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Here is a Gold mine of black heads, rare and very big black heads on nose, known as solar comedones, being extracted out of nose by me with the help of comedone extractor, you can see they are coming out of nose, while extracting one of them dropped on ground, where a molluscs was waiting for licking it. We have shown the pits, the wells on nose from where we have dug the black heads. We can say that this is going to be one of the best black head video ever. We tried to squeeze them out with out fingers but unable to do so, so we took the help of magic stick to remove them. Finally we crushed them under slides and seen them under microscope. So here is one more video to quinch your thirst of popping the zits. We have the informed consent form candidate to be shown here. Thanks for you love and affection shown to our channel.

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Would it be as appetizing if I told you that polar bears are actually drowning because the ice floes are melting and they don't have nearly as much solid ground to hunt/mate as they used to? Just kidding that curry looks really good.

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It is impossible for me to watch this without crying! I wanna punch that fat ass toothless blonde bitch inn keeper in the face.

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  • yo homie, please cover MF DOOM - QUESTIONMARK yo..do it for me mang, i got cancer

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Some good news has come out of a tough news day. Hailey Roser, the 4-year-old cancer patient at Froedtert who is a huge Justin Bieber fan, was supposed to meet the superstar singer at the BMO Harris Bradley Center.

Then, the lockdown came after the shooting, and there was question as to whether they would meet.

They met.

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That is one ghetto ass candy corn

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All those who fought for equality would be ashamed. Rosa Parks sat in a bus seat, not threw it across a restaurant.

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Actually, people did wear underwear all throughout the Middle Ages, it's well documented. Granted, they weren't all stretchy and form fitting, but they weren't peeling their sack off their thighs all summer either.

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I MEAN FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE, WEAK-ASS BABY JAWS ARE NOT GOING TO GUM THEIR WAY THROUGH A FUCKING UTERUS!

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all teenage girls love these and the other pumpkin creatures

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Avclub really needs to do a hentai primer, bible black certainly has the highest quality penis animation for shemale "futanari" women but Angel Blade is my favorite because of the playfulness. Would definitely have "space pirate sera" as my number 1 if it wasn't pixellated, the part where they can't stop ejaculating at the masquearade ball is a gem, Discode is nice, especially the scene where she jerks off in the girls washroom and the next day at school everyone is talking about how some pervert has been masturbating in the womens bathroom and she just blushes and stares at the floor, shame about the low penis quality.

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Numerous hairy seeds are encapsulated in a slimy mucilage.

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It could be a line from a movie, but not one I've seen. It's a real question, which then determines whether I'll let you fart in my face or not.

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I will admit my own damn self into an assisted living facility before I would let ANY of my children take care of me. I only have a three year old right now, but color me skeptical.

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Oh great. Now I get to wonder if the time I spent taking care of my dying mother stressed her out. Thanks, Science!

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omg...is that the violated donkey? they shouldn't be showing a picture of a sexual assault victim.

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My question is, why would they be chanting "plates, plates, plates" rather than "ham, ham, ham"? Stupid Canadians.

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It's possible that my position on this matter will become clearer through analogy. Like if there was a band and all their songs were about soup. Now I like a good soup (almost as much as I like to party), but in a band I can only tolerate three, maybe four songs about soup. Maybe if a band released a concept album about soup, then I could get behind that too, but you get what I'm driving at. If this band had too many songs about soup, or if all their songs were about soup and the songs were all called things like 'Let's Get Wet With Soup', 'Souper Trooper', 'Souper Man', and 'The Soup Soup Song' eventually they would run out of meaningful things to say about soup, and while it would eventually become obvious that to only sing songs about soup was supposed in itself to be a statement, perhaps their purely soup-based subject matter would get a bit thin or even a little cloying and I'd be like, 'Hey, I get that you like soup, but what about exploring other avenues, or even write a song that was ambiguous in its feelings about soup. Hell, you could even write a song that looked at some of the more negative aspects about soup instead of being so relentlessly pro-soup all the time since while soup is good, man cannot live on soup alone. Sometimes a guy just wants a sandwich, and that's not a slight against soup, just a wish for variety because if you have it all the time then you forget what makes soup so special.' And it's really the same with Andrew W.K.

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First of all - no, American kids are not 'much better looking' as someone said. Kids look weird, lanky, wonky and off-kilter.

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Retractable spikes are the balltaps of the open road.

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Fuck that Fireflies song. I wish that guy WOULD get a thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs, because I bet it's pretty uncomfortable and creepy.

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Q: Do black people like cats?

A: people have they own views on black cats my thinking is (and yes i do LOVE cats!) is that they cant help what colour they are they are all made the same inside just like people i dont see any different with them!

Source(s):
MY BRAIN AND HEART

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What's next? Shall we find some sinister hatred in Mediterranean cuisine's relative lack of root vegetables?

It's all SO bogus and shameful!!

pcgamer.com

Sexchange is useful for when you have an arrow that won't go away. I used it when there was an arrow stuck in my penis.

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this is lopli321 from youtube.

Someone called me from restricted and accused me of some filthy sex acts with their daughter. I've never even been with anyone and dunno who it was, it was someone with a raspy voice talking in a Jersey accent. They called back again but this time pretending to be foreign

http://phoenixandolivebranch.wordpress.com/

So true! I feel like no matter how hard I try, I will never be good enough and I’m just going to always be trashy and useless.

