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hard2nale 02:18:59 PM Aug 01 2009

Ok.. my boyfriend thought it would be a cute idea to buy me this cookbook called "Get in the Kitchen, BIT@HES" for my birthday...seriously- bitchcooks.com. At first, I have to say I loved it. The book was so hilarious and made for a great converstion piece. However, now, whenever he comes over, he keeps saying... "What's for dinner BIT@H?" or "Get in the kitchen, BIT@H, and make me some food"... Yeah.. I'm pretty much over that, so tonight I am gonna make him the dish called 'Bend Me Over Beef' with a side of the 'Eat Me! Eggplant', serve it to him in a dog dish on the floor, and tell him.. "There's your damn dinner. BIT@H!"

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