Charles says:
August 13, 2009 at 1:27 am
While you were making that cute and clever flow chart graphic more innocent, vulnerable and usually sexually abused young girls who didnt get the love they deserved from their parents were sucked into the porn industry that proceeds to get rich off of depraving and debasing them further and letting them know that they are nothing but a piece of meat to be beaten, ripped and torn and infected with STDs until they either commit suicide, die of drug related or health causes surrounded by loveless cruel people who are dead inside already.
It’s so cool and socially acceptable to condone pornography cuz hey it’s on southpark and hollywood has convinced us all that there is nothing wrong with it. They do that for the $ of course.
They never show us the edited out parts of a porn scene where women’s guts are coming out of their vagina, yeast infected vaginas gushing cottage cheese, blood, sperm and vomit all over the floor, drugged girls being beaten and abused out of their minds all so they can get that killer money shot that you just ejaculated to.
Its alot like stopping at a car accident where a woman is lying in the road bleeding to death and deciding to whip out your penis and ejaculate to it.
Thanks for making the world a better place with your cute and clever little website.
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I've been beside myself with glee since discovering this black toilet paper. Being a severe lint-phobe, I've switched all my bulbs to blacklights to root out the last of the specks, but the glaring white of the toilet paper has been the one thorn in my side! Now my toilet paper finally matches the rest of my house...neat lint-free black.
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i ordered the medium size and was very i happy i did, as it is fairly large. i can't imagine how big the marketed large size would be. it's of very good quality, and i have boiled it several times without noticing any type of wear or tear.
i wound say the medium size most resembles what would be used at your ob/gyn (as a general reference).
i wound say the medium size most resembles what would be used at your ob/gyn (as a general reference).
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mike montgomery said...
i think its sad . that the state can burry someone for 750. but it cost us 10 grand.is it just me , but are these prices crazy. there high cause they know people half to burry loved ones period. exploting our loss. nothing wrong with turnign a dollar. but it un resonable.
my other half and i recently had a still born child , right at christmas time. actually the day before. but money was at its tightest . bills behind just to buy christmas for the son we already have. and i was shocked. i couldn't finance any of the cost. nothing . funurl homes dont give many options.
i can finance a playstation but not the cost of my loved ones burriel. a playstion a couple houndred bucks . funual cost 10,000. money up front . its wrong. we had to crap 3,500. for achild not 10 inches long. surly her cost could have been cheaper . no payment option nothing . people make hard times harder . and i feel its wrong . but hey the state dont cost them 10 grand does it , no ! so why should it cost us that much
polly said...
Jews are so disgusting they let their family members rot and starve to death before helping them financially. Many elderly Jews have to eat dog food just to survive.
mike montgomery said...
i think its sad . that the state can burry someone for 750. but it cost us 10 grand.is it just me , but are these prices crazy. there high cause they know people half to burry loved ones period. exploting our loss. nothing wrong with turnign a dollar. but it un resonable.
my other half and i recently had a still born child , right at christmas time. actually the day before. but money was at its tightest . bills behind just to buy christmas for the son we already have. and i was shocked. i couldn't finance any of the cost. nothing . funurl homes dont give many options.
i can finance a playstation but not the cost of my loved ones burriel. a playstion a couple houndred bucks . funual cost 10,000. money up front . its wrong. we had to crap 3,500. for achild not 10 inches long. surly her cost could have been cheaper . no payment option nothing . people make hard times harder . and i feel its wrong . but hey the state dont cost them 10 grand does it , no ! so why should it cost us that much
polly said...
Jews are so disgusting they let their family members rot and starve to death before helping them financially. Many elderly Jews have to eat dog food just to survive.
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"Funny enough to make you laugh at those new Gremlins...", 2 July 2008
10/10
Author: Adam Cooley (polysicsarebest) from Columbus, Indiana
With some of the most hilarious box art I've ever seen and a back cover making references to the Fly and Gremlins, I was expecting a cheap knockoff film... with a cool cover.
Instead, what I got was something that is not only as entertaining as those two films mentioned on the back, it actually might be BETTER than than those two films, combined!
This film is about a fat guy doing experiments, something we've all seen before.
In fact, it starts out just like any other horror-comedy... but quickly turns into some bizarre art film... the whole film kind of turns upside down as we suddenly see eyes through the life of some kind of weird bug, who crawls around and searches out the lab and spits acid at people.
Then, the "film" (with all the plot and such) restarts, and nothing is the same anymore. We see insane penis monsters, people's whole bodies horrifically shoved inside fishbowls, people being violently electrocuted, and more!
There is not a boring moment to bad had, especially when the lead "kamillion" chews up the scenery... this guy looks a really young Bruce Campbell meets a really young Jim Carrey, and he has to be one of the best characters to ever appear in a film.
He just kind of stalks around, killing people for no apparent reason, using his fingers as sharp knives, teleporting all over the place, making his face turn completely blue, and throwing knives into turkeys.
It's worth seeing the film just for this character.
Something for everyone!, 2 July 2008
10/10
Author: lyrch from United States
Kamillions is that rare film that truly offers something for the film fan of every ilk. We have scares that will make you jump right out of your seat, side-splitting laughs, unflinching eroticism, and awe inspiring FX work!
The plot of this film is almost too incredible to be believed!
The box art said that the film reminded one reviewer of Cronenberg's the Fly, but I personally think that this is the superior film by far. Say what you want about Cronenberg's masterpiece of body-horror, I don't recall a religious fanatic being killed by his own penis in THAT picture!
I am giving this film 10 out of a possible 10 stars because it is as close to cinematic perfection as you are likely to see. Catch Kamillions, before they catch you!
Awful! Complete crap!!!, 7 March 2001
1/10
Author: Logan-22 from United States
This movie reeks.
10/10
Author: Adam Cooley (polysicsarebest) from Columbus, Indiana
With some of the most hilarious box art I've ever seen and a back cover making references to the Fly and Gremlins, I was expecting a cheap knockoff film... with a cool cover.
Instead, what I got was something that is not only as entertaining as those two films mentioned on the back, it actually might be BETTER than than those two films, combined!
This film is about a fat guy doing experiments, something we've all seen before.
In fact, it starts out just like any other horror-comedy... but quickly turns into some bizarre art film... the whole film kind of turns upside down as we suddenly see eyes through the life of some kind of weird bug, who crawls around and searches out the lab and spits acid at people.
Then, the "film" (with all the plot and such) restarts, and nothing is the same anymore. We see insane penis monsters, people's whole bodies horrifically shoved inside fishbowls, people being violently electrocuted, and more!
There is not a boring moment to bad had, especially when the lead "kamillion" chews up the scenery... this guy looks a really young Bruce Campbell meets a really young Jim Carrey, and he has to be one of the best characters to ever appear in a film.
He just kind of stalks around, killing people for no apparent reason, using his fingers as sharp knives, teleporting all over the place, making his face turn completely blue, and throwing knives into turkeys.
It's worth seeing the film just for this character.
Something for everyone!, 2 July 2008
10/10
Author: lyrch from United States
Kamillions is that rare film that truly offers something for the film fan of every ilk. We have scares that will make you jump right out of your seat, side-splitting laughs, unflinching eroticism, and awe inspiring FX work!
The plot of this film is almost too incredible to be believed!
The box art said that the film reminded one reviewer of Cronenberg's the Fly, but I personally think that this is the superior film by far. Say what you want about Cronenberg's masterpiece of body-horror, I don't recall a religious fanatic being killed by his own penis in THAT picture!
I am giving this film 10 out of a possible 10 stars because it is as close to cinematic perfection as you are likely to see. Catch Kamillions, before they catch you!
Awful! Complete crap!!!, 7 March 2001
1/10
Author: Logan-22 from United States
This movie reeks.
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joebudgie 06:49:49 PM Jul 31 2009
Reading this article sure was a waste of time. Maybe I should read the comments first. They might help me steer clear of such nonsense.
asigo4you 08:27:15 PM Jul 31 2009
give me a bologna and cheese and i am happy!! !A sandwich can't tell what kind of person you are as much as anything else. YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THE PERSON NOT WHAT THEY EAT
gddoo7 07:45:49 PM Jul 31 2009
Give me a big sourdough with turkey, cheese, bacon, ham, peanut butter, jelly, eggs and anything you can put on it. In other words this article is just another way for AOL to make money. More B.S. DO NOT TELL ME WHAT KIND OF PERSON I AM BECAUSE OF WHAT I EAT. BITCH PLEASE! ! !
straighthoodtea 07:53:17 PM Jul 31 2009
I like chicken salad and tuna salad sandwhiches. Tuna Salad discribes me the most though. =]
dummblondx3333 07:58:25 PM Jul 31 2009
i love chicken . a lot its soo good i like it plain like plainnnnnnnn !
Reading this article sure was a waste of time. Maybe I should read the comments first. They might help me steer clear of such nonsense.
asigo4you 08:27:15 PM Jul 31 2009
give me a bologna and cheese and i am happy!! !A sandwich can't tell what kind of person you are as much as anything else. YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THE PERSON NOT WHAT THEY EAT
gddoo7 07:45:49 PM Jul 31 2009
Give me a big sourdough with turkey, cheese, bacon, ham, peanut butter, jelly, eggs and anything you can put on it. In other words this article is just another way for AOL to make money. More B.S. DO NOT TELL ME WHAT KIND OF PERSON I AM BECAUSE OF WHAT I EAT. BITCH PLEASE! ! !
straighthoodtea 07:53:17 PM Jul 31 2009
I like chicken salad and tuna salad sandwhiches. Tuna Salad discribes me the most though. =]
dummblondx3333 07:58:25 PM Jul 31 2009
i love chicken . a lot its soo good i like it plain like plainnnnnnnn !
