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There is no reason for anybody to be hit by a train, it's not going to sneak up behind you or jump out from behind a bush.

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Ketchup is the condiment for children whose parents don't care.

www.sysfix.co.uk

Not only does using your laptop in bed decrease the life of your laptop, but it’s dangerous too. You can fall asleep and turn over, possibly strangling yourself. It’s also a fire hazard. You wouldn’t sleep with your toaster – would you?

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gettin high is the most important thing in my life... id rather get high than kiss jesus. LOL

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because life is beautiful you little bitch

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Comments on "What is God Was One of Us?" by Joan Osbourne

God already is one of us. Hes there in everything we do. God is great
arabiansk

good song..
although i have absolutely no faith that there is a god or whatsoever..
but good song.. 
sinan6

God please cure some of the diseases out there. iff you do exist...
hottie9pottie

ya god is great but why does my boyfriend love someone else now? (that's my question)
sill love the song and it's irony(L)
PenelopeBaker 5 hours ago

ya god is great but why did my boyfriend sleep whit someone else? (that's my question
sill love the song and it's irony(L)
PenelopeBaker

God is not one of this 152 dislikes people!
BeMoLski

anthropoda.southernfriedscience.com

One of my favourite dreams, and one that has reoccured at least twice, is that I am in a deep gorge covered with mosses and lichens and overhung by large tree ferns and I discover a living trigonotarbid bigger than my hand. Waking up after that is so disappointing.

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No corporate or government-owned cyberspace is immune from attack by the vast nebula of Anonymous, the non-hierarchichal online activist network bent on disrupting the websites and communication facilities of oppressive regimes, the hackers' group claims. Note: Pictured are gamers enjoying Berlin's Computer Games museum, not members of Anonymous

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Put your full return address clearly legible on the package. Only use one baggie to save money. Spray your girlfriends perfume all over the package. The catch is to put a note inside that says you will pay $1000000 for the return of the package. When he comes to collect you must kill him. Then take the bodies to the home of your enemy and leave town. Two birds one stone.

physorg.com

It's easy to get caught up in the fantasy of some alien language code with an awe-inspiring revelation, but sadly Occam's Razor kicks in and suggests that what we have here is trolling and/or just plain nutbaggishness.

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Despite faint allusions to morals learned from Tootsie, Love & Basketball, and Mrs. Doubtfire, this low-budget farce is more of a cross between Sorority Boys and Kazaam without quite capturing the charm of either.

opposingviews.com

First of all, the word 'colony' is a very demeaning term to describe nudist places - like referring to black people as 'niggers' or Hispanic people as 'spics'. Colony implies a bunch of people who are out of touch with the rest of society which nudists certainly are not.

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The only thing I strongly recommend is that the nudist resort/club/park be associated with the American Association for Nude Recreation (aanr.com) as AANR is the credible voice of reason for nude recreation!

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some people are just really psycho. like really girl u not that special... this girl probably isnt crazy. she probably is trying to get a reality show like what happened with the boy and the spaceship

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Do you guys know of any other movies that has brother/sister romance? I'm not saying i get off on stuff like that me and my friend were just curious.

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There's the sensible guy, the hot-headed guy (latino of course), the sweet guy, the dumb guy, the fat guy and two gorgeous women (for sex).

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I haven't watched this yet, are these people Klan members or not? Because I'd hate to think I'm supporting the KKK if I rent it.

barflymag.com

This is the only place I have ever been that plays country music and has a hip hop crowd,the floor is small and hardly no one dances the country dances we all know . The Dj could care less if the hip hopsters get in the way of two steppers or line dancers so there are always problems on the floor. If you want to dance with men or women that know how to dance to country it is not here.

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While a Keith Thornton album about sex would usually involve him fetishizing giraffes or paying street whores to model for his private photos (between bouts of smearing feces on the wall) a Motion Man sex album involves SEX YOU CAN RELATE TO.

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Save the Whales!!! (for my dinner)

Well well well. Our Humps friends were burned at the steak - no pun intended - for serving an animal that is endangered, whatever that means in an era where we could likely clone 1 million of them (or will soon). And the place is called the HUMP! haha Well, you should have all know!

I guess I feel like murdering a human being is a pretty serious crime but there are all these groups running around defending these maniacs by offering excuses. But there is no advocacy group for the owner of restaurants that murder animals! Because like, um, that's why we go to them.

Personally, I am not keen on killing whales to eat. I tend to agree that they're quite majestic and its not something that I would be into. However, that's my choice which I don't need to push on to someone else.

I feel very bad for the owner here, more so because he had to take a bullet for a world that is full of contradictions - and one increasingly based on anti-industrial, anti-capitalist, anti-man views.

Still, like Bill Gates when attacked by Reno, he cut and run. Sad. That's what the 3 stars are for. He gets 5 in my heart for standing up to an irrational world. He's gets 1 for pandering to idiot patrons. Instead of committing restaurant hara kiri, he should have did what Mifune Toshiro did in Samurai Rebellion and go after all these momos with a sword.

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Beowulf is literally 1,000 times better than this movie.

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guys don't care at that point especially when erect the woman can say whatever the hell they want. they can say they are adolf hitler for all we care.

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What bothers me about a well-crafted film such as this one is that audience members are so caught up in their sheltered, private worlds that they are not able to comprehend the difference between "mainstream" characters and characters that are actually realistic in their depiction.

