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Is there anything free going on sunday that is 4/20 friendly? Any unofficial meet-ups, shindigs or box socials? If not I'm just going to jerk off on anime figurines and no one wants that.
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Words and opinions change. Obviously. Same reason you don't want to get a girlfriend's name tattooed, you may not want to get song lyrics or maxims put on your body. Let's say you were Smash Mouth superfan #1 and got "Only shooting stars break the mold" on your ass. Yay! Then you're 10 years older, you have some nostalgic love for their old hits, but you don't relate to these lyrics anymore. After all, you fell in love, got a normal job, and realized you are the happiest man in the world doing a regular routine and that mold-breaking is not in your agenda. Then you see that one liveleak video of the Smash Mouth bassist beating his wife. You go to the bathroom and stare at your ass in the mirror, disgusted, thinking of all the wonderful real art you could have put there instead.
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the “dick popping out over unzipped jeans” is a classic (and imo good) dick pic look. the background’s clear, the composition’s simple & effective, and your hand is doing valuable work.
the thing about your dick pic, though, is that it feels a bit like an ad for dicks. it’s so careful and crafted and deliberate that it’s lost a bit of it’s erotic potential for me, and i’d like to see something more spontaneous and real.
the thing about your dick pic, though, is that it feels a bit like an ad for dicks. it’s so careful and crafted and deliberate that it’s lost a bit of it’s erotic potential for me, and i’d like to see something more spontaneous and real.
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Don’t be discouraged. Most enema bags hold two quarts, which is a lot of liquid. If you can’t process all two quarts, don’t feel bad! This isn’t a competition. It’s an enema.
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Think of crossfit as the hipsters of the fitness industry. They're into alternative lifts, alternative form, and their philosophy is better than yours. Getting novice lifters to partake in challenges involving completing complex olympic lifts in a specified time frame? Crossfit. Kicking your legs as hard as you can while doing pullups so you feel like you're performing a movement more applicable to the real world and functional strength despite what your shoulder girdle screams at you? Crossfit. Pregnant women performing snatches while their fetus is shooting down their uterus as you read this? Crossfit.
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This stuff really gets the job done. It lasts a long time and the pump handle is really great if your hands are tied. Also if you leave it out and your grandma comes over, she may just think it is for oiling your firearm since the words water based lubricant are pretty small and the words Gun Oil are large. Grandmas usually can't read small letters.
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Hmmm... Anyone else tempted to click on the "Sexy Naughty Fruits & Vegetables - Perverted" video on the side bar...?
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i really need to find something i enjoy doing as much as this guy enjoys running around his backyard cutting up cardboard boxes with a sword.
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"This is a very complex investigation that has taken us a year to investigate because we are dealing with Internet crimes and when the Internet is involved, people are using computer names," said Sgt. Bob Ray.
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I don't suppose there's a spreadsheet that puts these facts into easily sortable columns...
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“They were a bunch of good kids,” he said. “You see them on their little skateboards in their tight pants.”
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I'm drawing a blank on this one
If you were a mute it would be hard to become famous
If you were a mute it would be hard to become famous
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See, Goofy wasn't acting like a dog because he was a dog.
Goofy was acting like a dog because he LOVED acting like a dog.
The leash, the dog bone, the collar, the spankings, being on all fours, being forcibly washed naked in public, the frolicking licking licking licking.
Woof woof.
Think of the Folsom Street Fair, but all year long.
Filthy sweaty smelly naked-on-all-fours; ALL YEAR LONG.
Look back in horror and nurse that anger.
Goofy was acting like a dog because he LOVED acting like a dog.
The leash, the dog bone, the collar, the spankings, being on all fours, being forcibly washed naked in public, the frolicking licking licking licking.
Woof woof.
Think of the Folsom Street Fair, but all year long.
Filthy sweaty smelly naked-on-all-fours; ALL YEAR LONG.
Look back in horror and nurse that anger.
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Cows are females. Cows have udders with 4 teats.
Cow-boys being actual bovines implies COW(female bovine)+BOYS(male human-hybird bovine) = Hermaphrodite humanoid cattle.
What always bothered me was the COWgirls of Moo Mesa.
Two breasts = 2 udders per female humanoid cow chest.
2 udders per chest + 4 teats = 8 teats per femanoid bovine woman.
(Note also that male humans have nonfunctional nipples, which implies naturally that a bare-chested male "Cow"boy would also have 4 nonfunctional finger-length teats).
I could go further with the issues of the male humanoid cattle having pants too tight to fit functional organs, but I will leave that task to the "RULE 34" gang in illustrating that concept.
I figure the leather chaps (made usually from tanned bovine flesh) would be derived from the way-too-normal-sized horses that the humanoid-bovine monsters ride (to their premature deaths). Given that the average bovine bull weight is 2700 lbs and the average carrying capacity of a normal horse is much less than the weight of an adult bull, well, it just gets messy after that.
Large, heavy horses, weighing from 1,500 to 2,000 pounds (680 to 910 kg).
The average horse can carry up to approximately 30% of its body weight.
http://www.answers.com/topic/horses-in-warfare-1#ixzz1dFjpv78s
Thusly a Moo Mesa horse (being generous)would be capable of a load of 2000 lb horse x 30% = 600 lbs in full gallop and tasked with long-distance riding of toting 2700 lbs on its back over uneven ground and leaping. So maybe gravity is hopefully much less in Moo Mesa (although that does not eliminate the whole "starting acceleration mass issue".