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hard2nale 02:18:59 PM Aug 01 2009
Ok.. my boyfriend thought it would be a cute idea to buy me this cookbook called "Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES" for my birthday...seriously- bitchcooks.com. At first, I have to say I loved it. The book was so hilarious and made for a great converstion piece. However, now, whenever he comes over, he keeps saying... "What's for dinner BIT@H?" or "Get in the kitchen, BIT@H, and make me some food"... Yeah.. I'm pretty much over that, so tonight I am gonna make him the dish called 'Bend Me Over Beef' with a side of the 'Eat Me! Eggplant', serve it to him in a dog dish on the floor, and tell him.. "There's your damn dinner. BIT@H!"
Ok.. my boyfriend thought it would be a cute idea to buy me this cookbook called "Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES" for my birthday...seriously- bitchcooks.com. At first, I have to say I loved it. The book was so hilarious and made for a great converstion piece. However, now, whenever he comes over, he keeps saying... "What's for dinner BIT@H?" or "Get in the kitchen, BIT@H, and make me some food"... Yeah.. I'm pretty much over that, so tonight I am gonna make him the dish called 'Bend Me Over Beef' with a side of the 'Eat Me! Eggplant', serve it to him in a dog dish on the floor, and tell him.. "There's your damn dinner. BIT@H!"
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ngoogleh 7-29-2009 @ 2:44PM
What the hell is wrong with people today?! im a guy and im very happy that my name is not some strange word, color or anything else like sue. everyones gotta try n out do everyone else. whats so wrong with guys names like sam, tony, eric and girls names like jackie, katie and tiffany?
Lady MiMi 7-29-2009 @ 2:55PM
okay, seriously dude, jackie comes from jacqueline, which derives from jacques, which is a guys name. Sam can be a girls name (short for samantha) and a guys name (short for samuel, sammy, or plain sam). so get a clue. and most names come from words, messages, colors, or personality. i bet you your name is a name with a history, so shut up, cause you obviously dont know what youre talking about.
Kat 7-29-2009 @ 3:06PM
I wanted to name my son Diamond Marquise (after Lou Diamond Phillips... so Marquise as the shape of a"diamond")... then as the birth time came closer... I started seeing a lot of girls with the name Diamond/Dymond. I didn't want him being teased because of it... so I went Soap Opera & named him: Channing Marquise... so far - I haven't seen any girls with the name Channing... and only one boy with the name Diamond... so I think I turned down the right road.
But, I see nothing wrong with Azure... it's close to the Spanish word for Blue (Azul)... so, it's the people you come in contact with & just how much they know about word definitions from other Countries - other than the US. You know... like: eating a food that they never heard of & won't try because they "think" it might taste nasty!
What the hell is wrong with people today?! im a guy and im very happy that my name is not some strange word, color or anything else like sue. everyones gotta try n out do everyone else. whats so wrong with guys names like sam, tony, eric and girls names like jackie, katie and tiffany?
Lady MiMi 7-29-2009 @ 2:55PM
okay, seriously dude, jackie comes from jacqueline, which derives from jacques, which is a guys name. Sam can be a girls name (short for samantha) and a guys name (short for samuel, sammy, or plain sam). so get a clue. and most names come from words, messages, colors, or personality. i bet you your name is a name with a history, so shut up, cause you obviously dont know what youre talking about.
Kat 7-29-2009 @ 3:06PM
I wanted to name my son Diamond Marquise (after Lou Diamond Phillips... so Marquise as the shape of a"diamond")... then as the birth time came closer... I started seeing a lot of girls with the name Diamond/Dymond. I didn't want him being teased because of it... so I went Soap Opera & named him: Channing Marquise... so far - I haven't seen any girls with the name Channing... and only one boy with the name Diamond... so I think I turned down the right road.
But, I see nothing wrong with Azure... it's close to the Spanish word for Blue (Azul)... so, it's the people you come in contact with & just how much they know about word definitions from other Countries - other than the US. You know... like: eating a food that they never heard of & won't try because they "think" it might taste nasty!
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Topic: What type of cool shit do you say to yourself when masturbating?
One common thing I say to myself is "Your the champ!" and "Look at that big dick".
Anyone care to share?
One common thing I say to myself is "Your the champ!" and "Look at that big dick".
Anyone care to share?
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monique said...
i have never tried this gum but it looks,sounds,and people say there is alot of flavor in it.so...this is my kinda gum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:0 AWESOME!!ROCK ON!!
Jessica said...
As a frequent gum chewer, I have been scouting the town for cherry gum. Sadly, my expectations were let down. I feel you would get a great response. But if you would not like to, I will take my business elsewhere. So that they make millions. In the end it is obviously your choice. I just want your company to thrive. Please take this into consideration.
e said...
I think the packaging looks masculine or like a guys prowling night out on the town clubbing. As a woman I would not buy this.
JUAN said...
maN i loVe thIs gUM I wIsH I CoULd cHeW It ALL THe TimE bUT I cAnT CuZ i GOt brAces
dawn said...
this gum is yummy but for a company who sell 5 peices for 25 cents 1.40$ for 15 peices is strange why spend so much on the packaging?? Oh well ill chew it anyway thats why
BARBIE said...
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH MORE SEXY THIS GUM MADE ME. I AM ALREADY INCREDIBLY DELICIOUS BUT THIS GUM ADDED TO MY CLASSY DEMEANOR AND PUT MORE GROVE IN MY MOVES WITH THE LASTING FLAVOR. I'VE GOT TO GET MY HANDS ON MORE OF THIS AND HIT THE REST OF SOUTH BEACH BEFORE EVERYONE FINDS OUT MY SEXY SECRET AND THEN THEY TRY IT TOO AND THE WHOLE WORLD BECOMES SEXY AND OUT OF CONTROL WITH HOTTNESS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE COMING UP WITH SUCH GREAT GUM!???! THANKS JUST THE SAME HOWEVER.
BLACK BARBIE
i have never tried this gum but it looks,sounds,and people say there is alot of flavor in it.so...this is my kinda gum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:0 AWESOME!!ROCK ON!!
Jessica said...
As a frequent gum chewer, I have been scouting the town for cherry gum. Sadly, my expectations were let down. I feel you would get a great response. But if you would not like to, I will take my business elsewhere. So that they make millions. In the end it is obviously your choice. I just want your company to thrive. Please take this into consideration.
e said...
I think the packaging looks masculine or like a guys prowling night out on the town clubbing. As a woman I would not buy this.
JUAN said...
maN i loVe thIs gUM I wIsH I CoULd cHeW It ALL THe TimE bUT I cAnT CuZ i GOt brAces
dawn said...
this gum is yummy but for a company who sell 5 peices for 25 cents 1.40$ for 15 peices is strange why spend so much on the packaging?? Oh well ill chew it anyway thats why
BARBIE said...
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH MORE SEXY THIS GUM MADE ME. I AM ALREADY INCREDIBLY DELICIOUS BUT THIS GUM ADDED TO MY CLASSY DEMEANOR AND PUT MORE GROVE IN MY MOVES WITH THE LASTING FLAVOR. I'VE GOT TO GET MY HANDS ON MORE OF THIS AND HIT THE REST OF SOUTH BEACH BEFORE EVERYONE FINDS OUT MY SEXY SECRET AND THEN THEY TRY IT TOO AND THE WHOLE WORLD BECOMES SEXY AND OUT OF CONTROL WITH HOTTNESS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE COMING UP WITH SUCH GREAT GUM!???! THANKS JUST THE SAME HOWEVER.
BLACK BARBIE
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One lil h 03:07 AMJul 27 2009
To Paul C Sm 3: At this point it doesnt matter if the Taconic is part of NYC or NY state. People were killed and thats what matters
To Paul C Sm 3: At this point it doesnt matter if the Taconic is part of NYC or NY state. People were killed and thats what matters
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Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Mon Mar 10 2008 06:36:35)
There is a scene in this film where someone is shot, with a gun. Its only quick - but if you watch the film carefully you can clearly see blood where the bullet has supposedly entered the victims chest. Granted, they probably used one of those fake-blood pouches, but the visual illusion is of a person actually being shot, with a bullet, in the chest. It only lasts a few frames, but I was very surprised, and very shocked, to see this.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by info-795 (Mon Mar 10 2008 07:38:45)
I was outraged to see what happens when a bullet hits a human being. Especially in such a pacifist series that First Blood is.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by dan-1207 (Tue May 13 2008 16:24:16)
I too was expecting a film where rambo gives everyone hugs and teaches them about the magic of nature and how rainbows shine on us all, good or bad.
I was sure the guns were made out of chocolate and would shoot caramel syrup but was shocked to see actual armor piercing bullets shred burmese into roast beef.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Mon Mar 10 2008 09:51:54)
I didn't say they shot a guy for real, just that a guy was depicted in the film as being shot in the chest somewhere, basically he was killed, as part of the film. Seriously - if you watch carefully, you can see it about a third of the way in. It lasts a couple of frames, just a quick blast of red to someones chest as the bullet presumably enters. Its one thing having an action film, but to show someone being shot, its just too far.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by lordfaunswater (Mon Mar 10 2008 10:12:55)
Mate are you watching the same film as us? Does the ending where rambo commanderes a 50 cal machine gun (after slicing someones head off) and blows hundreds of people to pieces mean nothing to do? I cant believe your actually moaning about someone being shot in an 18 certificate film. A RAMBO film!!! Find something worth moaning about, or just dont watch it.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by bgrande2 (Mon Mar 10 2008 14:13:19)
im surprised nobody has caught on to the fact that this is a big dam joke lol.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Mon Mar 10 2008 14:15:15)
No, seriously. Its about 40 mins or so in. If you watch carefully you'll see the bit I mean, there is some red on a guys upper half, where he has been shot. The guy definately dies as a result of being shot.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by MagusPinhead (Mon Mar 10 2008 16:56:01)
guess you never saw a real execution! try searching the web for such movies(decapitations, executions etc) and you'll see fart-face that when a dude is executed, the blood, the body etc etc doesn't move at all like in the movies. In the movies if someone gets a bullet in his head, he stays for another few seconds standing like he was thinking if he craped himself or not, and then he falls. trust me, a body that gets a bullet in the head, falls immediatly.
so...someone gets shot...with a gun... in a Rambo movie...wow! Can you get shot with a sword or an ashtray?
