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She was that sticky kind of little girl, you know the one, it’s eighty five degrees out but her skin’s damp like uncooked chicken that’s been left outside the fridge. She was pale for the summer season, as if her family kept her in a smelly cellar for the winter and sustained her by feeding ham lunchables through a slot in the door.

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Introduced in 1984, "Elite" was revolutionary for the ’80s, which means it’s mind-numbingly boring now.

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