Time for Internet!

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every time I see a ICP hater who just goes out of their way to hate I think WWTHLLOAS (what would their head look like on a stick).

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*beep* finally, an intelligent juggalo. im glad theres another one like me out there.

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But to answer your question...Yes, people in general are messed up, and will sacrifice much of their judgement and dignity to escape loneliness.

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Morton said in an interview, "as a child I had a serious anger problem, but from the age of 16 I've been trying to turn bad things into positives". She had an abortion at age 16.

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I do not know casual. I do not know about that. Only society can tell. But if it is true, it is getting easier everyday to be cool.

Alatinoboi, you are one sick, disturbed, disgusting son of a b!tch. Your words are the most disturing words I have read in a very long time! DID YOU EVEN READ THIS ARTICLE?? In the article, Tom Payne acknowledged what he did. I could go on and on. I'd like to spit in your eye and kick you in the balls, but I doubt you have any nuts. The article does not even say that he raped white women. How do know it was not black women that he raped? I guess in your sick, fuc&ed up world his prison would be justified then?? It is sick, A1 A$ hole blacks like you that keep racism alive!!

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Waller's tin ear for comedy doomed the film in this humble online-encyclopedia editor's opinion

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I did have some detoxification dips, but they were not immobilizing and after an enema and an extra ration of carrot juice, I was fine.

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THAT
is
the most
disgusting
THING
I've ever (ob)scene!!!

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I'm in my very early Sixties. I may take aspirin twice a year. Do I live in the same World as the rest of you Peoples?

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Multnomah University

On February 14, 1936, the Rev. John G. Mitchell called a meeting to discuss a vision, and subsequently Multnomah School of the Bible came into existence. The following October, classes began in a former mortuary.

Multnomah University's motto is "If it's Bible you want, then you want Multnomah."

Notable alumni:

Luis Palau, internationally known evangelist
Randy Alcorn, author
Bettie Page, model
Ferdinand Waldo Demara, "The Great Imposter"

Multnomah University Selectivity
Admission to the school is not automatic; not everyone who applies gets in.

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Natalie Portman may be "nerd-dreamy", but dear ceiling cat is she a dull actress.

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The point is that my songwriting is usually influenced by my love of drugs and the religious fear of the apocalypse that was drilled into my head at a very early age.

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hate is a strong feeling and any film that can illicit any strong feeling is doing something right

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The Queen City was formerly known as Porkopolis.

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She was in Buffy the Vampire Slayer on television. I wish she was my friend, because she seems nice. I am not even Albanian and I wish this.

What a strange but beautiful world is this. Except for this movie, which is not good. But still I desire her friendship.

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for a horror fan like me (especially b horror movies). i'm used to seeing un original, un imaginative, horribly written pieces of garbage.

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Nothing against virginity!

But really!

Do virgins smell different?

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I'm French and could not see one trace of francophobia in this movie, and yet my francophobia radar is quite developed from trawling all over internet forums.

So, you're wrong and merely dramatizing cause you love the whiff of scandal.

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Whats great and says a lot about the filmmakers is that no one can tell for sure how that scene was made....

So...fake fish gusts and real baby?
Or...fake baby and real fish guts?
or both?

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I know when I overindulged in the smoothie, I found myself slopping on the commode, and thats a drag.

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I got an amazing blowjob when I watched The Pianist at the theather... Only "saw" it that time and it seemed long and boring to me.

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Turtleman

What is the matter with Master of Disguise?
Was it not turtle-y enough for you?
Turtleturtleturtle...

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Results of social experiment:
She saw the movie the night after arriving. Went back to my relatives house, which was on Long Island and surrounded by woods. Didn't sleep a wink all night. Some time in the wee small hours: Terror Puke.

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the world needs the talentless and the envious, too.

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I fine this site. and now I am starting eating the bean :) thank you

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I suspect that the kind of person who says things like "You don't [poop] where you eat" is the kind of person who treats other people like [poop].

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... do they not make baby beefs anymore? (lol)

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Expect nothing, and any small glimmer or pinprick of light will end up being a pleasant surprise.

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my body is a temple.
my mind is the universe.
my soul is the goodness of Being.

this is it.

I only write like this because it's the only way I stay humble, as who i am relates to my place in existence. I try to love everything in the right manner, give attention to other beings in the right amount, and always strive to be fair.

I also love sucking cock.

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to the guy who posted "i did the same thing to my girlfriends vagina ^^" Listen here you son of a bitch, you don't respect your girlfriend and you don't deserve to have a girlfriend. Posting shit like that, what the fuck is wrong with you, you perverted motherfucker. The world doesn't need fucks like you, go fucking die

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You may think it’s a joke, but it seriously is a guy spreading ass… if you can’t see it, you need to find out how to look at this kind of pics.

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“The rest of his films rival diarrhea and Hitler …”: Sense of proportion FAIL.

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I'm do not mean to offend gun owners as I was in ROTC and own a gun myself. I'm like Michael Moore. A gun owner...but with real lady boobs. :-)

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i 4 one have a lil cousin with down syndrome but im not gonna get offended because there is other things to take a stand 4 A LOT more things more important!! i like sara i loooove Seth and i LLOOVVEE POP CULTURE! just enjoy it people they are joking, its 2010 live a little.

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Has anyone looked closely at this movie poster? What the hell is going on?! Why are his nipples so far down on his body? Here is an accurate diagram to illustrate the precise distance of those nipples.

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Up until a few years ago, I thought I was all smart for knowing what nobody else saw; that Robin Williams is fucking annoying. Was my impression of what people thought wrong all along?

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It's OK to make a joke about the sketchy disappearance of the actor who played "Boner" on TV's Growing Pains. You're not an "insensitive monster", you're human

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Not sure why that comment hit my funny bone so hard! Perhaps because the concept of a dog, the most honest, true and loyal companion on this planet, selling out it's owner is just so incredibly inconceivable!

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I, for one, do not see how prostitutes are patriotic, and thought that the comparison between Al Gore and Mount Pinatubo forced and unconvincing.

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'Hot Tub Time Machine' Writer Comes Forward, Explains Himself

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So if your parents take all your money, you have the right to beat other people up?

You and gary both need punted like a football...straight 2 hell!

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Apologize, then throw yourself under the bus dirt ball!

After you pay back the old man.

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Does it really matter? This person spent thousands of dollars to be a librarian. You should take a $ 100 bill and burn it. Then remind her that she did this hundreds of times before to get to this place. A real friend would have said WAKE UP

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Whale Tart says:

I have an obnoxious nephew and most of the time I just want to give him a slap.

Ok, so you can't gift wrap a slap, so maybe just buy him a really big card and write down all the adjectives that you associate him with, you are in a loose loose situation anyway and sometimes people just need to know that they matter.

It is the cheapest gift but also the most touching, I did the A to Z for my child after she graduated, it was dead easy, I googled adjectives and from A to Z only wrote down the ones that were true to her and then wrote a note telling her how much I enjoyed having her in my life, it was a gift from the heart not from the wallet.