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Tue Mar 11 2008 01:27:01)
Thank you MagusPinhead for pointing out the real actions of a person being shot. At least now if I were to see Rambo again, I would be able to distance myself from these frames depicting a person being shot, with a bullet, in the chest. I am unsure what it looks like for a person to be thinking if he has craped himself or not and certainly wouldnt have expected to have thought such a thing myself if a bullet was to enter my chest, or indeed head, at high velocity. I am sure that in the few frames of the film where a person is shot in the chest with a bullet from a gun, he doesnt appear to be thinking whether he has craped himself, he falls instantly so thats a shame (as far as distancing myself from the reality of the situation is concerned.
With regards to your questions about swords or ashtrays, I'm afraid I don't know, and cannot see the relevance.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by MagusPinhead (Tue Mar 11 2008 06:36:45)
UPDATED Tue Mar 11 2008 06:37:38
With regards to your questions about swords or ashtrays, I'm afraid I don't know, and cannot see the relevance.
I'm pretty sure you're really dumb if you don't know what a rethorical question is and/or have no idea what sarcasm is. You said that a person was shot with a gun. Well how else can you get shot? Yeah, now I'm definetly sure that you have the same iq level as a needle.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Tue Mar 11 2008 07:03:46)
UPDATED Tue Mar 11 2008 07:05:58
You said that a person was shot with a gun. Well how else can you get shot?
Yes, a person is shot with bullet from a gun, to the chest. If you look carefully, it is quite clear and I believe that any further requirements for clarity on this will be indicative of your lack of intelligence. To answer your question, a person can also be shot with a camera, a cannon, or a pea-shooter.
I am quite certain that you cannot be shot with a sword or an ashtray.
I'm afraid I am unsure why you are talking about needles. You can shoot up with one, but you cannot be shot by one.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by MagusPinhead (Tue Mar 11 2008 10:42:27)
Congratulations, you're the dumbest person of the month!
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Tue Mar 11 2008 11:05:11)
MagusPinhead I don't understand your need to hold a monthly ratings system, and certainly don't understand the relevance of announcing the winner within a thread about a film.
All this talk of swords, ashtrays, needles and monthly rating systems, I have to suggest that you visit your doctor for a checkup.
by dommo3334 (Mon Mar 10 2008 23:46:28)
AHAHAHAHA this is the best thread ever.
rabbitmoon is fking with you all.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Thu Mar 13 2008 09:38:00)
G_Meister at my theatre there were no limbs flying across the screen, the cinema was respectable and the audience were not throwing projectiles. Perhaps you should have complained to the cinema manager.
However back to the film itself, there is most definately a scene involving someone being shot, with a bullet from a gun, to the chest. Its quite violent, and not for the faint-hearted. I am surprised it was allowed into the film.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by indigo-ambrosius (Thu Mar 13 2008 10:19:20)
******SPOILERS*******
I don't get it... Several people get shot in this movie. One kid gets thrown into a fire, another slowly penetrated by a bayonette, etc. I'm sure there are lots of people getting shot IN THE CHEST(!) WITH A BULLET(!) FROM A GUN(!) THAT SHOOTS BULLETS(!)... Are you saying there's a guy in the movie that is shot FOR REAL, AND DIES FOR REAL or something? What's the big deal, rabbitmoon?
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Thu Mar 13 2008 11:58:27)
I am not saying that the action of killing via shooting is for real, as it is a film and everything portrayed is fictitious. However, there are still certain standards and limitations to abide by in the portrayal of fiction. During this film, there is a scene where for a few frames, a person is depicted as having been shot, by a bullet from a gun to the chest. It is more or less a long range shooting. The person in question dies as a result. It is only a few frames in duration and is even accompanied by a sound effect. I think that the film has gone too far in showing such a thing, a person dying on screen like that.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by Bandersnatch1 (Fri Mar 14 2008 00:00:56)
All of you who missed that scene where the man gets shot in the chest, consider yourself lucky. I literally threw up a little in my mouth a little when I saw it. Every time I close my eyes...it's there. GONE TOO DAMN FAR!!
Someone needs to stop Stallone. Who knows, in Rambo 5 someone might get shot in the head. SICKENING.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Fri Mar 14 2008 02:17:35)
Thank you Bandersnatch1, it is pleasing to know that not everyone is confused by my disturbance at this scene.
If anyone watches this film again, watch carefully. There is a scene about a third of the way through, where a man is shot with a bullet, from a gun, to the chest. He dies as a result.
I am aware of this films certificate but I am not commenting on the films violence. I am drawing very explicit reference to a very short moment where a man is seen being shot by a bullet. The weapon used is a gun, and the area of impact is the mans chest. The consequence is his death, and this is shown on screen for a few frames.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by The_G_Meister (Fri Mar 14 2008 04:39:37)
UPDATED Fri Mar 14 2008 04:42:58
The consequence is his death, and this is shown on screen for a few frames
Yet you're fine with the man exploding into many pieces???? That particular instance that you keep going on about, was no worse than anything else that happended in the movie.
Plus, its just a movie. The man didnt really die, it was all effects. Damn good one though
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Sat Mar 15 2008 01:44:41)
Hello rwilson yes thanks I was aware of the footage of Burma at the start of the film. It is one thing watching news footage, as that is real. It is another fictitiously portraying a man being shot to the chest with a bullet from a gun. This is where the violence went too far. Alot of people appear to have not noticed it, but it is there. One person commented that it made them throw up in their mouth a little. This isnt right.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Sat Mar 15 2008 05:05:08)
"You're happy with real people dying"
No, I'm not happy with real people dying, I never said that. I am unsure if you are reading correctly or just reading what you think is being said.
"If you cant handle the graphic nature of the violence, dont watch it."
Thank you that is good advice. Sometimes it just takes you by surprise and you can't always be prepared for it. I watched this entire film, and was just surprised that Stallone included a shot half way through of someone dying as a result of a bullet from a gun to the chest. It just didnt seem necessary.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by BarryFrom (Sat Mar 15 2008 05:34:28)
Some of the people who havd contributed to this thread must seriously make up some of the stupidest people on the internet, and Rabbitmoon certainly isn't one of them.
Loved the reply to the 'stupidest person of the month competition'. Genius ;)
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by The_G_Meister (Sat Mar 15 2008 07:36:53)
No, I'm not happy with real people dying
Way to mis-quote me. I said "real people dying being shown" If you want to critisise me for reading what I think is being said, at least have the decency to quote me properly.
I just dont see what your problem is. Its a violent movie, the violence was graphic from minute 1. Lots of people died, lots were shown dying. It was shocking but that was the point, the whole nature of the violence in the movie was shocking.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by BarryFrom (Sat Mar 15 2008 07:42:00)
G Meister, please tell me you're not being serious???!! The original post was a tongue in cheek JOKE!
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Sat Mar 15 2008 08:00:30)
G_Meister I apologise for mis-quoting you.
Back to the original point, I realise that action films portray deaths, and that Rambo is an action film. The problem is that half way through this film, Stallone really went too far by showing a person being shot to the chest with a bullet from a gun. I realise it was only a few frames in duration, but they were graphic to the extent that blood was shown on the persons clothing, and a sound effect accompanied the wound. I am surprised that you didn't feel repulsed by watching this shot. Perhaps you are just de-sensitised to such imagery.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by The_G_Meister (Sat Mar 15 2008 08:03:44)
UPDATED Sat Mar 15 2008 08:08:37
Violence depicted in movies is something that I feel very strongly about. I havent got a problem with it. As long as it has the appropriate rating.
Now, if the OP is trying to be funny, then not only has he failed then I should have treated him with contempt. If he's not trying to be funny, then so be it. Either way, I stand by everything I've said and I'll give him the benefit of the doubt
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Sat Mar 15 2008 11:53:38)
I do not understand the term OP, are you referring to the producer of the film? I cannot see any humour in the film, particularly with regards to the portrayal of a man being shot with a bullet. However it is interesting that you should treat the producer with contempt, I agree that the film went too far with regards to the portrayel of violence in this particular scene, and it seems that you are in agreement.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by The_G_Meister (Sat Mar 15 2008 11:59:30)
UPDATED Sat Mar 15 2008 20:41:24
OP stands for Original Poster i.e. you. If you're trying to be funny, the contempt I would have for you is based on that you would be nothing more than a troll, trying to deliberately wind people up to get a response. However, as I've said, I am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Sun Mar 16 2008 04:32:46)
I do not follow this or understand what any of this has to do with trolls. Are you talking about another film here? Perhaps you are confused about what thread you were replying to.
I have merely pointed out that this film, whilst violent, crosses a line where it portrays a man being shot in the chest with a bullet from a gun. Although it is only a few frames in duration, others have spotted it too and are in agreement, and whilst I feel strongly about the issue I don't think its worthy of such debate. I just think te film went too far with this and I am surprised that it was allowed. The person dies as a result.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by The_G_Meister (Sun Mar 16 2008 12:12:32)
Its actually a great debate to have. Where is the line to be drawn? I personally am not sure there is one.
by rabbitmoon (Mon Mar 10 2008 06:36:35)
There is a scene in this film where someone is shot, with a gun. Its only quick - but if you watch the film carefully you can clearly see blood where the bullet has supposedly entered the victims chest. Granted, they probably used one of those fake-blood pouches, but the visual illusion is of a person actually being shot, with a bullet, in the chest. It only lasts a few frames, but I was very surprised, and very shocked, to see this.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by info-795 (Mon Mar 10 2008 07:38:45)
I was outraged to see what happens when a bullet hits a human being. Especially in such a pacifist series that First Blood is.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by dan-1207 (Tue May 13 2008 16:24:16)
I too was expecting a film where rambo gives everyone hugs and teaches them about the magic of nature and how rainbows shine on us all, good or bad.
