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It is impossible for me to fathom the bitterly disappointed one star reviews for this place. There is a plastic sign stretched across the back of a refurbished dry cleaner offering "1$ CHINESE FOOD" outside of an airforce base in frigging TACOMA. Just what the hell can you possibly expect? When a place has shatterproof windows and linoleum from the Edwardian era, a patina of oil and three desiccated grout flavored pot stickers curling into pasty UGGS underneath the relentless glare of a grease coated heat lamp and a bass-distorted bevy of raised pick ups on monster truck tires in a parking lot that looks like a demilitarized zone I can assure you that you will not be experiencing any sort of epicurian transcendence. Honestly, people.

If you eat at this place, you will get exactly what you expect and what you deserve. I can promise you that you will never feel the slight let down you experience when your favorite place doesn't come up to scratch. You will never say the words, "It's just not as good as usual today." You will never wish you had gotten General Tso's chicken instead of orange chicken because they are both fried chunks of protein in sugar sauce. Everything is exactly the same, and everything is cheap. You are paying what can only generously be described as "Money" for what can only generously be described as "Food." You get exactly what you pay for here, and it would be unreasonable to expect more, and impossible to expect less. Also, their egg flower soup tastes just like gravy, which is oddly comforting in a way but mostly just disconcerting. Knowledge is power.