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i really need to find something i enjoy doing as much as this guy enjoys running around his backyard cutting up cardboard boxes with a sword.
www.kgw.com
"This is a very complex investigation that has taken us a year to investigate because we are dealing with Internet crimes and when the Internet is involved, people are using computer names," said Sgt. Bob Ray.
wisebread.com
I don't suppose there's a spreadsheet that puts these facts into easily sortable columns...
nytimes.com
“They were a bunch of good kids,” he said. “You see them on their little skateboards in their tight pants.”
answers.yahoo.com
I'm drawing a blank on this one
If you were a mute it would be hard to become famous
If you were a mute it would be hard to become famous
imdb.com
See, Goofy wasn't acting like a dog because he was a dog.
Goofy was acting like a dog because he LOVED acting like a dog.
The leash, the dog bone, the collar, the spankings, being on all fours, being forcibly washed naked in public, the frolicking licking licking licking.
Woof woof.
Think of the Folsom Street Fair, but all year long.
Filthy sweaty smelly naked-on-all-fours; ALL YEAR LONG.
Look back in horror and nurse that anger.
Goofy was acting like a dog because he LOVED acting like a dog.
The leash, the dog bone, the collar, the spankings, being on all fours, being forcibly washed naked in public, the frolicking licking licking licking.
Woof woof.
Think of the Folsom Street Fair, but all year long.
Filthy sweaty smelly naked-on-all-fours; ALL YEAR LONG.
Look back in horror and nurse that anger.
imdb.com
Cows are females. Cows have udders with 4 teats.
Cow-boys being actual bovines implies COW(female bovine)+BOYS(male human-hybird bovine) = Hermaphrodite humanoid cattle.
What always bothered me was the COWgirls of Moo Mesa.
Two breasts = 2 udders per female humanoid cow chest.
2 udders per chest + 4 teats = 8 teats per femanoid bovine woman.
(Note also that male humans have nonfunctional nipples, which implies naturally that a bare-chested male "Cow"boy would also have 4 nonfunctional finger-length teats).
I could go further with the issues of the male humanoid cattle having pants too tight to fit functional organs, but I will leave that task to the "RULE 34" gang in illustrating that concept.
I figure the leather chaps (made usually from tanned bovine flesh) would be derived from the way-too-normal-sized horses that the humanoid-bovine monsters ride (to their premature deaths). Given that the average bovine bull weight is 2700 lbs and the average carrying capacity of a normal horse is much less than the weight of an adult bull, well, it just gets messy after that.
Large, heavy horses, weighing from 1,500 to 2,000 pounds (680 to 910 kg).
The average horse can carry up to approximately 30% of its body weight.
http://www.answers.com/topic/horses-in-warfare-1#ixzz1dFjpv78s
Thusly a Moo Mesa horse (being generous)would be capable of a load of 2000 lb horse x 30% = 600 lbs in full gallop and tasked with long-distance riding of toting 2700 lbs on its back over uneven ground and leaping. So maybe gravity is hopefully much less in Moo Mesa (although that does not eliminate the whole "starting acceleration mass issue".
I was only 23 when that cartoon came out, but those issues bugged me long before the whole "Furry Fetish" movement took off like wildfire with the Internet.
avclub.com
Oh, OK. Well if she's cool with it, I can stop pretending. OK, everyone, who are your top 5 cunty bitches you would like to hate fuck the most?
wikipedia.org
Robert Abele's review of The Brothers Bloom for the Los Angeles Times criticized Brody for over-moping.
reddit.com
Can't say I'm still not a little peeved about what happened, but I feel like to show my son that I am too upset might be damaging right now. I think we just need to find out why he thought this was ok. As for the brush handle, some of you bring up a good point. I should ask him to throw whichever brush that is away.
reddit.com
Black isn't bad per se. Moroccan oil cured olives are darker than Wesley Snipes and taste great.
avclub.com
How does a movie about ice get a PG-13? Does one of the melting glaciers melt into the shape of "FUCK"?
youtube.com
Here is a Gold mine of black heads, rare and very big black heads on nose, known as solar comedones, being extracted out of nose by me with the help of comedone extractor, you can see they are coming out of nose, while extracting one of them dropped on ground, where a molluscs was waiting for licking it. We have shown the pits, the wells on nose from where we have dug the black heads. We can say that this is going to be one of the best black head video ever. We tried to squeeze them out with out fingers but unable to do so, so we took the help of magic stick to remove them. Finally we crushed them under slides and seen them under microscope. So here is one more video to quinch your thirst of popping the zits. We have the informed consent form candidate to be shown here. Thanks for you love and affection shown to our channel.
reddit.com
Would it be as appetizing if I told you that polar bears are actually drowning because the ice floes are melting and they don't have nearly as much solid ground to hunt/mate as they used to? Just kidding that curry looks really good.
youtube.com
It is impossible for me to watch this without crying! I wanna punch that fat ass toothless blonde bitch inn keeper in the face.