I was sure the guns were made out of chocolate and would shoot caramel syrup but was shocked to see actual armor piercing bullets shred burmese into roast beef.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Mon Mar 10 2008 09:51:54)
I didn't say they shot a guy for real, just that a guy was depicted in the film as being shot in the chest somewhere, basically he was killed, as part of the film. Seriously - if you watch carefully, you can see it about a third of the way in. It lasts a couple of frames, just a quick blast of red to someones chest as the bullet presumably enters. Its one thing having an action film, but to show someone being shot, its just too far.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by lordfaunswater (Mon Mar 10 2008 10:12:55)
Mate are you watching the same film as us? Does the ending where rambo commanderes a 50 cal machine gun (after slicing someones head off) and blows hundreds of people to pieces mean nothing to do? I cant believe your actually moaning about someone being shot in an 18 certificate film. A RAMBO film!!! Find something worth moaning about, or just dont watch it.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by bgrande2 (Mon Mar 10 2008 14:13:19)
im surprised nobody has caught on to the fact that this is a big dam joke lol.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Mon Mar 10 2008 14:15:15)
No, seriously. Its about 40 mins or so in. If you watch carefully you'll see the bit I mean, there is some red on a guys upper half, where he has been shot. The guy definately dies as a result of being shot.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by MagusPinhead (Mon Mar 10 2008 16:56:01)
guess you never saw a real execution! try searching the web for such movies(decapitations, executions etc) and you'll see fart-face that when a dude is executed, the blood, the body etc etc doesn't move at all like in the movies. In the movies if someone gets a bullet in his head, he stays for another few seconds standing like he was thinking if he craped himself or not, and then he falls. trust me, a body that gets a bullet in the head, falls immediatly.
so...someone gets shot...with a gun... in a Rambo movie...wow! Can you get shot with a sword or an ashtray?
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Tue Mar 11 2008 01:27:01)
Thank you MagusPinhead for pointing out the real actions of a person being shot. At least now if I were to see Rambo again, I would be able to distance myself from these frames depicting a person being shot, with a bullet, in the chest. I am unsure what it looks like for a person to be thinking if he has craped himself or not and certainly wouldnt have expected to have thought such a thing myself if a bullet was to enter my chest, or indeed head, at high velocity. I am sure that in the few frames of the film where a person is shot in the chest with a bullet from a gun, he doesnt appear to be thinking whether he has craped himself, he falls instantly so thats a shame (as far as distancing myself from the reality of the situation is concerned.
With regards to your questions about swords or ashtrays, I'm afraid I don't know, and cannot see the relevance.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by MagusPinhead (Tue Mar 11 2008 06:36:45)
UPDATED Tue Mar 11 2008 06:37:38
With regards to your questions about swords or ashtrays, I'm afraid I don't know, and cannot see the relevance.
I'm pretty sure you're really dumb if you don't know what a rethorical question is and/or have no idea what sarcasm is. You said that a person was shot with a gun. Well how else can you get shot? Yeah, now I'm definetly sure that you have the same iq level as a needle.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Tue Mar 11 2008 07:03:46)
UPDATED Tue Mar 11 2008 07:05:58
You said that a person was shot with a gun. Well how else can you get shot?
Yes, a person is shot with bullet from a gun, to the chest. If you look carefully, it is quite clear and I believe that any further requirements for clarity on this will be indicative of your lack of intelligence. To answer your question, a person can also be shot with a camera, a cannon, or a pea-shooter.
I am quite certain that you cannot be shot with a sword or an ashtray.
I'm afraid I am unsure why you are talking about needles. You can shoot up with one, but you cannot be shot by one.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by MagusPinhead (Tue Mar 11 2008 10:42:27)
Congratulations, you're the dumbest person of the month!
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Tue Mar 11 2008 11:05:11)
MagusPinhead I don't understand your need to hold a monthly ratings system, and certainly don't understand the relevance of announcing the winner within a thread about a film.
All this talk of swords, ashtrays, needles and monthly rating systems, I have to suggest that you visit your doctor for a checkup.
by dommo3334 (Mon Mar 10 2008 23:46:28)
AHAHAHAHA this is the best thread ever.
rabbitmoon is fking with you all.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Thu Mar 13 2008 09:38:00)
G_Meister at my theatre there were no limbs flying across the screen, the cinema was respectable and the audience were not throwing projectiles. Perhaps you should have complained to the cinema manager.
However back to the film itself, there is most definately a scene involving someone being shot, with a bullet from a gun, to the chest. Its quite violent, and not for the faint-hearted. I am surprised it was allowed into the film.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by indigo-ambrosius (Thu Mar 13 2008 10:19:20)
******SPOILERS*******
I don't get it... Several people get shot in this movie. One kid gets thrown into a fire, another slowly penetrated by a bayonette, etc. I'm sure there are lots of people getting shot IN THE CHEST(!) WITH A BULLET(!) FROM A GUN(!) THAT SHOOTS BULLETS(!)... Are you saying there's a guy in the movie that is shot FOR REAL, AND DIES FOR REAL or something? What's the big deal, rabbitmoon?
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Thu Mar 13 2008 11:58:27)
I am not saying that the action of killing via shooting is for real, as it is a film and everything portrayed is fictitious. However, there are still certain standards and limitations to abide by in the portrayal of fiction. During this film, there is a scene where for a few frames, a person is depicted as having been shot, by a bullet from a gun to the chest. It is more or less a long range shooting. The person in question dies as a result. It is only a few frames in duration and is even accompanied by a sound effect. I think that the film has gone too far in showing such a thing, a person dying on screen like that.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by Bandersnatch1 (Fri Mar 14 2008 00:00:56)
All of you who missed that scene where the man gets shot in the chest, consider yourself lucky. I literally threw up a little in my mouth a little when I saw it. Every time I close my eyes...it's there. GONE TOO DAMN FAR!!
Someone needs to stop Stallone. Who knows, in Rambo 5 someone might get shot in the head. SICKENING.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Fri Mar 14 2008 02:17:35)
Thank you Bandersnatch1, it is pleasing to know that not everyone is confused by my disturbance at this scene.
If anyone watches this film again, watch carefully. There is a scene about a third of the way through, where a man is shot with a bullet, from a gun, to the chest. He dies as a result.
I am aware of this films certificate but I am not commenting on the films violence. I am drawing very explicit reference to a very short moment where a man is seen being shot by a bullet. The weapon used is a gun, and the area of impact is the mans chest. The consequence is his death, and this is shown on screen for a few frames.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by The_G_Meister (Fri Mar 14 2008 04:39:37)
UPDATED Fri Mar 14 2008 04:42:58
The consequence is his death, and this is shown on screen for a few frames
Yet you're fine with the man exploding into many pieces???? That particular instance that you keep going on about, was no worse than anything else that happended in the movie.
Plus, its just a movie. The man didnt really die, it was all effects. Damn good one though
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Sat Mar 15 2008 01:44:41)
Hello rwilson yes thanks I was aware of the footage of Burma at the start of the film. It is one thing watching news footage, as that is real. It is another fictitiously portraying a man being shot to the chest with a bullet from a gun. This is where the violence went too far. Alot of people appear to have not noticed it, but it is there. One person commented that it made them throw up in their mouth a little. This isnt right.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Sat Mar 15 2008 05:05:08)
"You're happy with real people dying"
No, I'm not happy with real people dying, I never said that. I am unsure if you are reading correctly or just reading what you think is being said.
"If you cant handle the graphic nature of the violence, dont watch it."
Thank you that is good advice. Sometimes it just takes you by surprise and you can't always be prepared for it. I watched this entire film, and was just surprised that Stallone included a shot half way through of someone dying as a result of a bullet from a gun to the chest. It just didnt seem necessary.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by BarryFrom (Sat Mar 15 2008 05:34:28)
Some of the people who havd contributed to this thread must seriously make up some of the stupidest people on the internet, and Rabbitmoon certainly isn't one of them.
Loved the reply to the 'stupidest person of the month competition'. Genius ;)
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by The_G_Meister (Sat Mar 15 2008 07:36:53)
No, I'm not happy with real people dying
Way to mis-quote me. I said "real people dying being shown" If you want to critisise me for reading what I think is being said, at least have the decency to quote me properly.
I just dont see what your problem is. Its a violent movie, the violence was graphic from minute 1. Lots of people died, lots were shown dying. It was shocking but that was the point, the whole nature of the violence in the movie was shocking.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by BarryFrom (Sat Mar 15 2008 07:42:00)
G Meister, please tell me you're not being serious???!! The original post was a tongue in cheek JOKE!
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Sat Mar 15 2008 08:00:30)
G_Meister I apologise for mis-quoting you.
Back to the original point, I realise that action films portray deaths, and that Rambo is an action film. The problem is that half way through this film, Stallone really went too far by showing a person being shot to the chest with a bullet from a gun. I realise it was only a few frames in duration, but they were graphic to the extent that blood was shown on the persons clothing, and a sound effect accompanied the wound. I am surprised that you didn't feel repulsed by watching this shot. Perhaps you are just de-sensitised to such imagery.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by The_G_Meister (Sat Mar 15 2008 08:03:44)
UPDATED Sat Mar 15 2008 08:08:37
Violence depicted in movies is something that I feel very strongly about. I havent got a problem with it. As long as it has the appropriate rating.
