freedomyou.com

I did have some detoxification dips, but they were not immobilizing and after an enema and an extra ration of carrot juice, I was fine.

tmz.com

THAT
is
the most
disgusting
THING
I've ever (ob)scene!!!

tmz.com

I'm in my very early Sixties. I may take aspirin twice a year. Do I live in the same World as the rest of you Peoples?

wikipedia.org, citytowninfo.com

Multnomah University
On February 14, 1936, the Rev. John G. Mitchell called a meeting to discuss a vision, and subsequently Multnomah School of the Bible came into existence. The following October, classes began in a former mortuary.

Multnomah University's motto is "If it's Bible you want, then you want Multnomah."

Notable alumni:
Luis Palau, internationally known evangelist
Randy Alcorn, author
Bettie Page, model
Ferdinand Waldo Demara, "The Great Imposter"

Multnomah University Selectivity
Admission to the school is not automatic; not everyone who applies gets in. 

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Natalie Portman may be "nerd-dreamy", but dear ceiling cat is she a dull actress.

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The point is that my songwriting is usually influenced by my love of drugs and the religious fear of the apocalypse that was drilled into my head at a very early age.

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hate is a strong feeling and any film that can illicit any strong feeling is doing something right

wikipedia.org

The Queen City was formerly known as Porkopolis.

avclub.com

She was in Buffy the Vampire Slayer on television. I wish she was my friend, because she seems nice. I am not even Albanian and I wish this.

What a strange but beautiful world is this. Except for this movie, which is not good. But still I desire her friendship.

imdb.com

for a horror fan like me (especially b horror movies). i'm used to seeing un original, un imaginative, horribly written pieces of garbage.

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Nothing against virginity!

But really!

Do virgins smell different? 

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I'm French and could not see one trace of francophobia in this movie, and yet my francophobia radar is quite developed from trawling all over internet forums.

So, you're wrong and merely dramatizing cause you love the whiff of scandal.

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Whats great and says a lot about the filmmakers is that no one can tell for sure how that scene was made....

So...fake fish gusts and real baby?
Or...fake baby and real fish guts? 

or both?

wethechange.com

I know when I overindulged in the smoothie, I found myself slopping on the commode, and thats a drag.

avclub.com

I got an amazing blowjob when I watched The Pianist at the theather... Only "saw" it that time and it seemed long and boring to me.

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Turtleman

What is the matter with Master of Disguise?
Was it not turtle-y enough for you?
Turtleturtleturtle...

avclub.com

Results of social experiment:
She saw the movie the night after arriving. Went back to my relatives house, which was on Long Island and surrounded by woods. Didn't sleep a wink all night. Some time in the wee small hours: Terror Puke.

imdb.com

the world needs the talentless and the envious, too.

vegblog.org

I fine this site. and now I am starting eating the bean :) thank you

slate.com

I suspect that the kind of person who says things like "You don't [poop] where you eat" is the kind of person who treats other people like [poop].

justcookit.blogspot.com

... do they not make baby beefs anymore? (lol)

imdb.com

Expect nothing, and any small glimmer or pinprick of light will end up being a pleasant surprise.

**********.com

my body is a temple.
my mind is the universe.
my soul is the goodness of Being.

this is it.

I only write like this because it's the only way I stay humble, as who i am relates to my place in existence. I try to love everything in the right manner, give attention to other beings in the right amount, and always strive to be fair.

I also love sucking cock.

shitbrix.com

to the guy who posted "i did the same thing to my girlfriends vagina ^^" Listen here you son of a bitch, you don't respect your girlfriend and you don't deserve to have a girlfriend. Posting shit like that, what the fuck is wrong with you, you perverted motherfucker. The world doesn't need fucks like you, go fucking die

shitbrix.com

You may think it’s a joke, but it seriously is a guy spreading ass… if you can’t see it, you need to find out how to look at this kind of pics.

flicksided.com

“The rest of his films rival diarrhea and Hitler …”: Sense of proportion FAIL.

tokeofthetown.com

I'm do not mean to offend gun owners as I was in ROTC and own a gun myself. I'm like Michael Moore. A gun owner...but with real lady boobs. :-)

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i 4 one have a lil cousin with down syndrome but im not gonna get offended because there is other things to take a stand 4 A LOT more things more important!! i like sara i loooove Seth and i LLOOVVEE POP CULTURE! just enjoy it people they are joking, its 2010 live a little.

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Has anyone looked closely at this movie poster? What the hell is going on?! Why are his nipples so far down on his body? Here is an accurate diagram to illustrate the precise distance of those nipples.