I was only 23 when that cartoon came out, but those issues bugged me long before the whole "Furry Fetish" movement took off like wildfire with the Internet.
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Oh, OK. Well if she's cool with it, I can stop pretending. OK, everyone, who are your top 5 cunty bitches you would like to hate fuck the most?
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Robert Abele's review of The Brothers Bloom for the Los Angeles Times criticized Brody for over-moping.
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Can't say I'm still not a little peeved about what happened, but I feel like to show my son that I am too upset might be damaging right now. I think we just need to find out why he thought this was ok. As for the brush handle, some of you bring up a good point. I should ask him to throw whichever brush that is away.
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Black isn't bad per se. Moroccan oil cured olives are darker than Wesley Snipes and taste great.
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How does a movie about ice get a PG-13? Does one of the melting glaciers melt into the shape of "FUCK"?
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Here is a Gold mine of black heads, rare and very big black heads on nose, known as solar comedones, being extracted out of nose by me with the help of comedone extractor, you can see they are coming out of nose, while extracting one of them dropped on ground, where a molluscs was waiting for licking it. We have shown the pits, the wells on nose from where we have dug the black heads. We can say that this is going to be one of the best black head video ever. We tried to squeeze them out with out fingers but unable to do so, so we took the help of magic stick to remove them. Finally we crushed them under slides and seen them under microscope. So here is one more video to quinch your thirst of popping the zits. We have the informed consent form candidate to be shown here. Thanks for you love and affection shown to our channel.
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Would it be as appetizing if I told you that polar bears are actually drowning because the ice floes are melting and they don't have nearly as much solid ground to hunt/mate as they used to? Just kidding that curry looks really good.
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It is impossible for me to watch this without crying! I wanna punch that fat ass toothless blonde bitch inn keeper in the face.
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Some good news has come out of a tough news day. Hailey Roser, the 4-year-old cancer patient at Froedtert who is a huge Justin Bieber fan, was supposed to meet the superstar singer at the BMO Harris Bradley Center.
Then, the lockdown came after the shooting, and there was question as to whether they would meet.
They met.
Then, the lockdown came after the shooting, and there was question as to whether they would meet.
They met.
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All those who fought for equality would be ashamed. Rosa Parks sat in a bus seat, not threw it across a restaurant.
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Actually, people did wear underwear all throughout the Middle Ages, it's well documented. Granted, they weren't all stretchy and form fitting, but they weren't peeling their sack off their thighs all summer either.
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I MEAN FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE, WEAK-ASS BABY JAWS ARE NOT GOING TO GUM THEIR WAY THROUGH A FUCKING UTERUS!
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Avclub really needs to do a hentai primer, bible black certainly has the highest quality penis animation for shemale "futanari" women but Angel Blade is my favorite because of the playfulness. Would definitely have "space pirate sera" as my number 1 if it wasn't pixellated, the part where they can't stop ejaculating at the masquearade ball is a gem, Discode is nice, especially the scene where she jerks off in the girls washroom and the next day at school everyone is talking about how some pervert has been masturbating in the womens bathroom and she just blushes and stares at the floor, shame about the low penis quality.
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It could be a line from a movie, but not one I've seen. It's a real question, which then determines whether I'll let you fart in my face or not.
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I will admit my own damn self into an assisted living facility before I would let ANY of my children take care of me. I only have a three year old right now, but color me skeptical.
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Oh great. Now I get to wonder if the time I spent taking care of my dying mother stressed her out. Thanks, Science!
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omg...is that the violated donkey? they shouldn't be showing a picture of a sexual assault victim.
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My question is, why would they be chanting "plates, plates, plates" rather than "ham, ham, ham"? Stupid Canadians.
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It's possible that my position on this matter will become clearer through analogy. Like if there was a band and all their songs were about soup. Now I like a good soup (almost as much as I like to party), but in a band I can only tolerate three, maybe four songs about soup. Maybe if a band released a concept album about soup, then I could get behind that too, but you get what I'm driving at. If this band had too many songs about soup, or if all their songs were about soup and the songs were all called things like 'Let's Get Wet With Soup', 'Souper Trooper', 'Souper Man', and 'The Soup Soup Song' eventually they would run out of meaningful things to say about soup, and while it would eventually become obvious that to only sing songs about soup was supposed in itself to be a statement, perhaps their purely soup-based subject matter would get a bit thin or even a little cloying and I'd be like, 'Hey, I get that you like soup, but what about exploring other avenues, or even write a song that was ambiguous in its feelings about soup. Hell, you could even write a song that looked at some of the more negative aspects about soup instead of being so relentlessly pro-soup all the time since while soup is good, man cannot live on soup alone. Sometimes a guy just wants a sandwich, and that's not a slight against soup, just a wish for variety because if you have it all the time then you forget what makes soup so special.' And it's really the same with Andrew W.K.
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First of all - no, American kids are not 'much better looking' as someone said. Kids look weird, lanky, wonky and off-kilter.
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Fuck that Fireflies song. I wish that guy WOULD get a thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs, because I bet it's pretty uncomfortable and creepy.
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Q: Do black people like cats?
A: people have they own views on black cats my thinking is (and yes i do LOVE cats!) is that they cant help what colour they are they are all made the same inside just like people i dont see any different with them!
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A: people have they own views on black cats my thinking is (and yes i do LOVE cats!) is that they cant help what colour they are they are all made the same inside just like people i dont see any different with them!
Source(s):
MY BRAIN AND HEART
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