Now, if the OP is trying to be funny, then not only has he failed then I should have treated him with contempt. If he's not trying to be funny, then so be it. Either way, I stand by everything I've said and I'll give him the benefit of the doubt
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Sat Mar 15 2008 11:53:38)
I do not understand the term OP, are you referring to the producer of the film? I cannot see any humour in the film, particularly with regards to the portrayal of a man being shot with a bullet. However it is interesting that you should treat the producer with contempt, I agree that the film went too far with regards to the portrayel of violence in this particular scene, and it seems that you are in agreement.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by The_G_Meister (Sat Mar 15 2008 11:59:30)
UPDATED Sat Mar 15 2008 20:41:24
OP stands for Original Poster i.e. you. If you're trying to be funny, the contempt I would have for you is based on that you would be nothing more than a troll, trying to deliberately wind people up to get a response. However, as I've said, I am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by rabbitmoon (Sun Mar 16 2008 04:32:46)
I do not follow this or understand what any of this has to do with trolls. Are you talking about another film here? Perhaps you are confused about what thread you were replying to.
I have merely pointed out that this film, whilst violent, crosses a line where it portrays a man being shot in the chest with a bullet from a gun. Although it is only a few frames in duration, others have spotted it too and are in agreement, and whilst I feel strongly about the issue I don't think its worthy of such debate. I just think te film went too far with this and I am surprised that it was allowed. The person dies as a result.
Re: Horrible moment of violence where this film went TOO FAR
by The_G_Meister (Sun Mar 16 2008 12:12:32)
Its actually a great debate to have. Where is the line to be drawn? I personally am not sure there is one.
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Re: Does Adam Sandler have a big role in this?
by jellyjammuffin (Tue Nov 20 2007 09:32:07)
i thought he was so funny in this movie. i think the movie would be lacking if he weren't in it. he kinda evens things out if you imagine that he and chris end up together. i also love how gracie dresses him at the end. that part always cracks me up. and when he sings the song about catherine and ends it with "i love grape jelly" i just about die from laughing. he is so funny! i'm not a huge steve martin fan or rita wilson fan, but this movie is so good because of the supporting cast. love love love madeline kahn. love it when she raps in the elevator.
by jellyjammuffin (Tue Nov 20 2007 09:32:07)
i thought he was so funny in this movie. i think the movie would be lacking if he weren't in it. he kinda evens things out if you imagine that he and chris end up together. i also love how gracie dresses him at the end. that part always cracks me up. and when he sings the song about catherine and ends it with "i love grape jelly" i just about die from laughing. he is so funny! i'm not a huge steve martin fan or rita wilson fan, but this movie is so good because of the supporting cast. love love love madeline kahn. love it when she raps in the elevator.
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Quite eloquent.
You should apply for a position as Ms. Ephrons pissboy.
BRAVO !!!!
Quite eloquent.
You should apply for a position as Ms. Ephrons pissboy.
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In the What? Bottom 100? Very Unfair Rating!, 25 January 2008
6/10
Author: Claudio Carvalho from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
While delivering an award to her humanitarian father Ben Feld (Richard Benjamin), the stylish wealthy Jewish Caucasian Marci Feld (Lisa Kudrow) is surprised by the attack of the conservative senator Mary Ellen Spinkle (Christine Baranski) to her father in the media. The motive is the lyrics of the rap "Shoot Ya' Teacha " sing by Dr. S (Damon Wayans) and released by the hip-hop record label Felony Assault that belongs to Ben. He has a heart attack, and his daughter decides to assume the problem and negotiate a public excuse of Dr. S in the MTV Award. However, the bad boy sings a polemic song on television to humiliate Merci that gives senator Sprinkle the chance to promote the "Buttgate".
"Marci X" is a silly but hilarious movie with the charming, elegant and gorgeous Lisa Kudrow. Surprisingly it is ranked in the "Bottom 100#73", in my opinion a tremendously unfair position. Lisa Kudrow is an excellent comedian, and I am still laughing with her rap challenge on the stage with "The Power is in the Purse". The rude Damon Wayans is also funny with no surprises in his role, and Christine Baranski is specialized in performing villains and is also great. This is another movie that will never be nominated to the Oscar that some intellectuals spend their precious time seeing it to write bad reviews in IMDb, misleading those that expect to see an entertaining light and silly comedy. Fortunately I do not read reviews before watching movies. My vote is six.
6/10
Author: Claudio Carvalho from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
While delivering an award to her humanitarian father Ben Feld (Richard Benjamin), the stylish wealthy Jewish Caucasian Marci Feld (Lisa Kudrow) is surprised by the attack of the conservative senator Mary Ellen Spinkle (Christine Baranski) to her father in the media. The motive is the lyrics of the rap "Shoot Ya' Teacha " sing by Dr. S (Damon Wayans) and released by the hip-hop record label Felony Assault that belongs to Ben. He has a heart attack, and his daughter decides to assume the problem and negotiate a public excuse of Dr. S in the MTV Award. However, the bad boy sings a polemic song on television to humiliate Merci that gives senator Sprinkle the chance to promote the "Buttgate".
"Marci X" is a silly but hilarious movie with the charming, elegant and gorgeous Lisa Kudrow. Surprisingly it is ranked in the "Bottom 100#73", in my opinion a tremendously unfair position. Lisa Kudrow is an excellent comedian, and I am still laughing with her rap challenge on the stage with "The Power is in the Purse". The rude Damon Wayans is also funny with no surprises in his role, and Christine Baranski is specialized in performing villains and is also great. This is another movie that will never be nominated to the Oscar that some intellectuals spend their precious time seeing it to write bad reviews in IMDb, misleading those that expect to see an entertaining light and silly comedy. Fortunately I do not read reviews before watching movies. My vote is six.
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Best story on gc!! Hands down
This is an epic story that happened last night, all these events are true and nothing is exagerated.please dont reply with a story of your own, this is my thread if you wanna write about your crappy story make your own thread.
Ok so yesterday im just chillin smokin some resin (outta dank) when my friend asks if i wanna go swimming at this public pool down the street. so he picks me up, we get to the pool swim and shit. thats when i decide to get some food from the snack bar, i order a hot pocket, when she hands it to me i notice one side is burned so im like fuck i just eat the otehr half. when i bit into it, it was still fucking frozen. Im lookin at the hot
pocket like one half is burned completly black and the other half is frozen, is this even possible????? so i go to the counter and this bitch ass little girl is giving me this smug look like "what the hell do you want" heres the convo:
Me: What the fuck is this shit??? how do you screw up a hot pocket? are you retarded??
Girl: our microwave is broken.. kinda
Me:Well you gonna just look at it or make me a another fuckin hot pocket??
Girl: fine.. i guess.
So i get my hocket pocket, this time its perfectly cooked. we go to siad friends house he buys a dub and we make a waterfall gravity Bong, get extremly stoned. i go back to my house change then go meet up with some friends to go to this kegger party.
We end up getting a chronic 8th and smoked a 2.2 g blunt and decide fuck this party lets smoke more and order pizza. so i decide to call dominos pizza.
**Ring**Ring**Ring**
Clerk: Thanks for calling dominos pizza, will this be delivery or pick up?
Me: Hi.. What deals do you havv..*Giggle*
Cleark: (says the deals)
Me: **Giggle**Gigglg**Giggle** hang up
(still laughing) i tell my friends the deals they have and asked wtf do we want and do we even have money. because we didnt even think about it before i called. so we figure shit out and i call back
**Ring**Ring**Ring**
Clerk: Thanks for calling dominos pizza, will this be delivery or pick up?
Me: *Giggle* What deals do you havv..*Giggle*
Clerk:Ok... (says the deals again)
Mek what the second one again?
Clerk: (tells me the deal)
Me: *giggle* whats the first deal again??
Clerk: you want the first deal?
Me: ok why not
Clerk: what size pizza
Me: medium
Clerk: for pick up or delivery?
Me: pick up... how long till it ready?
Clerk: it will be 15 mins
me:Ok **Hangs up**
so i telll my friends whats up and we decide to roll another blunt befor we go, and at the same time im thinking to myself "Fuck, i shoulda got a large pizza"
so i call back and tell the same guy to make it a large.
we roll the blunt but dont smoke it yet. walk down the street to dominos, get inside and tell the guy i called for pizza 15mins ago. hes like "Ok just a minute" so we sit down and were all zoning out with red ***** eyes n shit. when the manager comes up to me holding a pizza, so naturally im like ok thats my pizza, but what he said next blew my mind.
Manager: Hey.. uhhh we forgot to make your pizza. So you can eat this one why we make it real quick.
Me: sssssssweeet
my friend: what did he say?
me: FREE PIZZA!!
my other friend: Holy shit did we just get a free pizza?
me: yea i think we did
friend: wow were the luckiest people in the whole world right now.
so after 5mins the entire large pizza was gone and the manager came out and handed us our pizza and shit, we pay and start walking for the door. Moments earlier a hippie type guy with long hair and smelled like ass walks in the door. we pass eachother on the way out and hes like
Hippie: Doses Doses (kinda wispering)
Me: Duces? you tryin to hit this blunt?
Hippie: Lsd... you guys need any?
Me: No were just burning
the whole time the manager at the counter watched us and heard the convo.
so we go back to my friends house eat the second pizza and smoke the second blunt
get extra stoned and laughted the night away. some things to remember It was Purple sour diesiel Bud, i ate way to much and almost threw up, and LSD from hippies around here isnt a good idea.
So all in all Epic ass night no parties or naked girls but another night getting to cloud 9
and eating way to much and getting extra good sleep
Re: Best story on gc!! Hands down
your story would have been the best story on grass city if you ordered a buffalo chicken and ranch pizza. But you didn't, so close but no cigar
This is an epic story that happened last night, all these events are true and nothing is exagerated.please dont reply with a story of your own, this is my thread if you wanna write about your crappy story make your own thread.