620wtmj.com
Some good news has come out of a tough news day. Hailey Roser, the 4-year-old cancer patient at Froedtert who is a huge Justin Bieber fan, was supposed to meet the superstar singer at the BMO Harris Bradley Center.
Then, the lockdown came after the shooting, and there was question as to whether they would meet.
They met.
Then, the lockdown came after the shooting, and there was question as to whether they would meet.
They met.
youtube.com
All those who fought for equality would be ashamed. Rosa Parks sat in a bus seat, not threw it across a restaurant.
reddit.com
Actually, people did wear underwear all throughout the Middle Ages, it's well documented. Granted, they weren't all stretchy and form fitting, but they weren't peeling their sack off their thighs all summer either.
avclub.com
I MEAN FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE, WEAK-ASS BABY JAWS ARE NOT GOING TO GUM THEIR WAY THROUGH A FUCKING UTERUS!
avclub.com
Avclub really needs to do a hentai primer, bible black certainly has the highest quality penis animation for shemale "futanari" women but Angel Blade is my favorite because of the playfulness. Would definitely have "space pirate sera" as my number 1 if it wasn't pixellated, the part where they can't stop ejaculating at the masquearade ball is a gem, Discode is nice, especially the scene where she jerks off in the girls washroom and the next day at school everyone is talking about how some pervert has been masturbating in the womens bathroom and she just blushes and stares at the floor, shame about the low penis quality.
avclub.com
It could be a line from a movie, but not one I've seen. It's a real question, which then determines whether I'll let you fart in my face or not.
jezebel.com
I will admit my own damn self into an assisted living facility before I would let ANY of my children take care of me. I only have a three year old right now, but color me skeptical.
jezebel.com
Oh great. Now I get to wonder if the time I spent taking care of my dying mother stressed her out. Thanks, Science!
nydailynews.com
omg...is that the violated donkey? they shouldn't be showing a picture of a sexual assault victim.
avclub.com
My question is, why would they be chanting "plates, plates, plates" rather than "ham, ham, ham"? Stupid Canadians.
avclub.com
It's possible that my position on this matter will become clearer through analogy. Like if there was a band and all their songs were about soup. Now I like a good soup (almost as much as I like to party), but in a band I can only tolerate three, maybe four songs about soup. Maybe if a band released a concept album about soup, then I could get behind that too, but you get what I'm driving at. If this band had too many songs about soup, or if all their songs were about soup and the songs were all called things like 'Let's Get Wet With Soup', 'Souper Trooper', 'Souper Man', and 'The Soup Soup Song' eventually they would run out of meaningful things to say about soup, and while it would eventually become obvious that to only sing songs about soup was supposed in itself to be a statement, perhaps their purely soup-based subject matter would get a bit thin or even a little cloying and I'd be like, 'Hey, I get that you like soup, but what about exploring other avenues, or even write a song that was ambiguous in its feelings about soup. Hell, you could even write a song that looked at some of the more negative aspects about soup instead of being so relentlessly pro-soup all the time since while soup is good, man cannot live on soup alone. Sometimes a guy just wants a sandwich, and that's not a slight against soup, just a wish for variety because if you have it all the time then you forget what makes soup so special.' And it's really the same with Andrew W.K.
buzzfeed.com
First of all - no, American kids are not 'much better looking' as someone said. Kids look weird, lanky, wonky and off-kilter.
avclub.com
Fuck that Fireflies song. I wish that guy WOULD get a thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs, because I bet it's pretty uncomfortable and creepy.
answers.yahoo.com
Q: Do black people like cats?
A: people have they own views on black cats my thinking is (and yes i do LOVE cats!) is that they cant help what colour they are they are all made the same inside just like people i dont see any different with them!
Source(s):
MY BRAIN AND HEART
A: people have they own views on black cats my thinking is (and yes i do LOVE cats!) is that they cant help what colour they are they are all made the same inside just like people i dont see any different with them!
Source(s):
MY BRAIN AND HEART
topix.com
What's next? Shall we find some sinister hatred in Mediterranean cuisine's relative lack of root vegetables?
