheen's performance to "a diamond that is so dazzling as a result of the expertise deployed in its cutting that you can’t fully focus on the underlying shape of the stone, which is what actually enables it to glitter so spectacularly."

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The normal freeze this winter could be another blow for global warming activists, who have seen headline-grabbing news about everything from so-called climate-gate and so-called glacier-gate to so-called snowmagedden

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every time I see a ICP hater who just goes out of their way to hate I think WWTHLLOAS (what would their head look like on a stick).

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*beep* finally, an intelligent juggalo. im glad theres another one like me out there.

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But to answer your question...Yes, people in general are messed up, and will sacrifice much of their judgement and dignity to escape loneliness.

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Morton said in an interview, "as a child I had a serious anger problem, but from the age of 16 I've been trying to turn bad things into positives". She had an abortion at age 16.

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I do not know casual. I do not know about that. Only society can tell. But if it is true, it is getting easier everyday to be cool.

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Alatinoboi, you are one sick, disturbed, disgusting son of a b!tch. Your words are the most disturing words I have read in a very long time! DID YOU EVEN READ THIS ARTICLE?? In the article, Tom Payne acknowledged what he did. I could go on and on. I'd like to spit in your eye and kick you in the balls, but I doubt you have any nuts. The article does not even say that he raped white women. How do know it was not black women that he raped? I guess in your sick, fuc&ed up world his prison would be justified then?? It is sick, A1 A$ hole blacks like you that keep racism alive!!

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Waller's tin ear for comedy doomed the film in this humble online-encyclopedia editor's opinion

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I did have some detoxification dips, but they were not immobilizing and after an enema and an extra ration of carrot juice, I was fine.

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THAT
is
the most
disgusting
THING
I've ever (ob)scene!!!

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I'm in my very early Sixties. I may take aspirin twice a year. Do I live in the same World as the rest of you Peoples?

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Multnomah University

On February 14, 1936, the Rev. John G. Mitchell called a meeting to discuss a vision, and subsequently Multnomah School of the Bible came into existence. The following October, classes began in a former mortuary.

Multnomah University's motto is "If it's Bible you want, then you want Multnomah."

Notable alumni:

Luis Palau, internationally known evangelist
Randy Alcorn, author
Bettie Page, model
Ferdinand Waldo Demara, "The Great Imposter"

Multnomah University Selectivity
Admission to the school is not automatic; not everyone who applies gets in.

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Natalie Portman may be "nerd-dreamy", but dear ceiling cat is she a dull actress.

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The point is that my songwriting is usually influenced by my love of drugs and the religious fear of the apocalypse that was drilled into my head at a very early age.

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hate is a strong feeling and any film that can illicit any strong feeling is doing something right

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The Queen City was formerly known as Porkopolis.

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She was in Buffy the Vampire Slayer on television. I wish she was my friend, because she seems nice. I am not even Albanian and I wish this.

What a strange but beautiful world is this. Except for this movie, which is not good. But still I desire her friendship.

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