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|___________|
|11111111111|
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avclub.com

Up until a few years ago, I thought I was all smart for knowing what nobody else saw; that Robin Williams is fucking annoying. Was my impression of what people thought wrong all along?

avclub.com

It's OK to make a joke about the sketchy disappearance of the actor who played "Boner" on TV's Growing Pains.  You're not an "insensitive monster", you're human

dmt-nexus.com

Not sure why that comment hit my funny bone so hard! Perhaps because the concept of a dog, the most honest, true and loyal companion on this planet, selling out it's owner is just so incredibly inconceivable!

amazon.com

I, for one, do not see how prostitutes are patriotic, and thought that the comparison between Al Gore and Mount Pinatubo forced and unconvincing.

cinematical.com

'Hot Tub Time Machine' Writer Comes Forward, Explains Himself

tmz.com

So if your parents take all your money, you have the right to beat other people up?

You and gary both need punted like a football...straight 2 hell!

slate.com

Apologize, then throw yourself under the bus dirt ball!

After you pay back the old man.

amazon.com

Does it really matter? This person spent thousands of dollars to be a librarian. You should take a $ 100 bill and burn it. Then remind her that she did this hundreds of times before to get to this place. A real friend would have said WAKE UP

amazon.com

Whale Tart says:

I have an obnoxious nephew and most of the time I just want to give him a slap.

Ok, so you can't gift wrap a slap, so maybe just buy him a really big card and write down all the adjectives that you associate him with, you are in a loose loose situation anyway and sometimes people just need to know that they matter.

It is the cheapest gift but also the most touching, I did the A to Z for my child after she graduated, it was dead easy, I googled adjectives and from A to Z only wrote down the ones that were true to her and then wrote a note telling her how much I enjoyed having her in my life, it was a gift from the heart not from the wallet.

amazon.com

I remembered meeting a lot of people going into liberal studies and social sciences at a local college I attended last year before transferring. Instead of "good for you or that is great," I would reply rudely, "What? Why?" or just flat out laugh.

artlurker.com

Even if this were true, everyone is getting unecassarily upset about it. If you don’t want to get raped, don’t go into the tunnel.

artlurker.com

I showed all my fellow NYer’s this article today and we all laughed.   His conception of “art” is even worse than Warhol’s.  lol

artlurker.com

2 people $free
2 pair military nightvision $ 600
2 ar15 semiautomatic rifles $ 2800
killing that fucker! priceless!

artlurker.com

Please contact me.
Your hoax story has created a serious problem for me.

hulu.com

You can’t turn on “basic” TV anymore without seeing practically ANYTHING!

holytaco.com

You are racist and that's funny.

holytaco.com

This comments section is one big gay fandango!

truecrimereport.com

Rapetacular said:
Goes to show you that the problem is not with the rapist, but the useless, iPhone-obsessed, indifferent scum walking the street.

truecrimereport.com

She has Asperger's syndrome...meaning that she is autistic. You people are as ignorant as the rapist...no wonder she couldn't get any help.

mininova.org

I was born about 18 years ago in my parents house under my regular name, but after some long years of playing classical cello I decided another identity wouldn’t be such a bad idea.

myspace.com

DR DOT WAS A HIGH PROFILE DOCTOR WHO LIVED AND WORKED IN NYC , HE CAUGHT A RARE DISEASE BACK IN THE 90'S WHILST AT WORK AND WAS FORCED INTO EARLY RETIREMENT . HE INGNORED HIS ILLNESS FOR MANY YEARS , WHILST ON A "BREAK" HE WOULD GET UP LATE, DRINK, LISTEN TO THE RADIO AND PARTY.

BUT IN 2009 HE HAS FINALLY LEARNT TO LIVE WITH THE FACE DEFORMING DISESE. HE THEN BUILT A STUDIO IN A SECRET LOCATION AND WHILST SUFFERING FROM INSOMNIA HE LEARNT HIS WAY ROUND TAPE MACHINES, SYNTHESESISERS, SPACE ECHOS AND HIS TRUSTY COMPUTER.

BUT HIS FACE HAS GONE INTO "MELTDOWN" AND HE NEVER WANTS TO BE SEEN BY THE PUBLIC AGAIN. SO THE DOCTOR HAS EMPLOYED SOME MUSICIANS FROM HULL (UK) TO PERFORM HIS FUNKY COMPOSISTIONS AND TAKE IT ON THE ROAD.

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