It's all SO bogus and shameful!!
It's all SO bogus and shameful!!
pcgamer.com
Sexchange is useful for when you have an arrow that won't go away. I used it when there was an arrow stuck in my penis.
tomshardware.com
this is lopli321 from youtube.
Someone called me from restricted and accused me of some filthy sex acts with their daughter. I've never even been with anyone and dunno who it was, it was someone with a raspy voice talking in a Jersey accent. They called back again but this time pretending to be foreign
Someone called me from restricted and accused me of some filthy sex acts with their daughter. I've never even been with anyone and dunno who it was, it was someone with a raspy voice talking in a Jersey accent. They called back again but this time pretending to be foreign
http://phoenixandolivebranch.wordpress.com/
So true! I feel like no matter how hard I try, I will never be good enough and I’m just going to always be trashy and useless.
delicioustacos.com
How “useful” you are to men — whatever that means — shouldn’t determine whether you kill yourself. DT has a tendency for exaggeration. What he’s saying is, as an older woman, you’ll never be attractive to men. Older women are less attractive than younger ones, period. While this is (mostly) true, this doesn’t mean you can’t lead a meaningful existence. Sex is important, but it’s one of many important things. So as an older woman, what do you do? You develop hobbies, interests, etc. so you have things other than sex to base meaningful interpersonal relationships on. You’ll never be sexy again, but whatever.
wiki.answers.com; youtube.com; answers.yahoo.com
Can a moose be gay?
In: Moose
[answer]
Of course they can be gay (queer). You probably wont see them that often, but some probably are. Think of all of the people in the world. Their has to be at least on gay moose hunter out of all of the people in the world. I doubt you'll ever run into one, but I bet you anything they exist. Because think about it, when you see a male that is queer, is he usually looking at 30-06 rifle to take down some moose, or is he looking in the clothing section and jewelry section. Most queers aren't ''manly.'' Wouldn't it be a bit odd if your wife was manly? Watched Spike, wore boots all the time, chewed tobacco, etc.? I'm not saying you have to do all those things to be "manly", but just consider it. Bottom line is, I doubt a lot of gay guys hunt moose, but their probably is some somewhere.
[answer]
It's a theoretical possibility. Nobody's perfect.
In: Moose
[question]
Do you think some moose hunters are gay?[answer]
Of course they can be gay (queer). You probably wont see them that often, but some probably are. Think of all of the people in the world. Their has to be at least on gay moose hunter out of all of the people in the world. I doubt you'll ever run into one, but I bet you anything they exist. Because think about it, when you see a male that is queer, is he usually looking at 30-06 rifle to take down some moose, or is he looking in the clothing section and jewelry section. Most queers aren't ''manly.'' Wouldn't it be a bit odd if your wife was manly? Watched Spike, wore boots all the time, chewed tobacco, etc.? I'm not saying you have to do all those things to be "manly", but just consider it. Bottom line is, I doubt a lot of gay guys hunt moose, but their probably is some somewhere.
It's a theoretical possibility. Nobody's perfect.
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Go into your hotel room and find her on your bed. She is out cold,
Do whatever you want.
Interesting scenario isn't it.
Do whatever you want.
Interesting scenario isn't it.
slate.com
Re: Twit For Tat. by kati 06/09/2009, 10:59 AM
LOL!
Re: Twit For Tat. by chuckz 06/09/2009, 11:21 AM
kati, did you really laugh out loud?
Re: Twit For Tat. by kati 06/10/2009, 1:12 AM
Chuck, you got me there. I was lying. Actually I was going hi hi to myself, which is French for Ha ha, I might actually have been snickering, which is the same in both languages and perhaps all languages. Hi Hi/ Ha Ha is what my generation used to write when something funny came their way but I was just trying to pretend to be cool......
LOL!
Re: Twit For Tat. by chuckz 06/09/2009, 11:21 AM
kati, did you really laugh out loud?
Re: Twit For Tat. by kati 06/10/2009, 1:12 AM
Chuck, you got me there. I was lying. Actually I was going hi hi to myself, which is French for Ha ha, I might actually have been snickering, which is the same in both languages and perhaps all languages. Hi Hi/ Ha Ha is what my generation used to write when something funny came their way but I was just trying to pretend to be cool......
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Future generations simply won't have that hangup - most likely because something like Dora the Explorer or Backyardigans or whatever will never be "forgotten", and Internet memes and cosplay and YouTube will completely drain nostalgia of all of its Proustian power.
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