Ok so yesterday im just chillin smokin some resin (outta dank) when my friend asks if i wanna go swimming at this public pool down the street. so he picks me up, we get to the pool swim and shit. thats when i decide to get some food from the snack bar, i order a hot pocket, when she hands it to me i notice one side is burned so im like fuck i just eat the otehr half. when i bit into it, it was still fucking frozen. Im lookin at the hot
pocket like one half is burned completly black and the other half is frozen, is this even possible????? so i go to the counter and this bitch ass little girl is giving me this smug look like "what the hell do you want" heres the convo:
Me: What the fuck is this shit??? how do you screw up a hot pocket? are you retarded??
Girl: our microwave is broken.. kinda
Me:Well you gonna just look at it or make me a another fuckin hot pocket??
Girl: fine.. i guess.
So i get my hocket pocket, this time its perfectly cooked. we go to siad friends house he buys a dub and we make a waterfall gravity Bong, get extremly stoned. i go back to my house change then go meet up with some friends to go to this kegger party.
We end up getting a chronic 8th and smoked a 2.2 g blunt and decide fuck this party lets smoke more and order pizza. so i decide to call dominos pizza.
**Ring**Ring**Ring**
Clerk: Thanks for calling dominos pizza, will this be delivery or pick up?
Me: Hi.. What deals do you havv..*Giggle*
Cleark: (says the deals)
Me: **Giggle**Gigglg**Giggle** hang up
(still laughing) i tell my friends the deals they have and asked wtf do we want and do we even have money. because we didnt even think about it before i called. so we figure shit out and i call back
**Ring**Ring**Ring**
Clerk: Thanks for calling dominos pizza, will this be delivery or pick up?
Me: *Giggle* What deals do you havv..*Giggle*
Clerk:Ok... (says the deals again)
Mek what the second one again?
Clerk: (tells me the deal)
Me: *giggle* whats the first deal again??
Clerk: you want the first deal?
Me: ok why not
Clerk: what size pizza
Me: medium
Clerk: for pick up or delivery?
Me: pick up... how long till it ready?
Clerk: it will be 15 mins
me:Ok **Hangs up**
so i telll my friends whats up and we decide to roll another blunt befor we go, and at the same time im thinking to myself "Fuck, i shoulda got a large pizza"
so i call back and tell the same guy to make it a large.
we roll the blunt but dont smoke it yet. walk down the street to dominos, get inside and tell the guy i called for pizza 15mins ago. hes like "Ok just a minute" so we sit down and were all zoning out with red ***** eyes n shit. when the manager comes up to me holding a pizza, so naturally im like ok thats my pizza, but what he said next blew my mind.
Manager: Hey.. uhhh we forgot to make your pizza. So you can eat this one why we make it real quick.
Me: sssssssweeet
my friend: what did he say?
me: FREE PIZZA!!
my other friend: Holy shit did we just get a free pizza?
me: yea i think we did
friend: wow were the luckiest people in the whole world right now.
so after 5mins the entire large pizza was gone and the manager came out and handed us our pizza and shit, we pay and start walking for the door. Moments earlier a hippie type guy with long hair and smelled like ass walks in the door. we pass eachother on the way out and hes like
Hippie: Doses Doses (kinda wispering)
Me: Duces? you tryin to hit this blunt?
Hippie: Lsd... you guys need any?
Me: No were just burning
the whole time the manager at the counter watched us and heard the convo.
so we go back to my friends house eat the second pizza and smoke the second blunt
get extra stoned and laughted the night away. some things to remember It was Purple sour diesiel Bud, i ate way to much and almost threw up, and LSD from hippies around here isnt a good idea.
So all in all Epic ass night no parties or naked girls but another night getting to cloud 9
and eating way to much and getting extra good sleep
Re: Best story on gc!! Hands down
your story would have been the best story on grass city if you ordered a buffalo chicken and ranch pizza. But you didn't, so close but no cigar
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GoodyWillPwnJ00 (1 week ago)
Can i ask you a question?
Why do girls like guys asses? Ive heard a few of them say "oh look at that arse" or something the same, i mean you dont see it when we have sex with you, we cant use it to have sex with you and most men (as far as i know) dont want their women to plough them up the ass.
Is a guy moving his ass some sort of hint he'll be good at having sex or something?
Guess its not in a mans nature to understand women, which we dont and probably never will LOL
sanktalucia66 (1 week ago)
Good question, hard to answer tho... Well for me I think it's the combination bum/hips. Male hips can be VERY sexy and the bum is sort of connected to the hips and they can form a very nice shape which can do something for you... Can't explain better than that...
Can i ask you a question?
Why do girls like guys asses? Ive heard a few of them say "oh look at that arse" or something the same, i mean you dont see it when we have sex with you, we cant use it to have sex with you and most men (as far as i know) dont want their women to plough them up the ass.
Is a guy moving his ass some sort of hint he'll be good at having sex or something?
Guess its not in a mans nature to understand women, which we dont and probably never will LOL
sanktalucia66 (1 week ago)
Good question, hard to answer tho... Well for me I think it's the combination bum/hips. Male hips can be VERY sexy and the bum is sort of connected to the hips and they can form a very nice shape which can do something for you... Can't explain better than that...
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NicnSoft4U 02:35 PMJun 18 2009
To bad Cher didnt have a daughter that had a voice or acting skills like hers that would of been nice to see. Oh well we dont pick our children we just love them unconditionally. Trust me the last thing a Mother wants to lose is a childs love. So if shes wants to be a boy then a mother is going to except that rather then lose the relationship.
GASFIZZ09 02:34 PMJun 18 2009
Please help me out here...Chaz(tity) was a lesbian before. Now she's getting a sex change. So, will she still like girls?And then becomes straight? (So to speak. Sorry).This is very confusing. Don't most sex reassignments go from boy to girl? Isn't that easier to pull off? How will a sex-reassigned female-to-male function? Viagra? Penis pump? Will Chaz be capable of ejacks? Too many questions, I know. Sonny would be proud.
Zenki950 02:34 PMJun 18 2009
I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED CHER, BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HER PARENTING OR WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE KIDS. THIS IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE S... GOING ON TODAY. PARENTS ARE TO RELAXED & CAUGHT UP IN THERE OWN OBSESSIONS TO BE WORTH A FLIP TO THE ORDER OF PARENTING. JUST BECAUSE YOU BRING A BABY INTO THE WORLD DOES'NT MAKE YOU A PARENT (FOR A POPULAR EXAMPLE JUST LOOK AT ONE BRISTOL PALIN), INSTEAD ITS WHAT YOU DO AFTERWARDS IN REARING THE CHILD THAT MATTERS MOST & ADDS UP. LIKE IT OR NOT, I'M COMPELLED TO GO WITH THE BIBLICAL PRESPECTIVE WHICH STATES....RAISE A CHILD UP IN THE WAY THEY SHOULD GO, NOT THE WAY THEY WANT TO GO. ALSO, FOR A ADDED BUMPER, SPARE THE ROD, & YOU SPOIL THE CHILD, AMEN. THIS ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER CORNHOLE CARPET MUNCHING CRAP OF TODAY IS JUST AN OTHER OUTRAGE, OR RATHER ABOMINATION.
Msj9ms1 02:45 PMJun 18 2009
In her own biography Chastity said that her "mother" loose term, used to leave her alone with her dyke friends and one of them molested her. She said she liked it, but she also CRAVED contact with her mother which was not forthcoming as she was too busy with herself & her career....I guess any female contact felt good to her. She has been one screwed up human being ever since. Scratch a lesbian and you will find a sex abuse victim 9 times out of 10. Her mother should be ashamed of herself -- her mutilated daughter should be her lifelong penance.
CRBACSW 02:45 PMJun 18 2009
Will someone please file this under "who gives a rodent's behind"?
To bad Cher didnt have a daughter that had a voice or acting skills like hers that would of been nice to see. Oh well we dont pick our children we just love them unconditionally. Trust me the last thing a Mother wants to lose is a childs love. So if shes wants to be a boy then a mother is going to except that rather then lose the relationship.
GASFIZZ09 02:34 PMJun 18 2009
Please help me out here...Chaz(tity) was a lesbian before. Now she's getting a sex change. So, will she still like girls?And then becomes straight? (So to speak. Sorry).This is very confusing. Don't most sex reassignments go from boy to girl? Isn't that easier to pull off? How will a sex-reassigned female-to-male function? Viagra? Penis pump? Will Chaz be capable of ejacks? Too many questions, I know. Sonny would be proud.
Zenki950 02:34 PMJun 18 2009
I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED CHER, BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HER PARENTING OR WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE KIDS. THIS IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE S... GOING ON TODAY. PARENTS ARE TO RELAXED & CAUGHT UP IN THERE OWN OBSESSIONS TO BE WORTH A FLIP TO THE ORDER OF PARENTING. JUST BECAUSE YOU BRING A BABY INTO THE WORLD DOES'NT MAKE YOU A PARENT (FOR A POPULAR EXAMPLE JUST LOOK AT ONE BRISTOL PALIN), INSTEAD ITS WHAT YOU DO AFTERWARDS IN REARING THE CHILD THAT MATTERS MOST & ADDS UP. LIKE IT OR NOT, I'M COMPELLED TO GO WITH THE BIBLICAL PRESPECTIVE WHICH STATES....RAISE A CHILD UP IN THE WAY THEY SHOULD GO, NOT THE WAY THEY WANT TO GO. ALSO, FOR A ADDED BUMPER, SPARE THE ROD, & YOU SPOIL THE CHILD, AMEN. THIS ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER CORNHOLE CARPET MUNCHING CRAP OF TODAY IS JUST AN OTHER OUTRAGE, OR RATHER ABOMINATION.
