nydailynews.com
omg...is that the violated donkey? they shouldn't be showing a picture of a sexual assault victim.
avclub.com
My question is, why would they be chanting "plates, plates, plates" rather than "ham, ham, ham"? Stupid Canadians.
avclub.com
It's possible that my position on this matter will become clearer through analogy. Like if there was a band and all their songs were about soup. Now I like a good soup (almost as much as I like to party), but in a band I can only tolerate three, maybe four songs about soup. Maybe if a band released a concept album about soup, then I could get behind that too, but you get what I'm driving at. If this band had too many songs about soup, or if all their songs were about soup and the songs were all called things like 'Let's Get Wet With Soup', 'Souper Trooper', 'Souper Man', and 'The Soup Soup Song' eventually they would run out of meaningful things to say about soup, and while it would eventually become obvious that to only sing songs about soup was supposed in itself to be a statement, perhaps their purely soup-based subject matter would get a bit thin or even a little cloying and I'd be like, 'Hey, I get that you like soup, but what about exploring other avenues, or even write a song that was ambiguous in its feelings about soup. Hell, you could even write a song that looked at some of the more negative aspects about soup instead of being so relentlessly pro-soup all the time since while soup is good, man cannot live on soup alone. Sometimes a guy just wants a sandwich, and that's not a slight against soup, just a wish for variety because if you have it all the time then you forget what makes soup so special.' And it's really the same with Andrew W.K.
buzzfeed.com
First of all - no, American kids are not 'much better looking' as someone said. Kids look weird, lanky, wonky and off-kilter.
avclub.com
Fuck that Fireflies song. I wish that guy WOULD get a thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs, because I bet it's pretty uncomfortable and creepy.
answers.yahoo.com
Q: Do black people like cats?
A: people have they own views on black cats my thinking is (and yes i do LOVE cats!) is that they cant help what colour they are they are all made the same inside just like people i dont see any different with them!
Source(s):
MY BRAIN AND HEART
A: people have they own views on black cats my thinking is (and yes i do LOVE cats!) is that they cant help what colour they are they are all made the same inside just like people i dont see any different with them!
Source(s):
MY BRAIN AND HEART
topix.com
What's next? Shall we find some sinister hatred in Mediterranean cuisine's relative lack of root vegetables?
It's all SO bogus and shameful!!
It's all SO bogus and shameful!!
pcgamer.com
Sexchange is useful for when you have an arrow that won't go away. I used it when there was an arrow stuck in my penis.
tomshardware.com
this is lopli321 from youtube.
Someone called me from restricted and accused me of some filthy sex acts with their daughter. I've never even been with anyone and dunno who it was, it was someone with a raspy voice talking in a Jersey accent. They called back again but this time pretending to be foreign
Someone called me from restricted and accused me of some filthy sex acts with their daughter. I've never even been with anyone and dunno who it was, it was someone with a raspy voice talking in a Jersey accent. They called back again but this time pretending to be foreign
http://phoenixandolivebranch.wordpress.com/
So true! I feel like no matter how hard I try, I will never be good enough and I’m just going to always be trashy and useless.
delicioustacos.com
How “useful” you are to men — whatever that means — shouldn’t determine whether you kill yourself. DT has a tendency for exaggeration. What he’s saying is, as an older woman, you’ll never be attractive to men. Older women are less attractive than younger ones, period. While this is (mostly) true, this doesn’t mean you can’t lead a meaningful existence. Sex is important, but it’s one of many important things. So as an older woman, what do you do? You develop hobbies, interests, etc. so you have things other than sex to base meaningful interpersonal relationships on. You’ll never be sexy again, but whatever.
wiki.answers.com; youtube.com; answers.yahoo.com
Can a moose be gay?
In: Moose
[answer]
Of course they can be gay (queer). You probably wont see them that often, but some probably are. Think of all of the people in the world. Their has to be at least on gay moose hunter out of all of the people in the world. I doubt you'll ever run into one, but I bet you anything they exist. Because think about it, when you see a male that is queer, is he usually looking at 30-06 rifle to take down some moose, or is he looking in the clothing section and jewelry section. Most queers aren't ''manly.'' Wouldn't it be a bit odd if your wife was manly? Watched Spike, wore boots all the time, chewed tobacco, etc.? I'm not saying you have to do all those things to be "manly", but just consider it. Bottom line is, I doubt a lot of gay guys hunt moose, but their probably is some somewhere.
[answer]
It's a theoretical possibility. Nobody's perfect.
