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Cows are females. Cows have udders with 4 teats. Cow-boys being actual bovines implies COW(female bovine)+BOYS(male human-hybird bovine) = Hermaphrodite humanoid cattle. What always bothered me was the COWgirls of Moo Mesa. Two breasts = 2 udders per female humanoid cow chest. 2 udders per chest + 4 teats = 8 teats per femanoid bovine woman. (Note also that male humans have nonfunctional nipples, which implies naturally that a bare-chested male "Cow"boy would also have 4 nonfunctional finger-length teats). I could go further with the issues of the male humanoid cattle having pants too tight to fit functional organs, but I will leave that task to the "RULE 34" gang in illustrating that concept. I figure the leather chaps (made usually from tanned bovine flesh) would be derived from the way-too-normal-sized horses that the humanoid-bovine monsters ride (to their premature deaths). Given that the average bovine bull weight is 2700 lbs and the average carrying capacity of a normal horse is much less than the weight of an adult bull, well, it just gets messy after that. Large, heavy horses, weighing from 1,500 to 2,000 pounds (680 to 910 kg). The average horse can carry up to approximately 30% of its body weight. http://www.answers.com/topic/horses-in-warfare-1#ixzz1dFjpv78s Thusly a Moo Mesa horse (being generous)would be capable of a load of 2000 lb horse x 30% = 600 lbs in full gallop and tasked with long-distance riding of toting 2700 lbs on its back over uneven ground and leaping. So maybe gravity is hopefully much less in Moo Mesa (although that does not eliminate the whole "starting acceleration mass issue". I was only 23 when that cartoon came out, but those issues bugged me long before the whole "Furry Fetish" movement took off like wildfire with the Internet.