Msj9ms1 02:45 PMJun 18 2009
In her own biography Chastity said that her "mother" loose term, used to leave her alone with her dyke friends and one of them molested her. She said she liked it, but she also CRAVED contact with her mother which was not forthcoming as she was too busy with herself & her career....I guess any female contact felt good to her. She has been one screwed up human being ever since. Scratch a lesbian and you will find a sex abuse victim 9 times out of 10. Her mother should be ashamed of herself -- her mutilated daughter should be her lifelong penance.
CRBACSW 02:45 PMJun 18 2009
Will someone please file this under "who gives a rodent's behind"?
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Four-year-old Daniel Blair thought he was being a good boy when he decided to give a week-old cocker spaniel puppy a bath. Unfortunately, the child tried to bathe the puppy in the toilet, and, when he pulled the chain, the tiny pup was flushed right down!
Sky News reports that neighbors were asked not to flush for fear of sending the pup out to the sewer while the fire brigade and RSPCA tried -- but were unable -- to rescue the puppy, which was trapped in a pipe 20 yards from the home.
Drain experts Dyno-Rod were called in for the rescue. They used specialist camera gear to locate the pooch, after which they were able to nudge the animal to a manhole cover so the firemen could grab him.
The puppy, now aptly name Dyno, is recovering, and little Daniel is "so, so sorry." But hey, he learned a lesson -- puppies go in the tub and poopies go in the loo.
Sky News reports that neighbors were asked not to flush for fear of sending the pup out to the sewer while the fire brigade and RSPCA tried -- but were unable -- to rescue the puppy, which was trapped in a pipe 20 yards from the home.
Drain experts Dyno-Rod were called in for the rescue. They used specialist camera gear to locate the pooch, after which they were able to nudge the animal to a manhole cover so the firemen could grab him.
The puppy, now aptly name Dyno, is recovering, and little Daniel is "so, so sorry." But hey, he learned a lesson -- puppies go in the tub and poopies go in the loo.
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Posted By: Conan rules | June 11, 2009 at 02:54 PM
If this doesn't go on Letterman's top 10 about Obama stealing a white girl, then Letterman is a big phony!
If this doesn't go on Letterman's top 10 about Obama stealing a white girl, then Letterman is a big phony!
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Holly and Jac 02:42 PMJun 12 2009
Something else to consider... Think about it... Each of us are one out of 50-100 million sperm produced in "shot" ... So really what the hell is so special about a lobster... EVEN if it IS real...??? I think I am MORE special and I am not yellow, orange or purple!
DRO96 02:33 PMJun 12 2009
Someone better kill that lobster. After all, don'twe as humans tend to destroy things we don't takethe time to understand. case in point: gay bashing,blacks in the slave days, and even in the movies,Frankenstein and Godzilla.
Risse der Sonne0 12:09 PMJun 12 2009
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY, WHO HAS THE MOST GET'S TO EAT IT ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!
Deanhilder 03:06 AMJun 12 2009
why does everybody ~~~~~ing say to put butter on it (i prefer margerine). seriosly whats all this butter ~~~~ about. d-_-b
Mkwrblwsk 03:55 AMJun 12 2009
Using magarine instead of butter on lobster is like putting on a rubber to beat off.
Something else to consider... Think about it... Each of us are one out of 50-100 million sperm produced in "shot" ... So really what the hell is so special about a lobster... EVEN if it IS real...??? I think I am MORE special and I am not yellow, orange or purple!
DRO96 02:33 PMJun 12 2009
Someone better kill that lobster. After all, don'twe as humans tend to destroy things we don't takethe time to understand. case in point: gay bashing,blacks in the slave days, and even in the movies,Frankenstein and Godzilla.
Risse der Sonne0 12:09 PMJun 12 2009
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY, WHO HAS THE MOST GET'S TO EAT IT ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!
Deanhilder 03:06 AMJun 12 2009
why does everybody ~~~~~ing say to put butter on it (i prefer margerine). seriosly whats all this butter ~~~~ about. d-_-b
Mkwrblwsk 03:55 AMJun 12 2009
Using magarine instead of butter on lobster is like putting on a rubber to beat off.
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This is not a great book because it's not great. Let's face it. Ulysses is great. The works of Shakespeare are great. Lots of other books are great. But this book does not achieve greatness because it's not. That said, it's a good book. There are many good books and this is one of them. Fortunately, the authors found a way to synthesize their talents and render this a good book by managing to achieve what any good book achieves, and that is that it rises to the level of being a good book. So, in summary, my conclusion is that although it's a good book, it's not a great one.
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52 Responses to "7 Signs That You're an Adult"
1. Big Adult Says:
June 11th, 2009 at 07:54 am
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June 11th, 2009 at 08:28 am
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1. Big Adult Says:
June 11th, 2009 at 07:54 am
You missed the biggest one of all - to be able to take care of your finances. I learnt to manage my personal finance at www.moneypersonalfinance.org
2. Shut UP Says:
June 11th, 2009 at 08:28 am
Shut the fuck up you goddamn spammer.
Additionally: eat dicks.
3. Anonymous Says:
June 11th, 2009 at 08:46 am
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4. Anonymous Says:
June 11th, 2009 at 08:58 am
You're good.
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Twit For Tat. by God Of Wine 06/09/2009, 6:44 AM
Yup.
One out of every ten people who have a Twitter account comprise almost one hundred percent of the crap you will find there. For every subscriber that regularly “tweets”, there are nine dormant subscribers doing something else. Like watching paint dry.
Rightfully so.
Webster dictionary describes a Twit as a “silly annoying person”. Twitter is very aptly named and/or prophetic.
Re: Twit For Tat. by MisterPerson 06/09/2009, 10:41 AM
Tit for twat. Sorry I had to say it.
Re: Twit For Tat. by kati 06/09/2009, 10:59 AM
LOL!
Re: Twit For Tat. by chuckz 06/09/2009, 11:21 AM
kati, did you really laugh out loud?
Re: Twit For Tat. by kati 06/10/2009, 1:12 AM
Chuck, you got me there. I was lying. Actually I was going hi hi to myself, which is French for Ha ha, I might actually have been snickering, which is the same in both languages and perhaps all languages. Hi Hi/ Ha Ha is what my generation used to write when something funny came their way but I was just trying to pretend to be cool...... (I have a weakness for puns, even vulgar ones).
Yup.
One out of every ten people who have a Twitter account comprise almost one hundred percent of the crap you will find there. For every subscriber that regularly “tweets”, there are nine dormant subscribers doing something else. Like watching paint dry.
Rightfully so.
Webster dictionary describes a Twit as a “silly annoying person”. Twitter is very aptly named and/or prophetic.
Re: Twit For Tat. by MisterPerson 06/09/2009, 10:41 AM
Tit for twat. Sorry I had to say it.
Re: Twit For Tat. by kati 06/09/2009, 10:59 AM
LOL!
Re: Twit For Tat. by chuckz 06/09/2009, 11:21 AM
kati, did you really laugh out loud?
Re: Twit For Tat. by kati 06/10/2009, 1:12 AM
Chuck, you got me there. I was lying. Actually I was going hi hi to myself, which is French for Ha ha, I might actually have been snickering, which is the same in both languages and perhaps all languages. Hi Hi/ Ha Ha is what my generation used to write when something funny came their way but I was just trying to pretend to be cool...... (I have a weakness for puns, even vulgar ones).
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Posted by Emiliana Malaquias on May 6,2009 | 03:33PM
I'm a simple housewife, and I don't have any academic study of science, but I'm happy that I cold see, with my son and daughter (12&10 y. old), those images, that are soo wonderfull. I hope that you could show more of it. Thank you, Emily, (Portugal)
Posted by marc dorfner on May 9,2009 | 08:50PM
Many years ago, I was almost killed in a car accident. During the minutes when I was between life and death, I had what I later learned was a near death experience. People asked me to describe the feeling, but until I saw my first picture of the Eagle Nebula, I couldn't describe it. Now when asked to describe the experience, I tell them "I felt like you'll feel when you see your first image of this nebula" Thank you Hubble.
Posted by Wayne Simons on May 12,2009 | 10:55PM
PLEASE EXPLAIN THE CONSEQUENCES IF OUR GALAXY WERE TO COLLIDE INTO ANOTHER GALAXY AND IF THERE ARE ANY CURRENT POSSIBILITIES OF THAT HAPPENING IN THE NEAR FUTURE. THANK YOU
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Posted : Sunday, June 07, 2009 10:19:01 AM
Doesn't anyone watch television? There was some worlds greatest mysteries revealed or some crap a few years ago with a team of three people showing how they made crop circles. All though some are extremely elaborate with intricate details and patterns, SWIM believes 99% (he has been wrong once before) to be a hoax. Also, SWIM doesn't think super intelligent beings would waste time making pretty things in fields anyway...
SWIM does however believe in some pretty funky shit too so, who is SWIM to judge...
Sunday, June 07, 2009 4:45:26 PM
There are definately hoaxers out there, probably the majority of them are.
But the "Real" circles defy explanation. There are magnetic traces in the soil. The nodes of the wheat have been blown out as if by microwaves. And the size, complexity, and perfection of certain circles, which appear overnight without any witnesses, defy explanation. The energy that one feels in these circles is different as well, for those who are more sensitive to it.
Skepticism is a good thing. But it highly unlikely that some of these are made with a few people with planks and string.
Monday, June 08, 2009 1:24:38 AM
It has been shown time and again that is no problem for humans to make incredible complex crop circle formations with an outstanding accuracy. Saying that this can't be made by human hands is kinda insulting for the human race because we just can.
Doesn't anyone watch television? There was some worlds greatest mysteries revealed or some crap a few years ago with a team of three people showing how they made crop circles. All though some are extremely elaborate with intricate details and patterns, SWIM believes 99% (he has been wrong once before) to be a hoax. Also, SWIM doesn't think super intelligent beings would waste time making pretty things in fields anyway...