Though Tucker's character was slightly over-played, I've known quite a few people like him. His two friends, their lives, and their attitudes also closely resemble people I have known throughout my life.

Though I didn't receive consistent laughs from this film, I ended up watching it as a simple drama, and on that note, I enjoyed it quite a bit.

There is a lot of attention to detail that will simply fly right over the head of the average viewer. Everything that came out of Drew's mouth and his later love interest absolutely shocked me - I never thought a movie would actually get the real-world "geek lingo" right on the money.

Of course, the average person would not understand such a fine touch as Lara saying "fear the pink mist", or Drew's use of the incredibly vulgar REAL underground slang "c**dumpster".

Long story short, this was one of the best and most accurate portrayals of the real-world people it was alluding to I have ever seen. For that, it has a lot of my respect. Again, more of a drama than a comedy, but this is really one of those films that if you rate it less than a 6 or 7, you have not experienced enough of the real world to deserve to judge it.

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I'm not a genius, but I'm very far from ignorant, so I'm not sure what the appeal was initially, but that poo scene was HYSTERICAL!!

wiki.answers.com

How did the characters on the nerds candy packaging came about and what are their characteristics?

A:
Nerds are thought of to be small and their characteristics are hard and crunchy.

rawstory.com

I say we get him in a break-room with 10 microwave ovens and start heating up bean soup, popcorn, wieners and sauerkraut. If his heart battery doesn't short out, we'll gas him.

guardian.co.uk

kanye is a pretty cool guy. he's NWO agent and doesnt afraid of anything.

Allegedly

cbsnews.com

Wait til the wackos read this, We will be inundated with photos of every weird thing they can think up.

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That being said, I'm racist, it's not a joke, I'm not trolling, I also dislike gay people so please don't think I'm a big anti-racism guy or anything, your logic is just stupid.

imdb.com

The subject matter was interesting, but, was lost on the production quality. Eban came across as creepy and a pedophile. He's a good moper-I'll give him that.

avclub.com

(I hope I don't sound like some kind of scholar of advanced rapistry here. I just like those cheap 80s action movies.)

urbandictionary.com

it is were two people does not matter of gender shit into each others ass or other orpheuses

avclub.com

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR IS NOWHERE NEAR SHAKESPEARE'S WORST PLAY, KING JOHN, TWO GENTLEMEN FROM VERONA AND HENRY VI PARTS 1 AND 3 ARE ALL WAY WAY FUCKING WORSE. MERRY WIVES HAS GODDAMN MASTER SLENDER AND FALSTAFF IN A MOTHERFUCKING LAUNDRY BASKET THAT SHIT OWNS.

abcnews.com

It's a stereotype rooted in a terrible fact.  Central Appalachia is No. 1 in the nation in toothlessness.

maochan.wordpress.com

I rather get sodomized than drink that putrid concoction. OK, maybe not sodomized but definitely groped and violated.

magicistragic.wordpress.com

Before the flood of testosterone and confidence gave way to a mere trickle from his mangina, Bob Seger was one of the biggest badasses to ever be associated with rock and roll.

cnn.com

One poster accused the pope of being the boss of the "world's largest sex gang." Another sign asked if he "fancied the baby Jesus."

wikipedia.org

Called a "gefilte fish out of water tale", this independent film is described as Dirty Dancing meets My Big Fat Greek Wedding with a touch of a hip hop Fiddler on the Roof.

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I can't tell how explicit this was because I was covering my eyes and having an attack of homosexual anxiety.

http://pccyouth1.blogspot.com/

just so you know, this got linked to on a lot of fetish blogs and there are people who get turned on by it

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OPENMINDED2009

These people are ignorant who demanded it to be taken down. it's part of history and someones culture and has nothing to do with Nazi's..
It figures it some stupid women who decide to cause a problem. They should spend more time at home cleaning and taking care of kids.

youtube.com

There is no "primitive" ethics you stupid , ignorant whore , its a matter of interpretation and philosophical doctrine

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I think deth sentence is wrong,there are better alternatives.Paralise them and put them in a special hospital where the funding is provided by private funding.If people care about them they will make donations and allow them to live, if not once they are dead theyr organs should be donated to people who could give something to society

amazon.com

This CD is sooo gooood, i just had to write another review for it. I mean if you don't buy this CD you will never know how far you could have gone in life. This CD explains some of the harder things in life, it shows you how to get through life in a action packed fun filled way. Smoke that.

highdeas.com

Geeze.. its even more mind blowing if you knew me.. Im the biggest sack of crap ever. I wont walk to the t.v. to change the channel. I cant believe at one point in time i was motivated enough to win a race against millions of opponents. God i was a stud. GO ME!

highdeas.com

if you think thats trippy and mind blowing, read Nietzsche!

imdb.com

I am sure there is a purity group that just cant resist the urge to take a dong in the mouth

rickmd.com

TASTE

It's easy to find out how you taste. Put one or two fingers inside your vagina and taste.

If you want to taste better, try yogurt as above, possibly adding a tiny amount of flavoring (experiment !) You can also put your finger into your vagina to pick up some moisture. Then sprinkle Sweet-n-Low or any artificial sweetener on your finger before placing it back inside. You'll have a sweet taste to match your sweet personality.

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