In: Moose
[question]
Do you think some moose hunters are gay?[answer]
Of course they can be gay (queer). You probably wont see them that often, but some probably are. Think of all of the people in the world. Their has to be at least on gay moose hunter out of all of the people in the world. I doubt you'll ever run into one, but I bet you anything they exist. Because think about it, when you see a male that is queer, is he usually looking at 30-06 rifle to take down some moose, or is he looking in the clothing section and jewelry section. Most queers aren't ''manly.'' Wouldn't it be a bit odd if your wife was manly? Watched Spike, wore boots all the time, chewed tobacco, etc.? I'm not saying you have to do all those things to be "manly", but just consider it. Bottom line is, I doubt a lot of gay guys hunt moose, but their probably is some somewhere.
It's a theoretical possibility. Nobody's perfect.
[redacted]
Go into your hotel room and find her on your bed. She is out cold,
Do whatever you want.
Interesting scenario isn't it.
Do whatever you want.
Interesting scenario isn't it.
slate.com
Re: Twit For Tat. by kati 06/09/2009, 10:59 AM
LOL!
Re: Twit For Tat. by chuckz 06/09/2009, 11:21 AM
kati, did you really laugh out loud?
Re: Twit For Tat. by kati 06/10/2009, 1:12 AM
Chuck, you got me there. I was lying. Actually I was going hi hi to myself, which is French for Ha ha, I might actually have been snickering, which is the same in both languages and perhaps all languages. Hi Hi/ Ha Ha is what my generation used to write when something funny came their way but I was just trying to pretend to be cool......
LOL!
Re: Twit For Tat. by chuckz 06/09/2009, 11:21 AM
kati, did you really laugh out loud?
Re: Twit For Tat. by kati 06/10/2009, 1:12 AM
Chuck, you got me there. I was lying. Actually I was going hi hi to myself, which is French for Ha ha, I might actually have been snickering, which is the same in both languages and perhaps all languages. Hi Hi/ Ha Ha is what my generation used to write when something funny came their way but I was just trying to pretend to be cool......
[lost]
Future generations simply won't have that hangup - most likely because something like Dora the Explorer or Backyardigans or whatever will never be "forgotten", and Internet memes and cosplay and YouTube will completely drain nostalgia of all of its Proustian power.
[lost]
It's a puzzle game about cloning yourself in order to get pies, and the story is told to you only through goofy poems. If that game takes itself too seriously then the writer must go insane with rage over super mario and it's ham-fisted criticism of the bush administration.
wikipedia.org
In 2006 John Dandois, Media Arts Group executive, recounted a story that on one occasion ("about six years ago") Kinkade became drunk at a Siegfried & Roy magic show in Las Vegas and began shouting "Codpiece! Codpiece!" at the performers. Eventually he was calmed by his mother.[27]
thoughtcatalog.com
Hey, I just moved to Portland and was hoping to relate to your post but nope - I did not.
[lost]
Richard wrote:
This tree was alive when Moses lead Israel out of Egypt. It survived a lot of history, but could not survive 2012.
Adam from Texas wrote:
I bet it was arson, carried out by the worlds 6th oldest tree looking to move up the oldest tree list.
This tree was alive when Moses lead Israel out of Egypt. It survived a lot of history, but could not survive 2012.
Adam from Texas wrote:
I bet it was arson, carried out by the worlds 6th oldest tree looking to move up the oldest tree list.
okcupid.com
I spend a lot of time thinking about
linguistics, earthquakes, narrative, pigeonholes, brain fog, lyricism, desire, graded membership, intersectionality, trajectories, frequencies, macro stuff, micro stuff
You should message me if
I am not expecting to want a monogamous relationship now, but I'm also not interested in blithely fucking the shapes of people's bodies. Shapes are exciting, but it's really the energy that runs through the shapes, right? I don't think that's a head-in-the-clouds thing to say. It's the difference between filling a balloon with air, helium, Tapatio sauce or loose stool. If we can share something full and exciting, then that's fantastic, even if we just talk about stuff, whether it's sexual or not. I thought the 'friend' part of okcupid was dumb at first but now I like it because just because you meet someone amazing doesn't mean you have to wipe your body all over them. No point ruling it out though. Oh fuck these text fields that we fill out on the internet. I have no idea how I am coming off.