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How “useful” you are to men — whatever that means — shouldn’t determine whether you kill yourself. DT has a tendency for exaggeration. What he’s saying is, as an older woman, you’ll never be attractive to men. Older women are less attractive than younger ones, period. While this is (mostly) true, this doesn’t mean you can’t lead a meaningful existence. Sex is important, but it’s one of many important things. So as an older woman, what do you do? You develop hobbies, interests, etc. so you have things other than sex to base meaningful interpersonal relationships on. You’ll never be sexy again, but whatever.

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Can a moose be gay?

In: Moose

[question]
Do you think some moose hunters are gay?

[answer]
Of course they can be gay (queer). You probably wont see them that often, but some probably are. Think of all of the people in the world. Their has to be at least on gay moose hunter out of all of the people in the world. I doubt you'll ever run into one, but I bet you anything they exist. Because think about it, when you see a male that is queer, is he usually looking at 30-06 rifle to take down some moose, or is he looking in the clothing section and jewelry section. Most queers aren't ''manly.'' Wouldn't it be a bit odd if your wife was manly? Watched Spike, wore boots all the time, chewed tobacco, etc.? I'm not saying you have to do all those things to be "manly", but just consider it. Bottom line is, I doubt a lot of gay guys hunt moose, but their probably is some somewhere.

[answer]
It's a theoretical possibility. Nobody's perfect.

[redacted]

Go into your hotel room and find her on your bed. She is out cold,

Do whatever you want.

Interesting scenario isn't it.

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Re: Twit For Tat. by kati 06/09/2009, 10:59 AM
LOL!

Re: Twit For Tat. by chuckz 06/09/2009, 11:21 AM
kati, did you really laugh out loud?

Re: Twit For Tat. by kati 06/10/2009, 1:12 AM
Chuck, you got me there. I was lying. Actually I was going hi hi to myself, which is French for Ha ha, I might actually have been snickering, which is the same in both languages and perhaps all languages. Hi Hi/ Ha Ha is what my generation used to write when something funny came their way but I was just trying to pretend to be cool......

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Future generations simply won't have that hangup - most likely because something like Dora the Explorer or Backyardigans or whatever will never be "forgotten", and Internet memes and cosplay and YouTube will completely drain nostalgia of all of its Proustian power.

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It's a puzzle game about cloning yourself in order to get pies, and the story is told to you only through goofy poems. If that game takes itself too seriously then the writer must go insane with rage over super mario and it's ham-fisted criticism of the bush administration.

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In 2006 John Dandois, Media Arts Group executive, recounted a story that on one occasion ("about six years ago") Kinkade became drunk at a Siegfried & Roy magic show in Las Vegas and began shouting "Codpiece! Codpiece!" at the performers. Eventually he was calmed by his mother.[27]

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Wow, people should fish the bees out of their panties and get over this game.

thoughtcatalog.com

Hey, I just moved to Portland and was hoping to relate to your post but nope - I did not.

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Richard wrote:
This tree was alive when Moses lead Israel out of Egypt. It survived a lot of history, but could not survive 2012.

Adam from Texas wrote:
I bet it was arson, carried out by the worlds 6th oldest tree looking to move up the oldest tree list.

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this is blowing my mind and im too stoned to write why

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If you're gonna do a video like this then for the love of god, LET THAT WEDGIE RIDE!!

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BE HONEST...HOW MANY DIFFERENT MEN'S ASSHOLES HAS YOUR CHIN BEARD TICKLED?

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I spend a lot of time thinking about

linguistics, earthquakes, narrative, pigeonholes, brain fog, lyricism, desire, graded membership, intersectionality, trajectories, frequencies, macro stuff, micro stuff

You should message me if

I am not expecting to want a monogamous relationship now, but I'm also not interested in blithely fucking the shapes of people's bodies. Shapes are exciting, but it's really the energy that runs through the shapes, right? I don't think that's a head-in-the-clouds thing to say. It's the difference between filling a balloon with air, helium, Tapatio sauce or loose stool. If we can share something full and exciting, then that's fantastic, even if we just talk about stuff, whether it's sexual or not. I thought the 'friend' part of okcupid was dumb at first but now I like it because just because you meet someone amazing doesn't mean you have to wipe your body all over them. No point ruling it out though. Oh fuck these text fields that we fill out on the internet. I have no idea how I am coming off.

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who cares if theyre not very good?
they got boobs and legs.

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If that's with ketchup, then politically, she's had her veggies. I imagine a walk through the chicken plant and a trip to Somalia would dispel her Asperger's and any other first-world syndrome that is making her sit there stupidly smiling over deep-fried offal.

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I have a simple solution to the problem. Funny I should say "solution," because that's first thing You do, prepare & bottle a solution, then strap Her down to a Big Solid Table. Then You proceed to insert a tube into Her Nose & down into Her Stomach, then attach the Bottle of Solution to it & Invert & Hang the Bottle so it will drain into Her. Repeat as needed! It's called Tube Feeding. Let Her stay Strapped Down & enjoy the Digestion. Who knows it might even wipe stupid grin off of Her Face!

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I can guarantee that this story is fake. This is another sad attempt to find glory and fame. In this world of Reality Shows and Instant Fame; stories like this should be taken with a grain of salt. Yes I do think this story is full of bullshit and chicken!!

thinkprogress.org

Here is a picture of the family’s murdered cat:

answers.yahoo.com

The gas and blurping is not a reason to think you have HIV.

wikipedia.org

The death test might be seen by some individuals as a friendly reminder that life is slipping away. [citation needed]

clubfly.com

Being NEW to town I stumbled into this DUMP. Horrible service, and was assaulted by the janitor. Welcome to Portland!

amazon.com

If you like this book, you know what kind of person you are. Everyone else does too.

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