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In 2006 John Dandois, Media Arts Group executive, recounted a story that on one occasion ("about six years ago") Kinkade became drunk at a Siegfried & Roy magic show in Las Vegas and began shouting "Codpiece! Codpiece!" at the performers. Eventually he was calmed by his mother.[27]

youtube.com

Wow, people should fish the bees out of their panties and get over this game.

thoughtcatalog.com

Hey, I just moved to Portland and was hoping to relate to your post but nope - I did not.

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Richard wrote:
This tree was alive when Moses lead Israel out of Egypt. It survived a lot of history, but could not survive 2012.

Adam from Texas wrote:
I bet it was arson, carried out by the worlds 6th oldest tree looking to move up the oldest tree list.

youtube.com

this is blowing my mind and im too stoned to write why

youtube.com

If you're gonna do a video like this then for the love of god, LET THAT WEDGIE RIDE!!

youtube.com

BE HONEST...HOW MANY DIFFERENT MEN'S ASSHOLES HAS YOUR CHIN BEARD TICKLED?

okcupid.com

I spend a lot of time thinking about

linguistics, earthquakes, narrative, pigeonholes, brain fog, lyricism, desire, graded membership, intersectionality, trajectories, frequencies, macro stuff, micro stuff

You should message me if

I am not expecting to want a monogamous relationship now, but I'm also not interested in blithely fucking the shapes of people's bodies. Shapes are exciting, but it's really the energy that runs through the shapes, right? I don't think that's a head-in-the-clouds thing to say. It's the difference between filling a balloon with air, helium, Tapatio sauce or loose stool. If we can share something full and exciting, then that's fantastic, even if we just talk about stuff, whether it's sexual or not. I thought the 'friend' part of okcupid was dumb at first but now I like it because just because you meet someone amazing doesn't mean you have to wipe your body all over them. No point ruling it out though. Oh fuck these text fields that we fill out on the internet. I have no idea how I am coming off.

youtube.com

who cares if theyre not very good?
they got boobs and legs.

takepart.com

If that's with ketchup, then politically, she's had her veggies. I imagine a walk through the chicken plant and a trip to Somalia would dispel her Asperger's and any other first-world syndrome that is making her sit there stupidly smiling over deep-fried offal.

takepart.com

I have a simple solution to the problem. Funny I should say "solution," because that's first thing You do, prepare & bottle a solution, then strap Her down to a Big Solid Table. Then You proceed to insert a tube into Her Nose & down into Her Stomach, then attach the Bottle of Solution to it & Invert & Hang the Bottle so it will drain into Her. Repeat as needed! It's called Tube Feeding. Let Her stay Strapped Down & enjoy the Digestion. Who knows it might even wipe stupid grin off of Her Face!

takepart.com

I can guarantee that this story is fake. This is another sad attempt to find glory and fame. In this world of Reality Shows and Instant Fame; stories like this should be taken with a grain of salt. Yes I do think this story is full of bullshit and chicken!!

thinkprogress.org

Here is a picture of the family’s murdered cat:

answers.yahoo.com

The gas and blurping is not a reason to think you have HIV.

wikipedia.org

The death test might be seen by some individuals as a friendly reminder that life is slipping away. [citation needed]

clubfly.com

Being NEW to town I stumbled into this DUMP. Horrible service, and was assaulted by the janitor. Welcome to Portland!

amazon.com

If you like this book, you know what kind of person you are. Everyone else does too.

avclub.com

800notes.com

855-384-5008
I JUST GOT THE SAME CALL, I AM GLAD I CHECK THE 855 NUMBER, IT'S A SCAM. THE GUY SOUND SO CONVINCING, LIKE IF HE KNOWS THE OWNER OF THE COMPANY. WHAT A WAY TO MAKE MONEY. THE GIRL SOUND SWEET, BUT PROBLABLY FAT...

youtube.com

this guy was raped when he was 12, you can just tell

reddit.com

Well, her body is a rainbow with legs and a unicorn (horse) head. I think you should really analyze what part of that is attractive to you.

avclub.com

Yes! I remember my dad parking his boat to dock at a bar that was on the lake and the song was playing. Everyone on the goddamn dance floor was doing the dinosaur. It's one of my fondest boating memories.

youtube.com

so apparently the term "blow job" is not allowed as a comment. Disappointing and a little pathetic on youtube's behalf.