SWIM does however believe in some pretty funky shit too so, who is SWIM to judge...
Sunday, June 07, 2009 4:45:26 PM
There are definately hoaxers out there, probably the majority of them are.
But the "Real" circles defy explanation. There are magnetic traces in the soil. The nodes of the wheat have been blown out as if by microwaves. And the size, complexity, and perfection of certain circles, which appear overnight without any witnesses, defy explanation. The energy that one feels in these circles is different as well, for those who are more sensitive to it.
Skepticism is a good thing. But it highly unlikely that some of these are made with a few people with planks and string.
Monday, June 08, 2009 1:24:38 AM
It has been shown time and again that is no problem for humans to make incredible complex crop circle formations with an outstanding accuracy. Saying that this can't be made by human hands is kinda insulting for the human race because we just can.
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TGarcia201 01:57 AMJun 07 2009
HEY ALL OF YOU YOUNG WHIMPER SNAPPERS..ONE DAY YOU WILL BE OLD.. AND FARTING DUST........SO FOR NOW....REMEMBER OLD MEN RULE
HEY ALL OF YOU YOUNG WHIMPER SNAPPERS..ONE DAY YOU WILL BE OLD.. AND FARTING DUST........SO FOR NOW....REMEMBER OLD MEN RULE
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Nf33cbe 01:55 AMMay 24 2009
bees scare the beeejeesus out of me. i would rather face a gang of thugs with ak47's and knives than a swarm of bees.
bees scare the beeejeesus out of me. i would rather face a gang of thugs with ak47's and knives than a swarm of bees.
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"Hi, my name is ************************ and I am \"group schooled\" (not individually home schooled but not in a small private school either). I appreciate what you wrote as a student review of ********************. My mom and her boyfriend and my brother and sister and I live on an artist commune in ******************. ********************************************************************************* The whole place is extremely progressive. Most of us took time off from what we do to lobby for gay marriage in the Northeast, but not in Vermont. ********************************************* We are all extremely bright and could make it academically anywhere especially if in our field of interest. We love rural so *****************would fit. We looked it up on line and have heard much about it in the arts world and liked much of what we read.
My question has to do with dress code/how we present ourselves. Not sure if three of us might fit at all so please let us know your perceptions. ************** is a lesbian and wears man tailored suits, she has her head shaved except for a stripe down the middle which is tall and spiked. ***************** is a cross dresser ... not in a man skirt like a few of the men here but leather skirt, fishnets, tall girl boots. I wear micro mico skirts, dark pantyhose and no panties. It just covers my crotch when I stand and not at all when I sit. None of this is a problem here regarding anyof us but would it be at your school? Thanks for your help. **************"
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My question has to do with dress code/how we present ourselves. Not sure if three of us might fit at all so please let us know your perceptions. ************** is a lesbian and wears man tailored suits, she has her head shaved except for a stripe down the middle which is tall and spiked. ***************** is a cross dresser ... not in a man skirt like a few of the men here but leather skirt, fishnets, tall girl boots. I wear micro mico skirts, dark pantyhose and no panties. It just covers my crotch when I stand and not at all when I sit. None of this is a problem here regarding anyof us but would it be at your school? Thanks for your help. **************"
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03:25 PMMay 20 2009
No surprise here. The moment the story broke in the news I knew his arrest was imminent. There is something to be said about color in this story though. Not the drivel that i am reading in the "posts" but what I am not reading. Sure, this sort of "killing" is not rare in the white mans world, but it is in the black mans. Blacks, it seems usually die on the streets as opposed to indoors at the hand of a relative. Perhaps this is an issue that should be studied closer?What are the statitistics for Hispanics and Arabs? How are we all being killed? Gun,knife,by hand? What race prefers what? Then we can tackle what political race they backed and whether or not they voted for Bush at anytime.
03:25 PMMay 20 2009
No surprise here. The moment the story broke in the news I knew his arrest was imminent. There is something to be said about color in this story though. Not the drivel that i am reading in the "posts" but what I am not reading. Sure, this sort of "killing" is not rare in the white mans world, but it is in the black mans. Blacks, it seems usually die on the streets as opposed to indoors at the hand of a relative. Perhaps this is an issue that should be studied closer?What are the statitistics for Hispanics and Arabs? How are we all being killed? Gun,knife,by hand? What race prefers what? Then we can tackle what political race they backed and whether or not they voted for Bush at anytime.
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He hypothesizes the trip may have to do with reproduction, another area that has long baffled basking shark researchers.
The sharks are currently listed as "vulnerable" on the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species, due to the high value of their fins which are the key ingredient for shark fin soup, a tasteless but symbolic Chinese delicacy.
The sharks are currently listed as "vulnerable" on the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species, due to the high value of their fins which are the key ingredient for shark fin soup, a tasteless but symbolic Chinese delicacy.
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Page three of the Gazette reports on Margate's first Easter without Dreamland, reporting disappointment amongst visitors and a bleak outlook for the town's future:
No Dreamland, no reason to return say day-trippers
Disappointed visitors say they won't be coming back to Margate now Dreamland has closed.
Instead they plan to head for other resorts such as Southend, Brighton, Yarmouth and even Herne Bay.
Alison Spalding has been visiting Margate regularly for 24 years. "Without Dreamland it hasn't got the oomph to attract tourists. I think Herne Bay is better now, it always seems packed."
Maureen Farr, from Tunbridge Wells, said: "We've walked along the beach, been on the donkey rides and trampolines - there's not really anything else to do."
In the Punch and Judy pub, barmaid Katie Bridgland has had to break the news of Dreamland's closure to visitors.
"People have been coming in and asking about it, especially if they've got children," she said. "Their reaction has generally been that there is no reason to bring their children here any more."
Derek Pegden, who runs the beach swings and rides, said even when the sun shone over Easter business was slow.
"We haven't seen a coach party," he said. "On Sunday the sun was out but at 3.30 it died a death. People have been asking what is there for the older children to do."
Elaine Burns and Susan Gregory-Cremer had come to Margate with their children especially to go to Dreamland.
"We thought it was open, we are well disappointed," Elaine said. "Our friends went to Thorpe Park, but we decided to come here because it is closer. Now we don't know what to do, it is terrible."
Clare Creighton enjoyed going to Dreamland as a child. Now her daughter Ciara (five) has to make do with a donkey ride. "Now there is just a sandy beach, other than that there isn't much else you can do."
Westbrook councillor Mick Tomlinson said the lack of visitors was obvious as he walked around the town.
"This is the saddest Easter weekend we have had for a long time," he said.
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i have really small eyes and people ask me if im asian.
i have really long straight toes but the toe next to my big toe is longer than the big toe so it looks like my foot is flipping people off
I am in 8th grade but like 4ft 8in
I have boy hair
When I think, I tend to look towards the side.
i have some other ppls flaws but my mane ones are... my right eye is more open then my left eye... i also have the second toe is longer than my big toe... i have a kiss (the band) tongue... i also have a high pitch voice that everyone makes fun of me for... and i have a nice but butt i have really small boobs and im in my early teens!!...
my vagina is [plump?] :D
I'm fat, I'm paler than anyone I've ever met, my boobs are too big... And my foreheard is too big. And I'm very nearsighted. I'm pretty awesome though - I got myself out of a ten year long clinical depression. Try that on for size!
I'm impatient and have no confidence.
I've been diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, which means the part of my brain responsible for communication is smaller than normal. I suck at social interaction, but I derive an enormous amount of amusement from social warfare amongst the social elite.
i have too many friends..and all my friends think i blow them off...and i also think that im ugly..but when i REALLY look at myself in a mirror i go "This is the real me..i am different than everyone in every way..nothing is better than being myself" Shane..you made me realize..that i can be myself and still have horrible flaws..Thanks.
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This is nearly exactly what I saw on my second trip. Except instead of standing exactly like this she was simply lying down similarly and with whiter more porcelain skin. She was also undressed from the waist down clearly.
I haven't seen anything like the black red-energy goddess or similar visions in the various links that have been posted of galleries of artists.
A rough photoshop CS4 rendering the that energy clad goddess of sorts
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It's every parents worst nightmare, at least it definitely is one of mine! You're in a shopping mall or at the zoo, you turn around for a moment and when you look back your child is gone! I've had nightmares about this and we did actually lose Lisa when she was 2 for only a minute but it felt like hours!
We were in a zoo in Holland, Lisa was walking ahead of us, turned into the next path, which split in 2. We didn't know which one she had taken and she didn't immediately answer our calls. It was the most horrible, scary feeling I've ever experienced and one I hope will never, ever happen again!
We were in a zoo in Holland, Lisa was walking ahead of us, turned into the next path, which split in 2. We didn't know which one she had taken and she didn't immediately answer our calls. It was the most horrible, scary feeling I've ever experienced and one I hope will never, ever happen again!
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Klimperei is a very weird band from France. They have countless releases and have been included in lots of compilations as well. Their discography is massive.
Even though their English isn't the best, they still managed to submit their top ten animals. And boy are we appreciative!
Here is klimperei's top ten animals.
1. The Grey Rabbit
2. John Merrick (An orange rabbit with a large head and a tee-shirt)
3. Max ('bad rabbit')
4. Ducks
5. Cats
6. She-goats
7. Elephants
8. Horses
9. Shrews
10. Penguins
Even though their English isn't the best, they still managed to submit their top ten animals. And boy are we appreciative!
Here is klimperei's top ten animals.
1. The Grey Rabbit
2. John Merrick (An orange rabbit with a large head and a tee-shirt)
3. Max ('bad rabbit')
4. Ducks
5. Cats
6. She-goats
7. Elephants
8. Horses
9. Shrews
10. Penguins
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