linguistics, earthquakes, narrative, pigeonholes, brain fog, lyricism, desire, graded membership, intersectionality, trajectories, frequencies, macro stuff, micro stuff
You should message me if
I am not expecting to want a monogamous relationship now, but I'm also not interested in blithely fucking the shapes of people's bodies. Shapes are exciting, but it's really the energy that runs through the shapes, right? I don't think that's a head-in-the-clouds thing to say. It's the difference between filling a balloon with air, helium, Tapatio sauce or loose stool. If we can share something full and exciting, then that's fantastic, even if we just talk about stuff, whether it's sexual or not. I thought the 'friend' part of okcupid was dumb at first but now I like it because just because you meet someone amazing doesn't mean you have to wipe your body all over them. No point ruling it out though. Oh fuck these text fields that we fill out on the internet. I have no idea how I am coming off.
takepart.com
If that's with ketchup, then politically, she's had her veggies. I imagine a walk through the chicken plant and a trip to Somalia would dispel her Asperger's and any other first-world syndrome that is making her sit there stupidly smiling over deep-fried offal.
takepart.com
I have a simple solution to the problem. Funny I should say "solution," because that's first thing You do, prepare & bottle a solution, then strap Her down to a Big Solid Table. Then You proceed to insert a tube into Her Nose & down into Her Stomach, then attach the Bottle of Solution to it & Invert & Hang the Bottle so it will drain into Her. Repeat as needed! It's called Tube Feeding. Let Her stay Strapped Down & enjoy the Digestion. Who knows it might even wipe stupid grin off of Her Face!
takepart.com
I can guarantee that this story is fake. This is another sad attempt to find glory and fame. In this world of Reality Shows and Instant Fame; stories like this should be taken with a grain of salt. Yes I do think this story is full of bullshit and chicken!!
wikipedia.org
The death test might be seen by some individuals as a friendly reminder that life is slipping away. [citation needed]
clubfly.com
Being NEW to town I stumbled into this DUMP. Horrible service, and was assaulted by the janitor. Welcome to Portland!
800notes.com
855-384-5008
I JUST GOT THE SAME CALL, I AM GLAD I CHECK THE 855 NUMBER, IT'S A SCAM. THE GUY SOUND SO CONVINCING, LIKE IF HE KNOWS THE OWNER OF THE COMPANY. WHAT A WAY TO MAKE MONEY. THE GIRL SOUND SWEET, BUT PROBLABLY FAT...
I JUST GOT THE SAME CALL, I AM GLAD I CHECK THE 855 NUMBER, IT'S A SCAM. THE GUY SOUND SO CONVINCING, LIKE IF HE KNOWS THE OWNER OF THE COMPANY. WHAT A WAY TO MAKE MONEY. THE GIRL SOUND SWEET, BUT PROBLABLY FAT...
reddit.com
Well, her body is a rainbow with legs and a unicorn (horse) head. I think you should really analyze what part of that is attractive to you.
avclub.com
Yes! I remember my dad parking his boat to dock at a bar that was on the lake and the song was playing. Everyone on the goddamn dance floor was doing the dinosaur. It's one of my fondest boating memories.
youtube.com
so apparently the term "blow job" is not allowed as a comment. Disappointing and a little pathetic on youtube's behalf.
wikipedia.org
In 2008, photographer Michael von Gimbut emphasized that his wife, the model's mother and sister and three female assistants had been present during the shooting and stated "We loved and protected children and did not sleep with them" ("Wir liebten und beschützten die Kinder damals und schliefen nicht mit ihnen").
mnn.com
Update: Discovery News is now unsure if the story is real and wondering if they were duped. It reminds us of this "Yes Men" poop burger hoax.
news.yahoo.com
Here's some suggestions for future restaurant name changes:
SubWaste
Crap in the Box
Poopy Tuesdays
Red Plopster
@#$%-Out Burger
PopBrownEye's
T.G.I.Fecals
Pooters
Orange Poolius
TurdBurger King
Rectals Pretzels
Benihanus
Cinnabum
Crapplebee's
Long Brown Slivers
SubWaste
Crap in the Box
Poopy Tuesdays
Red Plopster
@#$%-Out Burger
PopBrownEye's
T.G.I.Fecals
Pooters
Orange Poolius
TurdBurger King
Rectals Pretzels
Benihanus
Cinnabum
Crapplebee's
Long Brown Slivers
imdb.com
A 'heh', or a 'hah' is really where most of the audience response is, with the occasional 'hahaha' at several slightly more humorous gags
npr.org
What people don't get is that the planet can be visually amazing if you get up early to take pictures in incredibly wild and exotic places.
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