avclub.com

Man, get out of here, Tupac was one of the greats. Who'd smoke your ashes? Nobody.

wikipedia.org

In 2008, photographer Michael von Gimbut emphasized that his wife, the model's mother and sister and three female assistants had been present during the shooting and stated "We loved and protected children and did not sleep with them" ("Wir liebten und beschützten die Kinder damals und schliefen nicht mit ihnen").

mnn.com

Update: Discovery News is now unsure if the story is real and wondering if they were duped. It reminds us of this "Yes Men" poop burger hoax.

startribune.com

Some held babies and others umbrellas to protect them from the burning summer sun.

news.yahoo.com

Here's some suggestions for future restaurant name changes:
SubWaste
Crap in the Box
Poopy Tuesdays
Red Plopster
@#$%-Out Burger
PopBrownEye's
T.G.I.Fecals
Pooters
Orange Poolius
TurdBurger King
Rectals Pretzels
Benihanus
Cinnabum
Crapplebee's
Long Brown Slivers

youtube.com

Is it just me, or were women hotter in the 90's and less skanky?

imdb.com

A 'heh', or a 'hah' is really where most of the audience response is, with the occasional 'hahaha' at several slightly more humorous gags

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npr.org

What people don't get is that the planet can be visually amazing if you get up early to take pictures in incredibly wild and exotic places.

youtube.com

Well about this video umm well i just got some new lights made for my pants

wikipedia.org

Zoe Li of CNNGo gave the film a positive review, "I walked out of the first private screening of the softcore 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy never wanting to have sex again, not because the sex scenes were gross... but because its message of 'true love doesn't need sex' was so convincing", she confessed.

msnbc.com

There is no reason for anybody to be hit by a train, it's not going to sneak up behind you or jump out from behind a bush.

reddit.com

Ketchup is the condiment for children whose parents don't care.

www.sysfix.co.uk

Not only does using your laptop in bed decrease the life of your laptop, but it’s dangerous too. You can fall asleep and turn over, possibly strangling yourself. It’s also a fire hazard. You wouldn’t sleep with your toaster – would you?

reddit.com

gettin high is the most important thing in my life... id rather get high than kiss jesus. LOL

youtube.com

because life is beautiful you little bitch

youtube.com

Comments on "What is God Was One of Us?" by Joan Osbourne

God already is one of us. Hes there in everything we do. God is great
arabiansk

good song..
although i have absolutely no faith that there is a god or whatsoever..
but good song..
sinan6

God please cure some of the diseases out there. iff you do exist...
hottie9pottie

ya god is great but why does my boyfriend love someone else now? (that's my question)
sill love the song and it's irony(L)
PenelopeBaker 5 hours ago

ya god is great but why did my boyfriend sleep whit someone else? (that's my question
sill love the song and it's irony(L)
PenelopeBaker

God is not one of this 152 dislikes people!
BeMoLski

anthropoda.southernfriedscience.com

One of my favourite dreams, and one that has reoccured at least twice, is that I am in a deep gorge covered with mosses and lichens and overhung by large tree ferns and I discover a living trigonotarbid bigger than my hand. Waking up after that is so disappointing.

english.aljazeera.net

No corporate or government-owned cyberspace is immune from attack by the vast nebula of Anonymous, the non-hierarchichal online activist network bent on disrupting the websites and communication facilities of oppressive regimes, the hackers' group claims. Note: Pictured are gamers enjoying Berlin's Computer Games museum, not members of Anonymous

answerbag.com

Put your full return address clearly legible on the package. Only use one baggie to save money. Spray your girlfriends perfume all over the package. The catch is to put a note inside that says you will pay $1000000 for the return of the package. When he comes to collect you must kill him. Then take the bodies to the home of your enemy and leave town. Two birds one stone.

physorg.com

It's easy to get caught up in the fantasy of some alien language code with an awe-inspiring revelation, but sadly Occam's Razor kicks in and suggests that what we have here is trolling and/or just plain nutbaggishness.

imdb.com

Despite faint allusions to morals learned from Tootsie, Love & Basketball, and Mrs. Doubtfire, this low-budget farce is more of a cross between Sorority Boys and Kazaam without quite capturing the charm of either.

opposingviews.com

First of all, the word 'colony' is a very demeaning term to describe nudist places - like referring to black people as 'niggers' or Hispanic people as 'spics'. Colony implies a bunch of people who are out of touch with the rest of society which nudists certainly are not.